Wraithbait

Summary: Written for dirty talk/angry sex prompt at lj's round_of_kink...first time, PWP

"Don't push me, Rodney, or you might get pushed back." His hand tangled in Rodney's shirt, pulling him in a little closer.

Summary: Evan Lorne absolutely does not have a crush on Rodney McKay. That's why his latest assignment - filling in for Colonel Sheppard off-world after an injury during a heroic rescue mission - will not be a problem at all. Nope, not in the least. Also featuring, in no particular order, botanical mischief, alien purity rituals, yoga, and bonus Winchester action.

Summary: It's not that Rodney blames himself--exactly--but he does wonder if perhaps making Sheppard wade into the foggy residue to rescue his laptop was maybe a bit of a mistake.

Summary: What was the Air Force thinking of when it went with short shorts?

Summary: Five times that Lorne had to give (something almost, but not entirely unlike) first aid.

Summary: Look, this sort of thing just happens, and they (usually) don't mean to do it. Seriously, every team destroys a world once in a while. Lorne's lying when he says he never has.

Summary: John Sheppard takes a special interest in all of the members of his team. It's normal to do that, right? He even knows every item in Rodney's wardrobe. It's not an obsession. And it's so not a problem!

Summary: "I'm Dr Rodney McKay," she said slowly. "We were at Berkeley together. You majored in mechanical engineering because you're an idiot who wanted to go to war and kill people rather than use your brain for something worthwhile. I'm Rodney McKay with breasts, okay? It's not that hard to grasp."

Summary: Rodney takes Carson's skepticism as a challenge. (Takes place immediately post-"Sateda". For SGA Flashfiction Five Things Challenge.)

Summary: They're trapped on a volcano planet. Things get worse from there. (My first SGA fanfic. Takes place mid-season 2, vaguely post-Hive. I suppose I should also put a warning here, as cliches abound. For SGA Flashfiction First Aid Challenge.)

Summary: John doesn't want to play.

Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation.

Summary: John got bored. Rodney notices.

Summary: Sometimes an epiphany is a simple thing, it comes in the quiet moments when you're least expecting it.

Summary: Lorne, Sheppard and Mitchell take an enormous risk. Set during the period back on Earth in "The Return." PWP.

Summary: For a good night's sleep, drink warm milk.

Summary: That man was gone now, and it felt like he had taken John's heart with him.

Summary: "What would you do if I walked into the gate room, pushed you over the console, and fucked you stupid right in front of all your Marines?"

Summary: Sometimes even Rodney McKay can be wrong.

Summary: What's the real reason Rodney decided he isn't ready to marry Katie?

Summary: Jeannie "helps" Rodney pack for his camping trip with John.
Rodney is going to KILL Jeannie!