Wraithbait

Summary: Written for the LJ Atlantis kink challenge details are as follows: I'd like to see something involving bondage (collars/leashes in particular) with some light d/s, possessiveness, and some biting is a definite plus. If Sheppard is in it, dog tags are a welcome addition. With a happy ending, & no non-con. Pretty much would like McKay with Beckett and/or Sheppard and/or Zelenka.

Summary: "You are not allowed to show Ronon any more musical movies," Rodney shouted in John's ear.

Total crackfic for sga_flashfic's "Not Dead Yet" Challenge. Set between the Season 4 episodes "Midway" and "The Kindred, Part 1". Slight spoilers. Possible inferred McShep slash.

Summary: An Atlantis that is tipped slightly to the left of what we're used to. Hurt crazy!Rodney attempts to deal with his enviroment.
He knew this, knew he hurt, but for the life of him he couldn't hold onto why. It was slippery and wiggling in his hands, like the fish he had pulled out of his sister's fishbowl once.

Summary: Illustrated alphabet of death. Complete crack and yet manages to have spoilers for all four seasons.

Summary: Doctor Rodney McKay has become 3.7% less effective since his unfortunate breakup, which obviously won't do at all. Fortunately for everyone, Friend Computer has found a way to get him back to usual standards.

Summary: Where there are whales there must be marine biologists. Her tea cup had made it halfway to her lips before the British project representative across the table from her had uttered those three fateful words.

Aliens. Are. Real.

Summary: 12 hours, once a month, oh what to do with the time????

Summary: McKay is a male magnet

Summary: After weeks of trying to find the boy's parents (he told them that his mother was Ontario and his father Salmon River, but nobody believed him) or any other relatives, the authorities declared Meredith an orphan.

Summary: He still couldn't believe that he'd actually taken his courage in both hands and kissed John.

Summary: "It really turns you on to see me like this?"

Summary: Sheppard deals with the loss of McKay. Only to realize what he has truly lost and that is just not acceptable.

Summary: John turned and stared at Rodney. "Last chance, McKay. Give the codes. All of them. Or Simpson gets to stroll through space."

Summary: "Tell me, Colonel, did you take a look around and think, hey, it's the Planet of Sex Changes?"

Summary: Jack O'Neill gives John Sheppard a sendoff before Sheppard leaves for Atlantis. It's John's last chance to be greedy, and he takes advantage.

Summary: John was never expecting to be in this position with Ronon, but he's doing the best he can with it.

Summary: John has a frank talk with Rodney about something Ronon needs.

Summary: M.R.M. writes a sequel to his previous Penthouse letter. P0rn, p0rn, and more p0rn.

Summary: Rodney recieves a fate worse than death when he attempts to help an ally.

Summary: M.R.M. writes a letter to Penthouse. P0rn, p0rn, and more p0rn, in the classic Penthouse tradition.