If you ever wanted to know how my mind works:
There's new spam in my inbox, with the intriguing subject line of "Male Enhancement".
Which leads to me wondering how the human male, in general, would be enhanced.
Which leads to imagined conversations such as, "Now, my new boyfriend is an SX-7. He does the laundry and the dishes, and he never comes first." - "Oh, I'm so envious! I only have a GL. He can't even cook. *deep sigh*"
Which leads to brief flashbacks to the two volumes of Yuu Watase's Zettai Kareshi! I actually read, and to just about every John-is-a-hooker fic out there.
Which naturally leads to this:
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Carson Beckett, Daniel Jackson, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Episode Related, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Series, Team
Categories: Ship Pairings > Other Pairings, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Ship Pairings > Weir/Zelenka, Ship Pairings > Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Romance, Series
Warnings: Adult themes