Summary: Screw the bet. Rodney was going to prove the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence. Oh, and incidentally, he might just catch the United States Air Force with their pants around their ankles.
Summary: In the year 10073 After the Exodus, humans are the dominant race on Earth. The remaining descendants of the Lanteans are kept as pets, carefully bred to keep the gene alive that is needed to operate their ancestors' machines, their beautiful cities. Once a pet is fully mature, he or she is assigned to an owner; a person they are programmed to love and obey until they die.
Summary: Ascended!Major John Sheppard is playing matchmaker for alternate versions of himself and Rodney. Series of stories centering around different versions of John and Rodney and how ascended!John tires to make them see reason.
Summary: Getting electrocuted by a sculpture was the least of Johnís problems. The burns would heal again quickly. The whole thing with getting someone elses memories? Now, that was the actual catastrophe. It was just what he needed.
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