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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Favorite Stories

Summary: There was something in her ocean. ("Grace Under Pressure" viewed from the other side)

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1282; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Jan 2012; Published: 08 Mar 2009

Summary: John feels like he's being watched.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7481; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Apr 2011; Published: 15 Apr 2011

Summary: "Parrish has FINALLY picked his solider." Miller replied distractedly, as if by way of explanation as she turned to watch the show as one of Carson's orderlies walked by, wielding a mop like a firearm and muttering darkly as she poked cautiously at the muddy trail, as though the green-tinged muck might be partially sentient or possibly even combustible.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Pre-slash, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6413; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2011; Published: 14 Feb 2011

Summary: *SLASH* Lorne/Parrish

Evan discovers that this is not a cheesy science fiction movie, this is real life. And David wants him.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3452; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Dec 2010; Published: 29 Dec 2010

Summary: Sheppard/OMC Connor Davids is a shy, quiet scientist who keeps to himself but over time finds he's lonely. John Sheppard is the man everyone wants and everyone wants to be except all he wants is quiet understanding. Can he get that from the new Dr. Davids? Can they both overcome gender to be with each other?

This story is now complete.

Updated: 29 Oct 2010; Published: 04 Mar 2009

Summary: Rodney finds a personal cloaking device.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 908; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Feb 2010; Published: 05 Feb 2010

Summary: Anatsuno wanted "the story where Rodney's the Librarian from Discworld. going Ook! :D"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1079; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Jul 2009; Published: 08 Jul 2009

Summary: John just looked at the other man, who in the cramped small-town tavern stuck out like a sore thumb with his black robe and pointy hat, and raised one of his brows. Rodney rolled his eyes. "Rodney McKay. Do I get your name, or would that obliterate the baffling veil of mystery you shroud yourself in?"
SGA/Discworld crossover. Yes, you've read that right. Includes completely unimportant character death.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8406; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jul 2009; Published: 25 Jul 2006
Fragile Chains by skidmo [NC-17]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Sheppard thought he'd lost this.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Taking Orders

Word count: 3180; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Jun 2009; Published: 26 Jun 2009

Summary: What would your Rodney do? ** Rodney runs out of coffee and goes on a quest to find more. You decide how he gets there!

Updated: 25 May 2009; Published: 24 May 2009

Summary: Rodney is desolate after the events of Trinity. Carson tries to help.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 21963; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Dec 2008; Published: 03 Dec 2008

Summary: Do you know Monty Python's parrot sketch? Well, this is the Wraith version of it.

Categories: General
Characters: Other
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 550; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Nov 2008; Published: 07 Nov 2008

Summary: Evan Lorne absolutely does not have a crush on Rodney McKay. That's why his latest assignment - filling in for Colonel Sheppard off-world after an injury during a heroic rescue mission - will not be a problem at all. Nope, not in the least. Also featuring, in no particular order, botanical mischief, alien purity rituals, yoga, and bonus Winchester action.

Updated: 27 Sep 2008; Published: 27 Sep 2008
Hidden Signals by Ciar [PG-13]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: The members of the Atlantis Expedition each have their own ways of adjusting to life in the Pegasus Galaxy. Frankly, John Sheppard thinks that the Science team are all quite mad.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2991; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Sep 2008; Published: 17 Sep 2008

Summary: "Isn't that just typical," Chipped muttered to himself. Then, a little louder, he said, "You don't have much room to talk--at least I don't have a *mutant edge*. I thought there were regulations against that sort of thing."
((They're ICE CUBES. *headdesk*))

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1407; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 May 2008; Published: 13 May 2008

Summary: Lorne/Parrish. Have you ever see "Noises Off", the play where they flip the set around at intermission, and you can see what is going on behind the set? That's what this story does with the "irresistible" episode.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Study, Episode Related, First Time, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10793; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 May 2008; Published: 01 May 2008
Dearest by lavvyan [PG-13] Past Featured Story
[Reviews - 55]

Summary: 04-877-57-7G was sixteen when he was finally transferred to his owner.

Updated: 17 Feb 2008; Published: 17 Feb 2008

Summary: Detective John Sheppard starts his new life in suburbia and becomes steadily captivated by his neighbor, Dr. Rodney McKay, and his son Timothy. This fic started because I wondered why Rodney never got to be the tragic woobie widower in fics.

Updated: 09 Oct 2007; Published: 08 Oct 2007

Summary: "What I want is a Zed-PM, a life-time supply of Kenyan coffee and Green & Black's, and a Scarlett Johansson look-alike with a PhD in astrophysics. What I'd settle for is staff with a modicum of common sense, a functioning power adaptor, and a refill," he holds his mug out in John's direction.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 16478; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Oct 2007; Published: 04 Oct 2007

Summary: Lorne buys a house that needs a lot of work. He's not expecting to get help from his neighbor. Not quite AU.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Major Lorne
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4533; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Oct 2007; Published: 04 Oct 2007