Wraithbait

Summary: Harkening back to the time of drawstring underpants.

Summary: After.

Summary: Rodney looked confused, then angry. "It's not a cage," he said, like she'd insulted him. "It's a habitat. There'll be a pond--fresh water, of course!--and trees, and--"

"John had very specific wishes about what should happen to him if he couldn't be cured, Rodney," Elizabeth said.

Summary: He's saying things. Things he'd never say if he weren't wearing a blindfold.

Summary: John didn't expect his sarcastic suggestion to play out so well.

Summary: Post-season, the turmoil in Libya has John up nights.

Summary: Rodney learns a lesson.

Summary: A series of bizarre murders has Holmes and Watson on the hunt for a dangerous killer, but it is the arrival of strangers that has Watson questioning everything he knows.

SGA/SH09 crossover story.

Summary: Sometimes there's silence. And sometimes there are handcuffs. Sheppard correlates the two.

Summary: Rodney and Ronon running for their lives. Just another day in Pegasus.

Summary: About to be ripped apart by the psychic attack of a Wraith Queen, Telepath Rodney McKay does something no-one has ever done before: he reaches out. Warnings: Minor violence and mild language.

Summary: Every time he talks, it hurts. Warnings: Torture, disfigurement.

Summary: "Maybe I think it's rude to come in someone's mouth"

Spoilers thru Season 5

Summary: Over two thousand years have passed since Aloneru last saw Ariondu. Reborn on Earth and given the name John Sheppard, he's almost lost hope to find his mate before his current mortal lifespan is at an end. That is, until he sits down in a chair that feels like home and a familiar voice says, "Major, think about where we are in the solar system."

Together they are off to Atlantis where they must deal with human disbelief, hostile natives, and a terrible enemy no Reincarnate mated pair has ever successfully confronted: the Wraith.

Summary: Rodney's protective of those he considers family.

Summary: "Oh my God. We've landed on fucking Pern."

Summary: Rodney accidentally turns himself into a sheep after playing with a mysterious Ancient device. Sheppard takes it upon himself to help Rodney.

Summary: Teyla walked him over to the bench near the window in the gym and sat down with him. "Why would you want me to keep you away from the others, especially Colonel Sheppard?..."

Summary: Rodney McKay is a U.C. Berkeley physics professor who absolutely cannot stand the new faculty hire, John Sheppard.

Summary: Cooking is just chemistry, so pie should be easy, if Rodney could just figure out what Sheppard wants.