Author's Notes: nope, not "Command Decisions" yet. Instead lots and lots of plot bunnies. have fun.
Staff Sergeant David Wahdani had received many complicated and plain crazy requirement forms during his years at the SGC. Compared to some of the things Teal'c, O'Neill and even Dr. Jackson had requested, the scrawled note from Jonathon O'Neill the second for a "whatchamacallit thingammie for printing on t-shirts, a *large* supply of single colored short and long-sleeved t-shirts, and lots and lots of paint," actually made sense. The Atlantis Expedition had little chance to go shopping, and the ability to create their own version of fashion should be good for morale.
Which still did not prepare him for General O'Neill (the first) to walk into his office shortly after the Daedalus had returned from its next run. The general was wearing a regulation black t-shirt with his BDU pants, but on the shirt was a gorgeous detailed picture of Atlantis.
"Sergeant, I want you to double the quantity of shirts and paint for the next shipment to Atlantis. These shirts are going to be hot souvenirs."
"Yes, Sir. At Once, sir!"
"Good, carry on, Sergeant."
As O'Neill turned to leave the room, Wahdani couldn't stop himself from choking. Loudly. O'Neill threw him a look. "Anything wrong, Sergeant?"
"Sir, no, Sir!"
O'Neill continued on his way. On the back of his t-shirt everybody could read:
MY CLONE WENT TO ATLANTIS, AND ALL I GOT IS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT.
Summary: Short stories in the clone 'verse, in no particular order. Crossovers included.
Categories: General
Characters: Other
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2249; Completed: Yes
Characters: Other
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2249; Completed: Yes