Wraithbait

Summary: M.R.M. writes a fourth Penthouse letter. P0rn, p0rn, and more p0rn.

Summary: Rodney knows they all miss her, but it's different for him. Spoilers for eps 4.02 and 4.10.

Summary: Rodney greets the newest arrival on Atlantis. Sheppard/Heightmeyer, nod to McKay/Cadman UST

Summary: "Rodney had refused on the grounds of not actually being six months old, but after he'd spilled most of his first beer onto his shirt, his pants, and somehow his hair, it didn't seem like such a bad idea." Tag for "Trio."

Summary: M.R.M. writes a third Penthouse letter. P0rn, p0rn, and more p0rn.

Summary: Episode tag to S4 'Quarantine': John knows where he came from; Rodney know who he is.

Summary: While on the hunt for Ancient tech, Rodney finds a Wraith. Rating for blood and gore and some sex (more in later chapters). This is Rodney/female wraith parring, just so you know. Enjoy! A/N:This stroy has run off in a direction I did not predict when I first started writing it, therefor I'm now adding additional warning *part eight contains very high levels of violence*.

Summary: Tag to Quarantine. John's been acting strangely, and Rodney wants to know why. Everyone else already does; except John, of course.

Summary: M.R.M. writes a letter to Penthouse. P0rn, p0rn, and more p0rn, in the classic Penthouse tradition.

Summary: "What about him?"
"No, no, no, he won't do at ALL. Check out his flabby ass. You need something firm to grab hold off." (Rodney and Ronon are helpful. John is disturbed)

Summary: Rodney is visited by spirits at Christmastime, but their intent is a bit more malevolent than Ebenezer Scrooge's ghosts or George Bailey's angel ...

Summary: Late at night, Rodney asks Teyla about love and second chances.

Summary: McKay is tramatized by the AU events of "The Lost Boys." Oh, like you didn't see it coming. As a result of his N/C, he must reconsider his past actions against his collegues. Also very explicit Beckett/Cadman and a little Weir/Other.

Summary: People make hard choices for what seem like good reasons, and still lose everything in the end...

Summary: Missing scene for Tablua Rasa. Rodney unknowingly creates future problems for himself when he has an encounter while his memories are fading. I suck at summaries sorry. Rated M for later chapters and just in case.

Summary: oh, Rodney's arm-writing. the first of what I am sure will be many, many drabbles and sonnets dedicated to it. Spoilers over Tabula Rasa.

Summary: A simple negotiation between the Humans and the Furlings goes South in a way no one could expect: SG1 and SGA are sucked through an apparent Stargate error to places unknown. A plot is in motion that threatens all humanity and far more. And the price of knowledge, and even survival; is neither cheap nor easy.

Summary: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will scar me forever."

Summary: John and Rodney aren't the only ones affected by Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

Summary: The way back turned out to be longer than Rodney had imagined. AU from Trinity. Spoilers for Instinct and Aurora.