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Penname: Sulien [Contact]
Real name: Sulien Member Since: 02 Feb 2007
Membership status: Member
Just another 'Gate fan.
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Reviews by Sulien

Summary: Aliens make them not really do it, and Rodney fears he suffers from the aftereffects.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8408; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 May 2008; Published: 06 May 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
09 May 2008
Yeah, John Sheppard's porn noises, and Rodney's, for that matter, would definitely have me hot and bothered in no time flat. *nods* This was such hilarious, hot and generally squee causing wonderfulness! Thank you!
Chapter 1: Embrace Yourself (And Others, Too)
Deprivation by Madison [PG-13]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Some sacrifices are just worth it.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, Character Study, Drabble
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 791; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jun 2008; Published: 17 Jun 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
17 Jun 2008
A de-caffeinated Rodney is a frightening thought and I wonder how long it will be before everyone in Atlantis spikes his water bottle with No-Doz. *grin* Thanks, this made me chuckle and go "Awwww!"

Author's Response: And of course, since *everyone* will do it, Rodney will twitching and buzzing and speaking really, really fast while waving his hands until they have to sedate him and treat him for caffeine toxicity. :-) I had fun with this--I\'m glad you enjoyed it!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Five times that Lorne had to give (something almost, but not entirely unlike) first aid.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/McKay, Slash Pairings > Lorne/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, Character Study, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1983; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Aug 2008; Published: 06 Jul 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
11 Aug 2008
Good lord, I grinned all the way through this and laughed out loud in several spots. Satterfield! And John barking at a treed Rodney (a reference to DH's "Treed Murray"?)! Not to mention that of course John named his ship Enterprise. Yep, I'm still grinning!

Author's Response: Glad you found it amusing!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Recall Notice by Madison [PG-13]
[Reviews - 13]

Summary: He should have seen this coming. Spoilers thru season 5.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2123; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Aug 2008; Published: 23 Aug 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
24 Aug 2008
You are my hero! And I so want that t-shirt you were thinking of getting. Complete with the picture of the Pegasus version of the gate and the crew in front of it, x-ed out in red with the words "canceled to bring in a younger demographic" on the front and the text "Hey MGM, I want my money back!" on the back with a list of DVDs, action figures, convention tickets, etc. on the back.

Author's Response: Ooooh, I like this very much (especially the list of items on which money has been spent). I should seriously make a t-shirt before the next con. I\'m glad you enjoyed it--it was very cathartic.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: After the war with Voldemort, the champions of the light scattered to the four winds. Eighteen years after the Dark Lord was killed, secrets of Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard's past are revealed when the Daedalus brings reinforcements to Atlantis. Harry Potter x Stargate: Atlantis crossover, McShep.

Updated: 29 Jan 2012; Published: 26 Aug 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
13 Mar 2012
Wonderfully fun story; thank you for sharing it! It really was just what I needed about now. :)
Chapter 5: Chapter Five

Summary: Zelenka's watching the waves, and the waves are watching him back.

Categories: General
Characters: Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2186; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Sep 2008; Published: 16 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
14 May 2015
*snorfling and snickering* Absolutely adorable! I thought the beastie was seal like at first, but I was tickled to hear that they resemble otters, which I absolutely love, despite one trying to kill me. Actually, I'm pretty sure the otter in question thought I was trying to kill it too, because it ran in front of my Durango, which does not stop quickly. I nearly ran off the road to avoid it. Thankfully, the otter took evasive maneuvers too and scampered back into the ferns at the side of the highway where it had started and I'm pretty sure its heart was thundering as hard as mine was.

Anyway, thank you for such a wonderful story and reminding me of my own encounter. :)

Author's Response: Glad both you and the otter survived unscathed!\r\n\r\nAnd that you liked the story. Thanks!\r\n
Chapter 1: 1/1
Exile by Madison [NC-17]
[Reviews - 13]

Summary: He just wanted to be alone.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Cabin Series

Word count: 3583; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Sep 2008; Published: 20 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
12 Oct 2008
Absolutely wonderful story. I love the thought of these two in a cabin out in the middle of nowhere and your description of Rodney's cabin is exactly what I visualize.

The potshots at TPTB and SGU are icing on the cake. Keep it up! *hands you a fully loaded magazine and stands by with more*

Author's Response: Oh, this had me grinning and laughing at the same time--thank you!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: It was supposed to be a simple trade mission, until John learned the hard way that he really should pay attention more in those pre-missions briefings.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Silly Sanspantsedness Crack!fic Series

Word count: 11148; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Sep 2008; Published: 24 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
25 Sep 2008
Warped? Warped?! That doesn't even begin to cover it, not that I'm complaining, mind you... Well, my sides are, because they hurt from laughing so hard. Thank you, by the way!

Author's Response: Yuir welcome! Unto a dreary work week a little silliness must fall.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: The budget for the new year has arrived, and Woolsey discovers TPTB have gone stark raving insane.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Silly Sanspantsedness Crack!fic Series

Word count: 3807; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Sep 2008; Published: 26 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
26 Sep 2008
I've said you're brilliant before, I'm pretty sure, but this takes the freakin' cake! I laughed my damn ass off and will be reccing this on my journal post haste.

Author's Response: D\'awwwww. Thanks! I keep expecting to see a giant Cialis (tm) on the back of John\'s tac vest. Afterall, when we watch the show, every commerical break has an add for it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Episode tag to "The Seed". The cure has been injected, and John discovers it's not what he expected.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Angst, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Episode Tags

Word count: 1557; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Oct 2008; Published: 27 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
28 Sep 2008
Okay, please forgive me, but I'm not EVEN going to read this one. Your description of your seizure is enough to send me jibbering in terror, because that is my greatest fear: being trapped in an unresponsive body, completely paralized and powerless. You write just a little TOO well for me to want to read something of yours with that particular plot. *is totally creeped out at the mere thought*

Author's Response: Wow, um, I believe this is a first - someone not wanting to read the story but leaving a comment. I personally found the experience kinda, well, entertaining.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Episode tag to "The Seed". After much prompting from my readers, a follow whump tag for Sheppard's impalement.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: Episode Related, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Episode Tags

Word count: 3895; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Sep 2008; Published: 27 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
28 Sep 2008
Love the description of the effects of the heavy pain killers as a "Pink Floyd" moment. I don't know if I'm glad they never affected me that way or not.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Episode tag to "Whispers". The trek back to the 'gate is long and arduous.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Episode Tags

Word count: 5881; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Sep 2008; Published: 27 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
28 Sep 2008
Thank you for this, I enjoyed it far more than the episode itself. I hope you decide to write more for Teldy's team and I would especially love seeing a story set ten years in the future when it's Colonel Teldy and Master Gunnery Sergeant Mehra. Porter may even be as crotchety as McKay by that point in time and every bit as good in the field, if not more so.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Evan Lorne absolutely does not have a crush on Rodney McKay. That's why his latest assignment - filling in for Colonel Sheppard off-world after an injury during a heroic rescue mission - will not be a problem at all. Nope, not in the least. Also featuring, in no particular order, botanical mischief, alien purity rituals, yoga, and bonus Winchester action.

Updated: 27 Sep 2008; Published: 27 Sep 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
22 Jul 2009
Hee! Absolutely loved this to pieces! You've got a brilliant way with humor and various parts of this story had me laughing out loud, especially since it was all so brilliantly in character, including the notes from Jack O'Neill. *g*

Also, I am dying of curiosity. What is the translation of the Goa'uld "She'ak jel turaptil naak kree"?

Lastly, thank you so much for sharing this! I've got the series bookmarked for further reading and look forward to it.

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 1: Section 1

Summary: One day, Rodney McKay was minding his own business (no, really) and doing some routine jumper maintenance when he was set upon by an insane(ly hot) pilot.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/McKay
Characters: Major Lorne, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Acceleration

Word count: 1330; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Oct 2008; Published: 02 Oct 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
25 Jul 2009
Okay, the entire story was hot, but you just about killed me with this little bit:

Evan nipped at Rodney's ear and growled, "Come on, Rodney. Fly for me."

:::THUD:::

Author's Response: *grin* thanks!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reinstatement by Madison [NC-17]
[Reviews - 14]

Summary: He had begun to build a life here now. (Sequel to Exile--would make more sense if you read that first). Also, additional snide commentary about TPTB as well.

Updated: 05 Oct 2008; Published: 05 Oct 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
12 Oct 2008
*laughs gleefully* I can imagine everyone and her sister has told you how much you rock, but I'm going to tell you again anyway. You ROCK!!!

*grins and starts stacking up full ammo cans for the weapon of mass snarkage*

Author's Response: Hah, I\'m now sitting here with a Big Fat Stupid Grin on my face and thinking I should really revisit this universe if you are going to so kindly keep me supplied with ammo. ;-)
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: The graveyard was alien, ancient, and apparently endless. But not abandoned. Not quite.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5946; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Oct 2008; Published: 29 Oct 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
14 May 2015
Frelling hells... Give people a screaming wiggins, why don't you?! Yeah, this was just a little bit too well written, thanks. It isn't really even chilly and I've got the shivers.

Thank you for writing and sharing, even though I may have nightmares over this one (Rodney isn't the only one who fears being buried alive).

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun thinking what would be the worst thing for each team member, and then doing it to them....
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: In the middle of the night, when the rest of Atlantis is asleep, the team deals with the quiet hours in their own ways.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3089; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Nov 2008; Published: 09 Nov 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
28 Jan 2009
These were beautiful, but Ronon's and John's night time activities are my favorites. "The Dying Gaul" is one of the reasons I would love to go to Rome one of these days; I recognized your description of Ronon's favorite sculpture immediately.

Your description of John's own music makes me long to hear it. Did you have a specific piece in mind when you wrote this, or something that John's music resembles? Also, if you enjoy Spanish guitar, you might check out a guitarist by the name of Tony Sandate, specifically his piece "Los Peregrinos".

Author's Response: I didn\'t have anything in mind really for John\'s song, just a notion, though I could hear a more sedate vertion of \"La Sagrada Familia\" from The Alan Parson\'s Project\'s \'Gaudi\', and I believe I may have to pick up a CD or two of Tony\'s. The samples were gorgeous! Thanks, for both the comment, and the rec!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Sam/Sheppard.
What Sam wears to bed.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Samantha Carter
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1451; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Nov 2008; Published: 17 Nov 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
22 Nov 2008
"McKay wake you up?"

"Yeah," he grunted, "I was naked, you know." He added in a lower voice.


I loves my Sam. She's evil. *g* Thanks for sharing this, it was fun.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Evan rubbed his hands together in a vague attempt to get some sort of feeling back into them. It was winter on the mainland and while he had attempted to dress properly he'd some how managed to forget both his gloves and his scarf back in his quarters.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 552; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Nov 2008; Published: 19 Nov 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
24 Nov 2008
It's obvious Ronon's never seen many Bugs Bunny cartoons, because the phrase "You do realize this means war." said in a calm, cool manner is the most dire harbinger of destruction and mayhem in the history of ever. *giggles* Loved this story, thanks for sharing it!
Chapter 1: Bonfires and Snow Fights

Summary: Team Sheppard goes to a leadership conference, and Teyla learns a new Earth custom.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1035; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Dec 2008; Published: 12 Dec 2008
Reviewer: Sulien (Signed)
14 May 2015
*chortles* Right on, Teyla! She seems to have gotten something useful out of her time in the bar. :)

Thank you for sharing.

Author's Response: Teyla is a keen student of Earthling behavior. *nods*\r\n\r\nThanks!
Chapter 1: 1/1