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Penname: BakaSensei [Contact]
Real name: Maria Pahl Member Since: 24 May 2006
Membership status: Member
Not much to tell. I'm loud, opinionated, some would say obnoxious (though I prefer to think of it as exhuberant!)... your average Drama cluber. 2.5 to 3 on the Kinsey scale (look it up ^_^). I come from a Roman Catholic family of six children. Needless to say, I am therefore a little messed up. Total Rodney fangirl, as I worship the ground David Hewlett walks on. The only obsession I have that approaches the one I have for Stargate Atlantis is my love for Rent and Anthony Rapp. Mazel tov!
Reviews by BakaSensei

Summary: Some things are more important than appearances.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 34019; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jul 2005; Published: 24 Jul 2005
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
06 Jun 2006
Holy... God. Seriously, this was the best thing ever. I loved how you wrote Rodney's past and characterization was awesome. The Tuperware. Oh, God, the Tuperware! Falling out of my seat laughing here. It was just... really really well done. I will definitely be reading anything you write! Wonderful job!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: He, Dr. Rodney McKay, chief astrophysicist of the Atlantis Institute, dateless on prom night, destined to spend his dotage with a cat for company, was being propositioned. Propositioned for tawdry outdoor sex with an anonymous, well not exactly anonymous, but come on John, as if that was anybody's real name, stranger.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2998; Completed: No
Updated: 17 Oct 2005; Published: 17 Oct 2005
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
07 Jun 2006
Muah! Heh, that was amusing. Jeez, what a way to start a first... date? Screw? But so like Rodney. He's just a magnet for disaster. I see that you haven't updated this in a while, but I do hope you get around to it soon. It would be a very interesting read, I'm sure! ^_^
Chapter 1: Chapter One - The Man in Black
Answer Man by lavvyan [NC-17]
[Reviews - 20]

Summary: John needs something to keep him grounded. Slight SG-1 crossover.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Friendship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4216; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Jan 2006; Published: 02 Jan 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
02 Jun 2006
Holy crap. I loved this. It was insanely brilliant and funny and just plain CUTE. John and Rodney were so in character that it makes me giggle crazily and just love you to pieces. And holy SHIT, the explanation about the languages? Sheer genius. I'd been wondering that myself... and I was like "Well, obviously, it's just a show and for the sake of the show..." but how you explained it made so much sense, just... Jesus. They should totally use that as the official reason. I was blown away that you came up with that by yourself. Kudos to you. ^_^

Author's Response: thank you very much - as i said, this damn story took me a whole day. *headdesk* so i'm glad it works for you. :)
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Rodney and Carson and... divorce?

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 815; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Jun 2006; Published: 04 Jun 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
05 Jun 2006
WAAHHH! So adorable. Oh how I loved this. And the ending was perfect. It was so cute and funny, and so very McKay and Beckett. Wonderful job. ^_^

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it and that you felt it was in character for them. I like it when it works out that way ;)
Chapter 1: complete

Summary: Radek's most difficult match. Story by lillyjk. Artwork by newkidfan. (graphic novel made for the artword challenge at LJ)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Graphic Novel
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 72; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Jul 2006; Published: 07 Jul 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
07 Jul 2006
OMg, so much love. That was hilarious and awesome. Wonderful, wonderful job. Kudos.
Chapter 6: page 6 of 6

Summary: "Asshole," John growls affectionately, kissing his neck. "You always have to spoil my fun."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8430; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Jul 2006; Published: 27 Jul 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
08 Aug 2006
AGGGH! You killed me! That was too sad and adorable. Sequal? Maybe? I'm dying here. I just... love. Love love love to this story. Total favorite. ^_^
Chapter 1: McKay's Symphony of Two In Ten

Summary: A bar brawl leads to a new relationship.

Categories: Bitextual
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, First Time, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7712; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Aug 2006; Published: 17 Aug 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
18 Aug 2006
AWWWW! That was just. Whoa. I loved your characterization in this. It was so perfect. The snark! I was chuckling so often while reading this, my little brother kept giving me weird looks. And I love that they were still snarking all through the sex. That was so, as John said, them. I just loooooved it. Perfect, perfect, perfect. I would love to see more stories along this line... you do the banter so well! Kudos, kudos, kudos. Totally added to favorites. ^_^
Chapter 1: 1/1
Final Moments by Iocane [PG-13]
[Reviews - 15]

Summary: Ten years into the future, Rodney suffers a fatal accident.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4538; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Aug 2006; Published: 19 Aug 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
20 Aug 2006
I...think you just killed me. Seriously. That was so sad, and so beautiful... just... whoa. You actually got tears in my eyes. It was so well done, so in character, I just loved it, even though I hate, hate, HATE the idea of Rodney dying. So yay for you, and fabulously well done story. Totally favorited.

Author's Response: I hate the idea of Rodney dying, too (one reason it takes place ten years into the future, I wanted to give them a good long run first) - Thank you very much! :)
Chapter 1: Final Moments 1/1

Summary: Missing scenes before and after the episode Hide and Seek. While they settle in Atlantis, Sheppard has a team to choose

Categories: General
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9488; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Aug 2006; Published: 20 Aug 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
20 Aug 2006
Awww, this was wonderful. You have the characterization down so well, and I just love seeing the "deleted scenes" from Hide and Seek. It's awesomely done. Fantastic job!

Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it! This was the first SGA story I managed to finish, so it has a soft spot in my heart.
Chapter 1: Only chapter

Summary: Rodney was physically attracted to women, but emotionally attracted to men.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1330; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Aug 2006; Published: 20 Aug 2006
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
20 Aug 2006
Ahh, this was a wonderful little story. I enjoyed it profusely. It was incredibly witty, and very well written, not to mention how in character everyone was. It was a nice little introspection for Rodney. Wonderful job, and I hope to see more stories like this! ^_^

Author's Response: Thanks! I usually do a lot of dialogue, so this was a change of pace. I'm glad it worked for you.
Chapter 1: Only chapter
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Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 0 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 0; Completed: No
Updated: 31 Dec 1969; Published: 31 Dec 1969
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Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
26 Sep 2006
AWWWWWS! I think you just killed me. This was adorable, and I loved the idea of the crossover. Fantasmic, John and Rodney were wonderfully believable. I loved Robert and Michael; they were just too adorable. Just love, love, LOVE for this story. FAVORITED! ^_^

Author's Response: So pleased you enjoyed Endless Road. I wanted to give Michael a lifetime of happiness, and what better way than having Robert and then seeing John and Rodney together too :-D
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Summary: To one Dr. Rodney McKay, John Sheppard is unforgettable.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Original Character, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Chapters: 17 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 42028; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Apr 2007; Published: 04 Mar 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
02 Apr 2007
Wonderful ending to a wonderful tale! Oh, this has been such a good read. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for a great story!

Author's Response: Thank you!! I'm so glad you liked the story, it was so much fun to write.
Chapter 17: As Real as It Gets

Summary: A Regency era AU.

All Rodney McKay had thought he wanted was to be left alone with his theories and hypotheses. Being abducted and meeting the intriguing John Sheppard had put paid to that. Rodney understood his own desires rather better now, but society's laws and conventions opposed him and Sheppard was surely far out of his reach. Not to mention the complication of his mysterious abductor...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 49722; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Apr 2007; Published: 01 Apr 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
02 Apr 2007
WAAAH! I really like this so far. It's very interesting. John and Rodney are both very in-character, and the story line, though possibly a little cliche (though WONDERFUL cliche in this point, since Rodney mixes up the whole "damsel in distress" plot line) is fantastically intriguing. Best thing about this? I've read SGA Regency AUs before, but in none of them have I ever been truly convinced that they were in England. In this one, the language you use is so fantastic that I can HEAR John and Rodney's English accents without it taking away from their characters or seeming to be out of character at all, really. Love, love, love. I hope you write more soon! :D

Author's Response: Wow, thank you! I'm so pleased that the language works that way for you - I tried quite hard to try and make it feel authentic but not stilted. And I did love my cliches (it is a regency romance, after all...)
Chapter 1: Chapter One
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
03 Apr 2007
AHHH! Lovely. I'm seriously loving this story. You have such great dialogue, and the description of the setting is just enough without being TOO descriptive and lengthy. Seriously, the dialogue is hilarious and so perfect for the time period but still remains snarky. I don't know how you do it. Just a wonderful piece of writing, even if it weren't an SGA fanfic, and I love where it's going. I can't wait to see what happens next! :D

Author's Response: Cool, I'm happy you're still enjoying it! Thank you very much.
Chapter 3: Chapter Three
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
05 Apr 2007
HAWT. Srsly. Just...whoa. Seduction, seduction, seduction. I knew John was good at it but this...*whew* And that was just a KISS! Just when I think this story can't get any better, you hit me with something new. I really loved the confrontation, Rodney finally realizing what was going on (though we slasher readers knew all along, the silly git) and then that adorable/smexy scene in the garden. I also really love that they're getting to know each other and all that. It's going to kill me to wait for the next chapter (which presumably has more hawtness ;D). Fantastic job!

Author's Response: Hee! I'm so glad - I had so much fun writing all that stuff at the ball. The next parts will be up soon...
Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Summary: Three more days, and he'd finally have an excuse to flip the calendar to a new picture, to the picture, the one he could stare at for hours and never stop drooling. Mr. May was tall, slender, his fingers rough where they peaked out from the heavy work jacket, but his chest and abs looked silky and just... delicious. Shaved, too, because no one with such a wild mop of hair on their head and determined five o'clock shadow could be that smooth in other places.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10789; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Apr 2007; Published: 03 Apr 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
04 Apr 2007
Sexy photo manips! And I don't know how you managed the story to be suspenseful and gruesome while still staying hilarious at points. Love. :D

Author's Response: Sheer dumb luck. :D Thank you!
Chapter 1: 1/1
Size 7,5 by lavvyan [PG-13]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: All it takes is a zig-ziggy-zoom. Because, really, Radek is just good like that.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 11032; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Apr 2007; Published: 03 Apr 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
04 Apr 2007
MUAH! omg. Hilarious. Wonderful. If there are two things I love, it's SGA and musicals, and to have them COMBINED... well, paint me pink and call me excited. :D They were in character, apart from the singing (which was amazing, and I listened to the sing along even!) and I loved every second of it. Thanks for a fabulous read!

Author's Response: Heh. And here I was thinking I was gonna be stoned for this. ;) Thank you for your comment!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Rodney McKay is an ordinary guy who just happens to rescue the woman he's been pining for from afar for months. Now she's in a coma and her family thinks they're engaged - except for her brother, John. And that's not the only problem, because over the course of a crazy week, Rodney finds himself falling harder than he ever has before.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Aiden Ford, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 26759; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Apr 2007; Published: 11 Apr 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
12 Apr 2007
GAH! Awesome. While you were sleeping is one of my favorite movies, SGA is one of my favorite shows, so THIS becomes one of my favorite fics! Hilarious and it fit so well with the movie (or you made it) and I just really enjoyed reading it. :D Thanks for a great story!

Author's Response: It\'s just the perfect combination. Snark and schmoop, how can you not love that? :D
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: "Am I the only one that remembers what happened the last time?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3024; Completed: No
Updated: 25 Jun 2009; Published: 04 May 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
08 May 2007
Ooooo! This looks like it's gonna be good! Love the switch in roles. Can't wait to see more!
Chapter 1: One

Summary: An intercontinental flight leads to layovers, jet lag, hotels, too much drinking and a morning after. Includes spoilers for Sunday.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10392; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 May 2007; Published: 05 May 2007
Reviewer: BakaSensei (Signed)
08 May 2007
I was WAITING for someone to write this fic. Srsly. I love it when someone writes something I wanted to see and they write it in a way so much better than anything I could have come up with. Perfectly in character and adorable. It's funny, cuz as soon as I saw Sunday, I turned to my friend and said, "And then after the funeral in Scotland, John and Rodney get piss-ass drunk in a hotel room and have hurt/comfort sex." *g* And then I come on the wraithbait and see it has been written. Fabulous job! Totally favorited.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1