Wraithbait

Summary: Screw the bet. Rodney was going to prove the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence. Oh, and incidentally, he might just catch the United States Air Force with their pants around their ankles.

Summary: Alternate Universe Series. Atlantis is a top secret think tank located off the coast of British Columbia, and Pretenders - the races of myth and legend - live among us. John Sheppard is just such a critter, and comes to find a home and family on Atlantis after a harrowing introduction.

Summary: Rodney used to have a job in research; John used to be in the military. Rodney used to live alone; John hasn't lived alone in centuries. Rodney used to be human; John used to be human. Circumstances force them together and each has to learn how to cope - both as humans, and as wolves.

Summary: Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.

Summary: (Taken from the original story post in Lavvyan's Live Journal.)

If you ever wanted to know how my mind works:

There's new spam in my inbox, with the intriguing subject line of "Male Enhancement".

Which leads to me wondering how the human male, in general, would be enhanced.

Which leads to imagined conversations such as, "Now, my new boyfriend is an SX-7. He does the laundry and the dishes, and he never comes first." - "Oh, I'm so envious! I only have a GL. He can't even cook. *deep sigh*"

Which leads to brief flashbacks to the two volumes of Yuu Watase's Zettai Kareshi! I actually read, and to just about every John-is-a-hooker fic out there.

Which naturally leads to this:

Summary: The magicians are their most important defence against the Wraith.

Summary: Stories set in an AU where our hero learns what it is like not to be the first choice...

Summary: Being defined by their genes wasn't what they wanted. They wanted to be known by what they could *do*.

Summary: Rodney paused, and thought through that line. “Okay, first of all, English majors suck and I totally almost failed all my composition classes. I utterly detest putting words into other words so that people won't be offended. What is the cart and what is the horse?” (First "part" is get-together; after that, established relationship)