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Penname: paperduckie [Contact]
Real name: Chels Member Since: 04 May 2007
Membership status: Member
Well, I'm an unproductive Canadian chick who likes to read. Aaaaand listen to music. Aaaand watch tele.

That would be it.
Favorite Stories

Summary: John makes a fumbling attempt to correspond with Jeannie about her brother, and starts an email volley that intensifies with every missive.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7801; Completed: No
Updated: 16 Nov 2012; Published: 24 Jan 2008
Comments: Very engaging-- you cheer on John from the start. ;]

Summary: Rodney is surely not to blame, he would be much more fiendish.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Steven Caldwell
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1440; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Sep 2008; Published: 20 Sep 2008
Comments: Oh... wow. Oh geez. So very bloody cute and funny, and the ending kills me.

Summary: During the rare moments when Rodney isn't lying to himself about it, he admits he's in love with John.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3424; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jun 2008; Published: 17 Jun 2008
Comments: Oh, how delicious!

Summary: John still has most of his hair, though it's gone silver at the temples and the rest is more gray than not these days, as is the sweat-damp hair on his chest and arms, bright against his deeply tanned skin under the warm California sun. Rodney used to resent that, as he watched his own hairline recede out of sight, but now he just enjoys it. Even in his sixties, John is still beautiful.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 961; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 May 2008; Published: 30 Apr 2008
Comments: Very sweet!
Proof by rizzo [R]
[Reviews - 10]

Summary: "We should be having sex," John said conversationally.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1214; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Nov 2007; Published: 10 Nov 2007
Comments: Fantastic!

Summary: Earth!crack. Following Sheppard through all the SGC craziness. Plus: Ancient Devices, Injured!Jack, Sexy!Rodney, Amnesia, Pom-poms, and Stealth!Teal'c.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter, Teal'c, Vala Mal Doran
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2167; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Oct 2007; Published: 14 Oct 2007
Comments: Hilarious and adorable and just so... well, fantastic.
Being There by kiden [PG]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Repost, now with the complete text and less random stopping. Sheppard angst after 'Lifeline'.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Pre-slash, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1612; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Oct 2007; Published: 09 Oct 2007
Comments: Beautiful. Love it.

Summary: Written for the anotheratlantis challenge. My prompt was: John Sheppard is chief of staff for Senator Weir and needs access to research materials in the Library of Congress. Rodney McKay is a cranky librarian at the LoC who John encounters.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10569; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Oct 2007; Published: 06 Oct 2007
Comments: Adorable! I love well done AUs. :3

Summary: Ronon wants to learn some science. Slight spoilers for 3x20 "First Strike."

Categories: General
Characters: Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Episode Related, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2135; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Aug 2007; Published: 17 Aug 2007
Comments: Hilarious!

Summary: Rodney has a bit of a problem.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4658; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Aug 2007; Published: 17 Aug 2007
Comments: Fantastically amusing! An excellent portrayal of Rodney at is most neurotic.

Summary: Three more days, and he'd finally have an excuse to flip the calendar to a new picture, to the picture, the one he could stare at for hours and never stop drooling. Mr. May was tall, slender, his fingers rough where they peaked out from the heavy work jacket, but his chest and abs looked silky and just... delicious. Shaved, too, because no one with such a wild mop of hair on their head and determined five o'clock shadow could be that smooth in other places.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10789; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Apr 2007; Published: 03 Apr 2007
Comments: I *love* this interpretation of Rodney, and of course the banter, writing, plot are superb. "Unapologetically gay" has become a popular saying of mine.
Industrial Arts by Punk [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: The important thing is that Rodney has a wrench and John's lurking in the doorway, staring at his ass.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1104; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Mar 2007; Published: 31 Mar 2007
Comments: A severely hott and bossy Rodney.

Summary: Geniuses work best when warm.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1173; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Mar 2007; Published: 26 Mar 2007
Comments: Adorable! Scarf/hat tomfoolery!

Summary: Sheppard doesn't have tits, but Rodney's willing to overlook that.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drama, Episode Related, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1398; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Mar 2007; Published: 18 Mar 2007
Comments: Sweet sassy molassy! Tres hot, and very humourous.
Late Feet by aesc [PG-13]
[Reviews - 18]

Summary: "Rodney wonders how he managed to go four years and six whole months in a state of complete obliviousness. Usually he's faster on the uptake than that." Written for brighid's sga_santa present.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drama, Established Relationship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 20143; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Mar 2007; Published: 05 Jan 2007
Comments: Oh. My. God.

Summary: Radiation. That was the big one, echoing through his brain, bouncing from one part of his skull to the other. He'd possibly freaked out a little, okay maybe more than a little, because Rodney was the calm and cool voice offering reasonable statistics about radiation and there was something really fucked up about that.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7446; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jan 2007; Published: 17 Jan 2007
Comments: Oversexed and loving it.

Summary: The only thing that kept Rodney from feeling completely pathetic was that his hand fascination wasn't Sheppard-specific.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5094; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Jul 2006; Published: 18 Jul 2006
Comments: Oh, wow, hot and sweet and very them. ;D