Summary:Stackhouse/Markham - Apparently once-in-a-lifetime opportunities came twice for Jamie Markham - and if he didn't get to keep them both, then it sure as hell wasn't going to be because he was too much of a coward to try.
Summary: In hindsight, he supposed he should have seen it coming. (spin off crack!fic of the SG-1 episode "Ripple Effect" -- you knew it would happen eventually.)