Wraithbait

lol

Author's Response: good i'm useless with tech! *hangs head in shame*

I had something written with my idea! Woo! *dances madly*

Author's Response: lol.. ask and you shall recieve!

Oh Ronon's addendum LOL and John's...First thing: START PANICKING, yeah he has issues :)

Author's Response: just the odd one or too, poor boy! xx

LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES and McKay will make you work :)

Author's Response: ha ha! i was wetting myself when i wrote that bit!

Always listen to McKay....Bottom line? Keep it in your pants!

Author's Response: lol

Brilliant!! keep writing please...
what about: So, you need to name something?
So, you find a ZPM but the natives are angry at you for wanting it?
So, you find yourself lost in the jungle/dessert/any other landscape and need to get home?
So, your geek/goon got injured and you can't make it back to the 'gate?

lol

Please keep writing,
Kisses

Author's Response: thanks for the ideas... i'll get right on that!

hilarious! we need more!

what to do when you have a cocky wraith on base

how to bond with your geek/goon

what you should never do to alien team members.

Author's Response:

I love this more please.

Oh how about 'So your goon's Kirk... How to save him from from the females and you from the fry pan.'

Author's Response: good idea xx

Cute and funny, do more! Like, "How to resist the advances of alien priestesses/world leaders/etc." Sheppard needs one of those badly. Maybe it could be written by McKay.

Author's Response: ta xx

Funny and true:)
How about rules to stop your geek, goon getting into trouble with sexy but untrustworthy aliens.

Author's Response: nice idea xx

"What To Do When Faced With Strange Alien Rituals"

> Short, simple and very cute. I liked it!

Author's Response: i'm working on it! lol

*L* I love that. :)

Author's Response: *smiles*

What to do if your home city is invaded.
What to do if your leader/leaders turn into bugs.
What to do if a large alien armada is bearing down on you.

Ideas for you.

Author's Response: thank you for the ideas! xx

Wishing you a multitude of plot bunnies, cuz this is wonderfully done and hysterically funny.

Author's Response: thanks hun xx

A damaged goon is neither use nor ornament.

That's just brillient!

Author's Response: thought you'd like that :P

Author's Response: thought you'd like that :P