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You are going to tell us what the table does with the "fascinating" genetic material, right? The possibilities for all the equipment that gets unlocked to the table's pleasure.

Just fantastic

Mercy! My HEART! ROFL.

hahahahahahahaha
God that is hilarious.
You had me cracking up with the 'Ew' and the puddlejumpers asking for details.
Fantastic

ROTFLMAO! That was fantastic and I hope you write more stories like this one. Good job!

ahahaha, this is GOLD. i LOVED it. i love the part with the genetic information, and the puddlejumpers being gossips. ahah. priceless. ^.^

HEEE! So funny. Poor Table.

[laughs herself silly] Very cute!

lol that was soooooooooooo wrong, you know we love it!

I really like the point of view from the table. It's hilarious and the pinging puddlejumpers...lol good work. i would love to see this become a series.

Hoot! I laughed like a loon - that prissy table, having squeamish fits while the guys have a really good time on it. LOL! I loved the table analyzing both the sunscreen and then the (hah!) genetic material. And I especially loved the nosy, gossiping puddlejumpers and the table refusing to share data. (Makes me think of the hierachy of rank of servants in a great house - the butler and the family's maids and valets know all manner of secrets but they sure wouldn't share it with the under staff! Good heavens, no; just not done!) This was delightful - thank you!

::blink:: OMG! Whatever you're on, I want some, 'cause it's *seriously* good stuff *vbg*. This was just so funny. I love the idea of a sentient table having to distract itself from the icky humans. Loved the terms the table had for various body parts and such and loved the idea of the gossiping puddlejumpers and the fact that they called themelves that now :). Just...::giggles madly and rolls on floor:: Laura.

ROTFLMAO!! Too hilarious! Thank you!

That is just fantastic!! I love the puddlejumpers pinging the table, that's just an image I love!

Priceless!

You are officially my new favorite author. and I'm bookmarking this for a humor nomination for the next fan awards as soon as I can breathe again.

that was SO bloody funny, i was actually laughing out loud at that! any more likely?

That was absolutely *hysterical*...you must be smoking the best sort of crack! And of *course* the puddlejumpers have completely fallen for Sheppard and the expedition. Hmmm...wonder what would they would think of a little McKay/Sheppard jumper!sex??? Thanks for this -- it's a gem!

Oh dear me! I have always enjoyed fics like this one, when well done, this one is just a hoot and love love love the puddle jumper bit. Squishy bits *LOL, PIMP*!!!!

Brilliant! I almost choked on my lunch!! Very very funny

That is *so* funny! And nicely done... helperbots... hmmmm...... I might steal them, if you don't mind! :-)

Author's Response: Steal away! I'm sure I'm not the first person to call them that. ;)