AU based on the basic premise of the film P.S. I Love You. Either John or Rodney has died but in order to help the other move on, they've left a series of letters for the other. All letters begin with the phrase "Hey Baby" and end "PS. I Love You."
Sheppard couldn't help but lusting after him. He was just his perfect ten. [Give me silly fluff or Pwp, whatever you like, listen to Beautiful South Perfect 10 and think what you can out of it - worship the vast beauty ;)]
Dr. Weir wasn't able to beat the Replicator Infection, and died. Everyone is numb, but the IOA don't give anyone time to grieve, and want to appoint a new leader, but everyone can agree that they don't want anyone else. Sheppard proposes that Rodney take over, since he's a civilian, and is already on Atlantis, he's eligible, and John supporting him will carry some weight. Rodney doesn't want it, and wants to know why John is steering him towards being in charge.
Sheppard is having nightmares, and panic attacks from the Wraith feeding off him. He keeps seeing himself as that old man, and is obsessively running, and training, trying to prove to himself that he's not that old man, but it's not enough, he still needs more, he needs to have sex.
In the middle of nowhere, John took over the running of his Family's Motel from his Mother, who 'lives' with him in the large house behind. John was obsessed with his Mother, and when she died, couldn't let her go, literally, keeping her body, and her alive by dressing and talking as her. When a young woman, Jeanne McKay arrives, wanting to stay in the Motel, John likes her, but his 'Mother' doesn't, and kills her. Jeanne's Brother Rodney comes looking for her, and John likes him even more, and something begins between them, but 'Mother' is just as unhappy with Rodney. (An Au version of the movie "Psycho".)