Wraithbait

Summary: Nothing ever hurts John.

Summary: John takes Ronon on a survival training mission and nothing goes according to plan. Written for Evelyn/Attila for the Sylum Clan Secret Santa challenge.

Summary: "You ready for tomorrow's mission, Rodney?" John asked, stealing a fry off his tray.

Rodney flapped a hand at him. "What's there to be ready for? We change a few crystals, reroute the power to the alternate energy source and ta-da – water. What could possibly go wrong?"

Summary: It was the perfect setup - a little girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a pink tutu. What woman could resist?

Summary: "I don't want to have to hurt you," he says, and Rodney hears the unspoken but I will at the end of the sentence.

Summary: Two more times Lorne ended up in bed with Sheppard and Mitchell (or pressed up against an alley wall, as the case may be). Written for the most recent Porn Battle.

Summary: Four ways John, Rodney, and Radek got high (and together). Side effects may include euphoria, blackmail, dry mouth, confessions, headache, altered libido, irritability, and the ability to taste colors. Consult your doctor before use.

Summary: A mysterious malfunction, freezing cold temperatures, a pair of love-struck boys, plenty of porn and the wonder-fleece saving the day – what more could you want?!

Summary: It was just supposed to be a stupid joke. He'd never meant for it to go this far.

Summary: Lorne is missing. Sheppard goes after him at first thinking it would be just a routine rescue mission, but soon realizes finding Lorne is going to be harder than he's okay with. Lorne wakes up in a cell and can't remember where home is, his only clues are the patch on his jacket and the memory of a man with wild hair and a sexy smile.

Summary: John and Evan have some fun while doing much-needed laundry.

Summary: No, these definitely weren't fake entries. If Rodney had known that John was going to take files from his computer, he'd have taken this file and burned it, put it in a box full of dirt from Transylvania and thrown it into the nearest unstable vortex.

Summary: "Aww, c'mon doc," Mitchell cajoled, giving him a friendly slap on the back. "What's a little blow job between friends?"

Summary: ...It wasn't like Daniel was suffering, or anything. So he was small and fuzzy and eating hamburger on a bed. It kind of looked like fun.

Summary: Caldwell has something Sheppard needs, but Sheppard has to be willing to take it.
This is a Caldwell Sheppard story folks warts and all.

Summary: An Ancient device gives John unexpected (and unwelcome) insight into the relationships of Johns and Rodneys across the multiverse.

Summary: "You're okay. You're going to be okay now," he babbled through his revulsion. "I'm here."

Summary: Lorne can't stop himself from wanting to run a finger over the soft cuffs around McKay's wrists... (Sheppard/McKay/Lorne)

Summary: Who in the universe would hurl ninjas of all things?

Summary: At the end of a hard day, all John wants is to have fun without any effort. Rodney decides to play.