Radek snorted snidely, shook his head and went back to work.
"You would be a cat person."
"And what was that supposed to mean?"
"No, no, no, you can't just diss my cat and then say it's nothing!"
Radek snorted again, shoved his glasses up the bridge of his nose and said, "Cute, McKay. Diss. You call yourself a native speaker of the English language, do you not? And I did not diss your cat. I merely pointed out the heavenly match you would make with a cat. Cats are known to be very smug, self-pleasing, self-congratulatory, self-complacent and cranky creatures."
"Harharhar. Very funny, Zelenka. You'd be a dog person, wouldn't you? You probably had two of them. Ridiculously small ones."
"No, McKay. I own seven snakes. Five constrictors and two venomous ones. Ridicoulously big venomous ones. My favourite one is called Assassin."
The picture that made me come up with this little drabble.
It's an awesome picture of an awesome snake.