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Real name: Member Since: 14 Apr 2011
Membership status: Member
Author, Artist, Illegitimate Mathematician, and Anesthesiologist in the making - I'm the best at what I do, and what I do isn't always nice. ;)
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Favorite Stories

Summary: McKay made a fatal mistake - and now he is responsible for a bunch of young animals.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drama, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8118; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Sep 2010; Published: 12 Sep 2010
Comments: This was hilarious and very sweet. I really love guilty! and Mother!McKay. I also loved how Rodney turned to Carson for help. Ah, such good friends... :)

Summary: Sheppard attempts a simple April Fools prank on McKay. Good luck with that.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 292; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Apr 2010; Published: 01 Apr 2010
Comments: Hehehehe, WIN

Summary: A jumper crash leaves Sheppard's team in trouble, ranging from "this can't be good" to "we're really, really screwed". Rodney and Lorne to their best to keep everyone on the "not screwed" side of things.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Challenge, Drama, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Team
Warnings: None
Challenges: Desperate
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4784; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Jul 2009; Published: 06 Jul 2009
Comments: So cute!
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Teyla and Kanaan are called away for an emergency, Rodney is also called upon for his expert assistance. Written for the SGAgenficathon on LJ. My prompt was 'Inconceivable.'

Categories: General
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3025; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 May 2009; Published: 24 May 2009
Comments: Aside from the fact that I'm fairly sure Rodney would have suffocated poor Torren as sleeping with a baby is never a wise thing to do due to squishing, THIS WAS INSANELY CUTE.

Summary: It looked at him with cute eyes, but Ronon knew better than to trust outer appearences...

Categories: General
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 303; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 May 2009; Published: 15 May 2009
Comments: If McKay wasn't scared than a dog's nothing to be warry of! XD Good logic Ronon, and I am well pleased. ^^
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: A new scientist meets Rodney for the first time. It's not pretty.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 228; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 May 2009; Published: 05 May 2009
Comments: One word, LOL. Rodney and the new girl FOREVER!
Icy Waters by Kythe [PG]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: This is a missing scene written for the episode, The Shrine, showing what takes place between the team being stranded on top of the Stargate and Rodney falling asleep in the back of the Puddle Jumper. Lots of Rodney whumping.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2211; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Mar 2009; Published: 19 Mar 2009
Comments: Poor Rodney. :(
Lost At Sea by Reflex, Laryn [PG-13]
[Reviews - 9]

Summary: A concerned/possibly injured Sheppard, a panicky/injured/possibly lost Rodney, Radek trying to keep Sheppard together, Lorne trying to keep everything else together, and Atlantis trying to fall apart. Treading Water Universe.

Updated: 04 Mar 2009; Published: 03 Mar 2009
Comments: Very funny, and very entertaining. ^^ I kinda wish I'd thought up a fish!McKay story of my own first. XD

Summary: Teyla asks Rodney to babysit.

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5107; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Feb 2009; Published: 10 Feb 2009
Comments: HAHHAHAHHA how do you like THEM APPLES, John Sheppard and Ronon Dex??

Summary: Pre Atlantis. Rodney resigns and returns from Russia. Sam receives an enlightening, if somewhat worrying, email from her most irritating admirer...

Categories: Crossovers > General
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8513; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Feb 2009; Published: 11 Aug 2007
Comments: Again with my fierce love of sam/mckay!! This is awesome, and now my personal head-cannon. XD
Dog Days by Argosy [PG]
[Reviews - 10]

Summary: "It's a dog," Rodney said. "For all intents and purposes." McKay/Sheppard friendship.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 13587; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Nov 2008; Published: 13 Nov 2008
Comments: Oh, this has got to be one of my favorite stories ever. I love the stories where Rodney builds John a dog, they're just too cute! Luv ya Max!! ;)

Summary: Rodney McKay investigates the meaning behind his teammates' names using a new computer program.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 468; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Oct 2008; Published: 13 Oct 2008
Comments: Ronon the little seal!!!! XD

Summary: Radek found out what true terror was. Written for the JumperBay 15 minute challenge. Has to use the line "He hated babysitting"

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1101; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 May 2008; Published: 17 May 2008
Comments: Radek's awesome. XD

Summary: Team Sheppard vs Demonic Appliances Given Artificial Intelligence By An Idiot. It's just one of those days you don't really want to record in a mission report.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5187; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Apr 2008; Published: 22 Apr 2008
Comments: Ah, I always wondered how The Brave Little Toaster would have worked with Stargate: Atlantis... or not. XD But it was still hilarious. XD

Summary: "You want me to try on a glowing butterfly pendant that might kill me?"

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Friendship, Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Pendant Of Unstoppable Paranormal Phenominal Power

Word count: 575; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Apr 2008; Published: 04 Apr 2008
Comments: Radek and Rodney make a good team? Why yes, yes they do. ^^

Summary: John discovers that people will gossip about anything and everything - include what he eats.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, Humour, Pre-slash, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Glimpses Series

Word count: 2700; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Feb 2008; Published: 16 Feb 2008
Comments: LOL, poor Rodney. John just loves to torment him and steal his food. 8D
Sucker Bet by Geonn [G]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Lorne and Zelenka are going to learn not to take bets with Rodney McKay.

Categories: General
Characters: Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 789; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Feb 2008; Published: 04 Feb 2008
Comments: I loved Rodney having to admit that both Lorne and Zelenka were smarter than him. Totally made me smile. ^^

Summary: Part 4 of the Cousins Series. Rodney's in Antarctica and is meddling with his cousin's life - much to the annoyance of said cousin!

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Cousin Series

Word count: 5833; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Jan 2008; Published: 30 Jan 2008
Comments: Toaster from hell, lawl

Summary: You know how everyone wanted to see the scene where Rodney found out about Teyla's pregnancy? This isn't it. It's sometime later...

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1445; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Jan 2008; Published: 19 Jan 2008
Comments: I love the way Rodney tries to help Teyla and John's really wary of the situation until the end!! XD Imma not going to spoil it. >3

Summary: On the run with a sick Sheppard, Rodney tries to keep them both alive after being imprisoned.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Friendship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9389; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Jan 2008; Published: 19 Jan 2008
Comments: I really like it how Rodney was willing to take a bullet for John. ^^