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Penname: zaftig [Contact]
Real name: Patti Member Since: 09 Nov 2005
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Lessons by girlgonemadd [PG-13]

Summary: Rodney learns a lesson.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 14 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 12373; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Apr 2011; Published: 31 Jul 2005
Comments: Angsty, Rodney not appreciated.

Summary: Cooking is just chemistry, so pie should be easy, if Rodney could just figure out what Sheppard wants.

Updated: 24 Oct 2010; Published: 24 Oct 2010
Comments: Very nice

Summary: John had refused to allow Rodney go exploring without him, which Rodney hadn't really minded, at least not until they'd both ended up stuck inside a room with no exit.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Playing Along

Word count: 6016; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Oct 2010; Published: 19 Oct 2010

Summary: Part Three of Running With the Moon series.

Getting to the SGC wasn't nearly as exciting as getting there, but getting there wasn't nearly as precious as what they started along the way. John and Rodney learn to trust each other and their pack as the StarGate takes them to places they'd never dreamed of before, and brings them more of the Deceivers that threaten their home.

Updated: 06 Oct 2010; Published: 13 Sep 2009

Summary: As capable as he's turning out to be, she's still surprised to discover there's a brain beneath that hair. And how does it stand up like that? Super glue?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5827; Completed: No
Updated: 29 Jul 2010; Published: 21 Oct 2008

Summary: When Atlantis - upon returning to the Pegasus Galaxy from Earth - breaks apart in hyperspace, only John is saved from the debris. The group of Ancients that retrieved him offer him a bargain: Either he helps them make corrections in some universes, where things have gone wrong, or they put him back where he was found. Reluctantly accepting, John embarks on a lonely journey through a multitude of universes until he finally reaches the place he could again call home.

Updated: 21 Mar 2010; Published: 21 Mar 2010
Comments: Groundhog day to the nth level, but happy ending

Summary: Atlantis is still in San Francisco Bay. Rodney and Jennifer get engaed. Rodney and John are the most clueless men on the face of this Earth.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drama, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 14828; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Mar 2010; Published: 16 Mar 2010
It's so easy by Ciar [NC-17]

Summary: FBI Agent John Sheppard accepts a bet that leads to a big change in his life.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Steven Caldwell, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 21 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 59262; Completed: No
Updated: 22 Feb 2010; Published: 29 Dec 2007
Comments: A bet between Ford & Bates starts it all.

Summary: Sentinels and Guides form a juvenile pair bond in childhood in order for Sentinels to survive. Neither John or Rodney formed that bond until they were older, which shocked both their parents, the academic community, and their governments.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: McKay and Sheppard are Probably the Worst (and Best) Sentinel and Guide in History

Word count: 5967; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Dec 2009; Published: 13 Oct 2008

Summary: Getting electrocuted by a sculpture was the least of John's problems. The burns would heal again quickly. The whole thing with getting someone elses memories? Now, that was the actual catastrophe. It was just what he needed.

Updated: 19 Oct 2009; Published: 09 Jan 2009

Summary: The addition of friendship and flirting categories had kept the e-card craze alive and well in Atlantis long after Valentine's Day had passed.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Friendship, Pre-slash, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3616; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Oct 2009; Published: 11 Oct 2009

Summary: Lorne was royally screwed. Not because he had just found out that his commander has a thing for him and he didn't return his feelings, it was because he did. The only thing that stood in the way was Lorne's integrity, and he wasn't sure he was such an honorable man.

Updated: 16 Aug 2009; Published: 20 Jun 2009

Summary: Rodney suddenly had two good friends he was simultaneously in love with. And he desperately wanted to believe that love wasn't an either-or, except if the two people one was in love with didn't also love each other, one ended up with the unfortunate prospect of having to choose one of them or none at all.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Keller/McKay, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: First Time, Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5547; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Jul 2009; Published: 14 Jul 2009

Summary: Fusion with BBC's Merlin that will probably make little sense if you haven't watched at least a little of that show. Rodney is Merlin. John is Arthur. Arthur is an idiot.

Updated: 08 Jul 2009; Published: 08 Jul 2009
Comments: very sweet

Summary: Relationships and perspectives change once Atlantis is back on Earth.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10424; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 May 2009; Published: 31 May 2009

Summary: Rodney's a disgraced para-archaeologist-physicist; John's a famous movie star with secrets; they live on a planet called Harmony.

Updated: 17 May 2009; Published: 16 May 2009
Comments: Very good, loved it. Amber, dust bunny.

Summary: It was the perfect setup - a little girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a pink tutu. What woman could resist?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 9017; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Apr 2009; Published: 13 Nov 2008

Summary: Being sent to recruit someone for the Atlantis expedition wasn't Rodney's idea of a good time.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 17547; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Mar 2009; Published: 17 Mar 2009
Comments: Great story, esp. after John is medicated & being transported.

Summary: When John continued staring at him blankly, Rodney thought he'd clarify. "We're going to run, John. We've got two weeks before the Daedalus gets here. Which means in a week and a half, we have to be long gone from the city."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 54546; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Mar 2009; Published: 15 Mar 2009

Summary: Check your local listings for date and time.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 254; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Mar 2009; Published: 10 Mar 2009