Wraithbait

Summary: It was going to take more than a pair of ruby slippers to get them home this time. It was going to take all his ingenuity, a lot of careful plotting and some of John's infamous luck...

Summary: "Am I the only one that remembers what happened the last time?"

Summary: Snide commentary takes a back seat as Fortune take the crew in a new direction and Ronon reads Harry Potter.

Spoilers through Season 5. Part of the Cabin Series. Will make more sense if you've read at least Small Sacrifices and Saving the Universe first.
Warning: Things look really dire at one point. Really, truly dire. But if you've ever read anything I've written, you know I go for the happy ending whenever possible.

Summary: John shook his head. "There's just not a lot of people who like my husband," John answered. "He's... different." / Teyla gave him a soft smile. "Different does not always mean wrong." / "Yeah, you know, there are people who might disagree with you on that." / "Are you one of them?" / John thought for a moment. "No – I guess I'm not."

Summary: John, Rodney, and a nice vintage.

Summary: John asks a very important question.

Summary: Aliens make them- okay, well, let's just say aliens are involved. Sort of. After a fashion.

Summary: Just a peaceful day in Atlantis.

Summary: With the Wraith quickly approaching there doesn't seem to be anything left to do but evacuating and destroying Atlantis. Until John has an idea that could save them all.

Summary: You know those lists of what people want to do before they die? Some are more exciting than others.

Summary: Rodney hopes he won't have to say something

Summary: Relationships and perspectives change once Atlantis is back on Earth.

Summary: Fifth semester Starfleet offered a seminar entitled "The Lost Mission of Atlantis and Its Leaders."

Summary: Jeannie once told him he was no catch.

Summary: "This is your fault, you know." He licked his fingers and mimicked John's voice. "Oh no problem, Jeannie... we've got all weekend with nothing to do... we're happy to keep her..."

Summary: This was totally and completely embarrassing...and the hottest thing in his recent memory. A little PWP. Set in Season 5.

Summary: John's really been at this for quite some time.

Summary: Correlation does not imply causation.

Summary: The staff meeting is not as stimulating as Rodney had hoped.

Summary: Covering one's tracks can be a hassle. Especially with a surprise visitor John would rather had stayed the hell away.