Summary: Screw the bet. Rodney was going to prove the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence. Oh, and incidentally, he might just catch the United States Air Force with their pants around their ankles.
Summary: Rodney paused, and thought through that line. “Okay, first of all, English majors suck and I totally almost failed all my composition classes. I utterly detest putting words into other words so that people won't be offended. What is the cart and what is the horse?” (First "part" is get-together; after that, established relationship)