Summary: Sam's had enough of the power bar wrappers on the floor.
Summary: When you sit in Jake's chair, you're not just getting a haircut, you're getting a sympathetic ear ...
Summary: Radek found out what true terror was. Written for the JumperBay 15 minute challenge. Has to use the line "He hated babysitting"
Summary: Rodney wakes when the mattress shifts from John's weight beside him.
Summary: "Isn't that just typical," Chipped muttered to himself. Then, a little louder, he said, "You don't have much room to talk--at least I don't have a *mutant edge*. I thought there were regulations against that sort of thing."
((They're ICE CUBES. *headdesk*))
Summary: Rodney limped into the infirmary in what he'd been sure was an entirely convincing way, right up until the moment Doctor Keller had caught sight of him from across the room and started walking over.
Summary: Alternate Season 4. Balcony piece.
There was something more; she could see it in his eyes. The way they rested half closed, glistening in the dimming sunlight. John inhaled deeply, composed himself and then continued.
Summary: Ronon has always had a good sense of smell. (Spoilers through "The Kindred, parts 1 and 2")
Summary: complete crack. really. Takes place in the time that had to exist, medically, between Trio and Midway. featuring: an extremely drunk Sheppard and an exhausted McKay.
Summary: "Ronon knows he isn't naturally friendly, he can be closed and terse and intimidating. The thing is - what Sheppard and Teyla had always understood - was that he had to be, for so long."
Summary: Radek Zelenka doesn't laugh at Lovecraft jokes anymore.
Summary: He hadn't thought of that day in decades, but now it was all he could think about. - Rodney reflects during "Miller's Crossing"