Just because you have had your dominant hand injured does not mean you let the rest of your team draw straws about who gets to do the mission report. It gives John headaches.
(Imaginary Gate Team 5 strikes again! And once again, they would like to point out this is all Rodney's fault because if he wasn't setting such a bad example for the other geeks Steven wouldn't be so determined to find a working ZPM and outdo him, just to see the look on his face. Which would
be priceless, but is not worth getting eaten for. *nod*)