Wraithbait

Summary: Sheppard really doesn't like bugs... Written for the LFWS challenge on LiveJournal.

Summary: The hell with appearances. They were on their own now.
Spoilers through season 5. Snark with a side dose of snide commentary on TPTB.

Summary: In this story you will find blood, bombs, trapped heroes, dramatic rescues, trigger happy aliens, mashed astrophysicists, slightly squished colonels, destruction, psychopathic Ancients with paranoiac tendencies, arguments, broken bones, pain, explosions, a couple of clichés, booby traps, dodgy Ancient technology and McKay gets smacked! There are also waffles with lots and lots of maple syrup, guns, babysitters, electrocution, a Zed PM or two, cheap-ass MacGyver references, odd logic, completely incorrect but vaguely cool sounding scientific and medical jargon, angst, an irate Scotsman, jinxes and possibly the odd plot hole here and there. Probably not in that order, though. So it's pretty much your average off-world mission, then...

Summary: Rodney McKay investigates the meaning behind his teammates' names using a new computer program.

Summary: In which John finds out about McKay and Lorne and is totally fine with it. Really. Meanwhile on Earth, preparations begin for disclosure. Also includes, in no particular order: wendigos, closed timelike loops, glowing spines, flyboys, and a paradox.

Summary: Set in the Coyote_SGA verse, an AU where all the cast have superhuman abilities (i.e. think Heroes). With emotions running high, John is trapped in one day and must find a way out - or spend the rest of his life watching Elizabeth die.

Summary: He had begun to build a life here now. (Sequel to Exile--would make more sense if you read that first). Also, additional snide commentary about TPTB as well.

Summary: It wasn't the moonlight or the sweet fruit punch. It was something else.

Summary: Imago: a creature in its final stage of development. John receives a gift that might be used to destroy the Wraith. It might also kill him. Can his team convince him that the cost is too high? Team plus Carson and Elizabeth.

Written for SGA Big Bang 2008. Forks in the Road: Tao of Rodney - John's the one accidentally caught in the machine.

Summary: It all started when the girls weren't invited to the poker night...

Additional warning: Beside John / Elizabeth in this story, it includes some Elizabeth / Kate as well :)

Summary: Timing's everything, words don't always work and procrastination is Elizabeth's middle name.

Summary: Following the discovery of a mysterious puddlejumper on the mainland, John, Rodney, Elizabeth, Radek and Teyla find themselves moving between different times and worlds, visiting numerous possible existences running parallel to their own. But once the timeline is disturbed, will they ever find their way home? [Multiple pairings, actual and UST, het and slash, set early Season Two]

Summary: Evan Lorne absolutely does not have a crush on Rodney McKay. That's why his latest assignment - filling in for Colonel Sheppard off-world after an injury during a heroic rescue mission - will not be a problem at all. Nope, not in the least. Also featuring, in no particular order, botanical mischief, alien purity rituals, yoga, and bonus Winchester action.

Summary: Episode tag to "Search & Rescue". John's flight back to the planet, and his special passenger.

Summary: The budget for the new year has arrived, and Woolsey discovers TPTB have gone stark raving insane.

Summary: The events of Sunday in the Rover-verse, with some changes.

Summary: John plus alien slime mold equals sanspantsedness plus Rodney snark.

Summary: John + embareASSing injury x Rodney = pun fodder

Summary: Elizabeth's struggle after loosing a part of her memory.

Elizabeth woke up and opened her eyes. Everything around her was dark and she couldn't see anything. A terrible headache made her close her eyes for a moment, before she slowly opened them again. Her whole body was trembling and cold shivers ran along her spine. She didn't remember were she was or how she had gotten here.

Summary: It was supposed to be a simple trade mission, until John learned the hard way that he really should pay attention more in those pre-missions briefings.