Wraithbait

Summary: An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis - and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage and relationships. Consensual BDSM, spanking and kinky themes explored during the course of this story.

Summary: "I don't know if this matters, but wherever he's from, they had no intention of making him human."

Summary: None of them were made for this bureaucratic nightmare, but they couldn't just leave the people of Pegasus to twist in the wind. That wasn't why they were here.

Summary: Sub-sub-titled by its betas: The Magical Glowing Inukshuk of Manly Repressed Emotions.

Team Sheppard goes to the Olympics.

No, seriously. That's it.

Summary: In 1939, Cam Mitchell gives history a little nudge. Years later that nudge starts to have unexpected effects. Sheppard/Mitchell, Lorne/Parrish.

Summary: ...It wasn't like Daniel was suffering, or anything. So he was small and fuzzy and eating hamburger on a bed. It kind of looked like fun.

Summary: Evan Lorne absolutely does not have a crush on Rodney McKay. That's why his latest assignment - filling in for Colonel Sheppard off-world after an injury during a heroic rescue mission - will not be a problem at all. Nope, not in the least. Also featuring, in no particular order, botanical mischief, alien purity rituals, yoga, and bonus Winchester action.

Summary: They lose the Daedelus at the beginning of the fifth year. That's the first night John crawls into bed with him.

Summary: Story 1 summary: Enemies, green beans, oatmeal, and a cart. Really. (Stories 1-30 are archived as chapters of a single story, but each is a completed standalone.)
All stories are McKay/Sheppard unless otherwise specified.
*Stories whose primary pairing is NOT McKay/Sheppard
+Stories with additional explicit pairings beyond McKay/Sheppard

*2. Doing What Comes Naturally ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McShep
+3. Gender Bender ~ McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Zelenka, Grodin/ofc (Lindstrom)
+4. What Kavanagh Saw ~ McKay/Sheppard, Beckett/Zelenka, Teyla/Sora UST, Grodin/ofc (Lindstrom)
*7. Therapy ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McShep implied
*10. Welcome to the Madhouse ~ Maj. Lorne/Sgt. "Bryan"
*16. Positive Reinforcement ~ Beckett/Zelenka
*23. Same Time, New Galaxy ~ Cadman/O'Neill 2.0, McKay/Sheppard, Bates/Lindstrom (ofc), Beckett/Zelenka, Weir/Davis
*25. Rodney's Revenge ~ Beckett/Zelenka, McKay/Sheppard
*28. The Best Team ~ Weir/Davis

Summary: After Rodney is held hostage on a trade mission, he starts to fall apart. When he won't admit anything's wrong, he's sent back to Earth to recover, and it's up to John to pick up the pieces.

Summary: "Tell me, Colonel, did you take a look around and think, hey, it's the Planet of Sex Changes?"

Summary: A serious off-world accident has John facing a medical discharge and his team scrambling to find a way for him to stay in Atlantis.

Summary: "I think it's time you told me why the bloody hell you have Lee and Zelenka's missing SX-7 on your bed."

Summary: Detective John Sheppard starts his new life in suburbia and becomes steadily captivated by his neighbor, Dr. Rodney McKay, and his son Timothy. This fic started because I wondered why Rodney never got to be the tragic woobie widower in fics.

Summary: Rodney McKay is an ordinary guy who just happens to rescue the woman he's been pining for from afar for months. Now she's in a coma and her family thinks they're engaged - except for her brother, John. And that's not the only problem, because over the course of a crazy week, Rodney finds himself falling harder than he ever has before.

Summary: Rodney gets tired of seeing John with everyone else and decides to do something about it.

Summary: John needs Rodney.

Summary: The real John's about as far from a hero as you can get. In fact, he's a demon.

Summary: v. cleave (klev) 1. To split with or as if with a sharp instrument. See Synonyms at tear. 2. To adhere, cling, or stick fast. Rodney bit his lip and shrugged. "Welcome to my world Colonel. Want your EpiPen engraved?"

Summary: The novice Rodney McKay is about to learn the biggest lesson in life when he's sent to Sanctuary, the mansion of Colonel Sheppard and his seven children.