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Penname: bainst [Contact]
Real name: Tamar Bains Member Since: 09 May 2010
Membership status: Member

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Summary: Sheppard/OMC Connor Davids is a shy, quiet scientist who keeps to himself but over time finds he's lonely. John Sheppard is the man everyone wants and everyone wants to be except all he wants is quiet understanding. Can he get that from the new Dr. Davids? Can they both overcome gender to be with each other?

This story is now complete.

Updated: 29 Oct 2010; Published: 04 Mar 2009

Summary: John pays the price for a little lapse of memory.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 950; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jun 2010; Published: 24 Jun 2010

Summary: There haven't been any changes in John's life since the repeal of DADT, and that's a problem. Set in the Screen Savor 'verse, a missing scene in Remember When, chronologically after Turn the Page. May be read standalone.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 1788; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jun 2010; Published: 24 Jun 2010

Summary: John Sheppard is a man of few words.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1642; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jun 2010; Published: 17 Jun 2010

Summary: Rodney has a secret

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 567; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Jun 2010; Published: 12 Jun 2010
Comments: Radek, is that you?

Summary: When John enters his quarters, the first thing he does is lower the lights, needing the safety of a darkened den.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1440; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Jun 2010; Published: 01 Jun 2010

Summary: Long summer days filled with cutthroat Monopoly games with Jeannie hadn't prepared Rodney for dealing with someone that plays as though it doesn't matter.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 846; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Jun 2010; Published: 01 Jun 2010

Summary: Penguinfic, mating rituals, and pebbles.

(This is a remix of Pygoscelis (Or, a Gift of Pebbles) by Leah. Please note that Leah gave Karen complete permission to remix her original story. Mating Rituals is archived here with Karen's very kind permission.)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Steven Caldwell, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 19792; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 May 2010; Published: 21 Oct 2009

Summary: Who could resist joining Rodney in a nap some sleepy afternoon? John certainly can't. Set in the Screen Savor 'verse (sometime after Model Behavior), but may be read as a standalone.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 584; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 May 2010; Published: 02 May 2010

Summary: Rodney's solution to his obsession with John Sheppard spirals out of control.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5221; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Apr 2010; Published: 06 Apr 2010

Summary: Before John could start the movie and avoid any awkward discussions, Teyla asked, "I am curious, Major. What did you mean when you mentioned a 'woodshed' in the today's meeting?" Spanking, dubious consent, may trigger.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drama, Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3873; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Mar 2010; Published: 21 Mar 2010

Summary: Rodney got his new SX-7 two weeks after he'd ordered it. Him. It. Whatever.

In which John is a human.

Updated: 05 Mar 2010; Published: 07 Nov 2007

Summary: Rodney's found a weird way to cope after the events of 'Trinity'...

This is half a tag for 'Trinity', half a songfic for Lady Gaga's 'Telephone', and half crack. Oh well.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2031; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Mar 2010; Published: 02 Mar 2010
Caller ID by Madison [NC-17]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Rodney had no intention of telling the Colonel he'd assigned him a personal ringtone.

Set during the events of Season 2: The Return

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4283; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Feb 2010; Published: 17 Feb 2010

Summary: Rodney's uncomfortable mixing work and romance. Or is he?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3981; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Feb 2010; Published: 14 Feb 2010
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: John is a prisoner of the amazingly hot, sweaty sticky gay sex.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3491; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Feb 2010; Published: 11 Feb 2010

Summary: John finds a nice landing pad.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2426; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Feb 2010; Published: 11 Feb 2010

Summary: Sometimes getting McKay to shut up is easy.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, First Time, Vignette
Warnings: Non-consensual
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1230; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Dec 2009; Published: 09 Dec 2009

Summary: Rodney really hates getting up before dawn, but sometimes he'll make an exception

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Kisses for John and Rodney

Word count: 1620; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Nov 2009; Published: 01 Nov 2009

Summary: sleepy team, post-mission, John enjoys a little plausible deniability - until he can't anymore.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Romance, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1094; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Oct 2009; Published: 04 Oct 2009