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Scruffy AI by
lavvyan [
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Series Summary: (Taken from the original story post in Lavvyan's
Live Journal .)
If you ever wanted to know how my mind works:
There's new spam in my inbox, with the intriguing subject line of "Male Enhancement".
Which leads to me wondering how the human male, in general, would be enhanced.
Which leads to imagined conversations such as, "Now, my new boyfriend is an SX-7. He does the laundry and the dishes, and he never comes first." - "Oh, I'm so envious! I only have a GL. He can't even cook. *deep sigh*"
Which leads to brief flashbacks to the two volumes of Yuu Watase's Zettai Kareshi! I actually read, and to just about every John-is-a-hooker fic out there.
Which naturally leads to this:
Summary: Rodney got his new SX-7 two weeks after he'd ordered it. Him. It. Whatever.
In which John is an android.
Updated: 22 Nov 2007; Published: 22 Oct 2007
Summary: Rodney got his new SX-7 two weeks after he'd ordered it. Him. It. Whatever.
In which John is a human.
Categories:
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Sheppard
Characters:
Carson Beckett ,
John Sheppard ,
Other ,
Radek Zelenka ,
Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst ,
AU - Alternate Universe ,
First Time ,
Humour ,
Hurt Comfort ,
Romance ,
Series Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 8 [
Table of Contents ]
Series:
Scruffy AI
Word count: 8082; Completed: No
Updated: 22 Jan 2010; Published: 07 Nov 2007
Summary: "I think it's time you told me why the bloody hell you have Lee and Zelenka's missing SX-7 on your bed."
Updated: 03 Dec 2007; Published: 03 Dec 2007
Summary: "You want me to babysit your robots?" (A Companion story to
Male Enhancement - The Soul and the Company Store Remix .)
Updated: 03 Jan 2008; Published: 03 Jan 2008
Summary: "You do realize you just outed yourself as a virgin, right?" (Sequel to
Muscle and Blood and Skin and Bones .)
Categories:
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Sheppard ,
Ship Pairings >
Other Pairings
Characters:
Cameron Mitchell ,
Daniel Jackson ,
Elizabeth Weir ,
Jennifer Keller ,
John Sheppard ,
Major Lorne ,
Other ,
Rodney McKay ,
Ronon Dex ,
Teyla Emmagan ,
Vala Mal Doran
Genres: Angst ,
AU - Alternate Universe ,
Episode Related ,
Established Relationship ,
First Time ,
Series Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [
Table of Contents ]
Series:
Scruffy AI
Word count: 17181; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Mar 2008; Published: 08 Mar 2008
Summary: "I don't know if this matters, but wherever he's from, they had no intention of making him human."
Categories:
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Sheppard ,
Ship Pairings >
Other Pairings
Characters:
Elizabeth Weir ,
John Sheppard ,
Major Lorne ,
Original Character ,
Other ,
Radek Zelenka ,
Rodney McKay ,
Ronon Dex ,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst ,
AU - Alternate Universe ,
Established Relationship ,
Hurt Comfort ,
Series Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [
Table of Contents ]
Series:
Scruffy AI
Word count: 57342; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2009; Published: 19 Feb 2009
Summary: "I created that virus, Sheppard! Just like I reprogrammed the incubator! And both times I fucked up beyond all redemption and other people suffered for it! Are suffering for it! And I can't fix it. I don't know how. I can't."
Categories:
Ship Pairings >
Other Pairings ,
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Sheppard ,
Ship Pairings >
Teyla Emmagan/Other
Characters:
Carson Beckett ,
Elizabeth Weir ,
Jennifer Keller ,
John Sheppard ,
Major Lorne ,
Original Character ,
Other ,
Rodney McKay ,
Ronon Dex ,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst ,
AU - Alternate Universe ,
Drama ,
Established Relationship ,
Hurt Comfort ,
Series Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [
Table of Contents ]
Series:
Scruffy AI
Word count: 56672; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Jul 2009; Published: 13 Jul 2009