Wraithbait

Summary: Five things that never happened to Elizabeth and Sam, though they didn't always have those names. Contains crossovers with SG1, NCIS, Forever Knight, The Outer Limits, Sanctuary, and Save My Soul.

Summary: Michael was aching.

Summary: In which John finds out about McKay and Lorne and is totally fine with it. Really. Meanwhile on Earth, preparations begin for disclosure. Also includes, in no particular order: wendigos, closed timelike loops, glowing spines, flyboys, and a paradox.

Summary:

There once was a writer named Jae
Who wrote these dumb poems all day
All just for fun
And combined into one
So read them here now, okay?

Summary: Following the discovery of a mysterious puddlejumper on the mainland, John, Rodney, Elizabeth, Radek and Teyla find themselves moving between different times and worlds, visiting numerous possible existences running parallel to their own. But once the timeline is disturbed, will they ever find their way home? [Multiple pairings, actual and UST, het and slash, set early Season Two]

Summary: Evan Lorne absolutely does not have a crush on Rodney McKay. That's why his latest assignment - filling in for Colonel Sheppard off-world after an injury during a heroic rescue mission - will not be a problem at all. Nope, not in the least. Also featuring, in no particular order, botanical mischief, alien purity rituals, yoga, and bonus Winchester action.

Summary: The budget for the new year has arrived, and Woolsey discovers TPTB have gone stark raving insane.

Summary: The events of Sunday in the Rover-verse, with some changes.

Summary: Never assume that what you write down in private will stay that way for very long and know that holding back will only work for so long before something finally snaps.

Summary: Set in AU established in "McKay and Mrs. Miller". Colonel Sheppard's gone back to his own world, but John's not quite over it yet.

Summary: Rodney wonders if he's going to come out of this with a strong inclination toward a life of crime, because John just makes this stuff looking *amazing*.

Summary: This is why John should be supervised when playing with other former military boys. Next thing Rodney knows, he'll wake up and John will have bazookas and crates of grenades and God help them all, nuclear weaponry stacked around him, and then Rodney will have to exile him to the floor, which will suck for their sex life so much.

Summary: Maybe it's just the movies that have given him an unrealistic expectation of assassins, but unless this guy's the most incompetent assassin *ever*--and considering who Rodney McKay is, they wouldn't hire someone *dumb* would they?--really, Rodney should be dead.

Summary: The members of the Atlantis Expedition each have their own ways of adjusting to life in the Pegasus Galaxy. Frankly, John Sheppard thinks that the Science team are all quite mad.

Summary: Character study for Sheppard

Summary: What does John Sheppard do when Atlantis' brand new ZPM is depleted in the course of landing on its new planet, they're cut off from Earth, facing incipient food shortages, and his last practical experience with dealing with all of that was when he had one less overwhelming and powerful enemy gunning for his people? How does he cope when his city's leader, who's also his lover, is in the middle of a crisis of confidence about her status as a human being?

If you said "alcohol" or "nervous breakdown," you'd be mistaken.

Pairings: Sheppard/Weir, Emmagan/Heightmeyer/Lorne, and Dex/Keller UST.

Summary: Even after twenty years, Rodney still has no idea how to raise children. Kidfic, futurefic. Past character death.

Summary: Teyla wakes up with no memory. Fortunately a man claiming to be her husband is on hand to help her.

Summary: This was inspired by that wonderful moment when the doors close in front of Woolsey. Is the city sentient? And if so, what is she trying to hide from him?

Summary: Ronon has known all his life that the three pillars of victory are honor, loyalty, and unity. He's been a member of Sheppard's team for two years when the team to which he owes his first loyalty finds him again, during a time when Ronon must question whether his loyalty to Atlantis is returned. Torn, he chooses the team he believes needs him the most, but the price is more than just the home he's come to love, and the reward may be betrayal and death, or worse.