Titles - C
Summary: Rodney looked disbelieving at the condom John pushed in his hand. John was right; it said 'Coffee flavour' on the front.
Summary: John once again volunteers Carson for something he doesn't want to do. Written for the SGAHC "what did you do?" challenge.
Summary: Zelenka sees McKay and Sheppard in a compromising position, and jumps to a conclusion which is only partially correct.
Summary: On a planet of skeevy aliens, the team is under the influence and John has to save them from themselves. There's a bit of het, but it's mostly slash.
Summary: Teyla loses herself in the rhythm of the bout, her body gliding from position to position. Vague spoilers for Duet.
Summary: Sometimes what you say isn't what you meant to say, but it doesn't mean it's not true. McKayWeir. No specific season.
Summary: Response to the SGAHC 5 minute fic challenge. Starting off with "Good grief! Is he...NAKED?"