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Real name: Member Since: 12 May 2007
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Blowing up one universe... saving another
Web Site: pandaink.ca
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Reviews by CaptainUntouchable
Counterpoint by Nestra [NC-17]
[Reviews - 15]

Summary: "Great. Consider yourself the Watson to my Sherlock Holmes. You know where the nearest Starbucks is, right?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5538; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Dec 2005; Published: 04 Dec 2005
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
13 Jun 2007
I logged in just so I could add this story to my favorites. Wow.
Chapter 1: Counterpoint

Summary: "In the ten months since Major Lorne first set foot in Pegasus he had typed a request for reassignment seven times."

Categories: General
Characters: Other
Genres: Character Study, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1047; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Apr 2006; Published: 24 Apr 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
24 Jul 2007
Excellent. 'nuff said

Author's Response: Thank you
Chapter 1: 1of 1

Summary: Poor Rodney wakes up with the flu and things don't get any better from there... The first few chapters are a PWP Rodney whump, but the plot will come round very soon (though you won't see it ;)) I promise. The entire story is written so I'll try and post a new bit every couple of days. I'm including about 5 chapters per section so it should be up in no time! Set after Aurora, but before Lost Boys :)

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 26189; Completed: No
Updated: 10 Jul 2007; Published: 09 Jun 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
07 Jun 2007
Wow. That's a lot of McKay whump. ....thankyou ^.^
Chapter 3: Things don't get any better

Summary: The kids of Atlantis are going through power placement to determine if they will be heroes or sidekicks. Sky High/SGA/SG-1 crossover. Jack/Daniel, Jack/Lorne, John/everyone. Also a shout-out to Monty Python. Comical character attack.

Updated: 16 Jun 2006; Published: 16 Jun 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
24 Jul 2007
xDDD sheppard! and the bunny! And Go Lorne, thats a cool power
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: [Lorne/Parrish] As he watched Sanchez hit the symbols on the gate for the tenth time, Lorne knew they were utterly, utterly fucked.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Character Study, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2576; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Aug 2006; Published: 10 Aug 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
30 May 2007
How very clever of you!

Author's Response: I really wanted to write something where Parrish saves the day. Thanks!
Chapter 1: Winter Discontent

Summary: A visiting doctor learns just who's the boss in the Atlantis Infirmary.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Major Lorne
Genres: Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1137; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Aug 2006; Published: 14 Aug 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
09 Aug 2007
a.w.e.so.m.e
Chapter 1: One

Summary: Generally speaking, exploring the city was Very Far Down on the list of things that needed to be done at Atlantis.

Categories: General
Characters: Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1323; Completed: No
Updated: 16 Aug 2006; Published: 16 Aug 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
09 Aug 2007
I love the story as much as I love the title :D
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around the squadron discussing why a suspense was missed or a mission failed and who was responsible.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Other Pairings
Characters: Carson Beckett, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Humour, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1550; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Nov 2006; Published: 15 Nov 2006
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
09 Aug 2007
xDD Go Chuck!

Author's Response: Hee. Thanks.
Chapter 1: Blamestorming

Summary: A midnight Jumper ride on New Year's Eve. Set directly after Grace Under Pressure. Can be read as a sort of sequel to my story, Guardian, if you squint. Guardian doesn't need to be read to read this fic, though.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2859; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jun 2007; Published: 27 Jan 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
19 Jun 2007
Awww That's so sweet! ^_______^
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: "You're a Republican?!"

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 841; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Mar 2007; Published: 05 Mar 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
02 Jun 2007
....Whats a Republican?

Author's Response: It\'s an American conservative political party. President Bush is a Republican.
Chapter 1: And Liberty For All

Summary: For Shep, life was easy. He had his ship, his crew, and especially his freedom. That was until Ronon brought a hostage on board who changed everything.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9508; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Apr 2007; Published: 29 Apr 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
02 Jun 2007
Shep as a Space Pirate. Wicked.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: John likes Rodney but is going out with Elizabeth. High School AU.

Categories: Bitextual, Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 958; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 May 2007; Published: 29 May 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
02 Jun 2007
FINALLY. A real AU story! Thankyou! And a high-school fic too. Yayyy *cheers*

Author's Response: Hee, you\'re welcome! I\'m glad you liked it. :D
Chapter 1: Chapter 1 of 1

Summary: When McKay is befriended by a strange young girl, Sheppard gains new insight to the mind of the physicist. But will that insight be enough to keep Rodney from going over the edge after suffering a terrible loss? (Please note: the Character Deaths involved are simply mentions of canon incidents, as are mentions of Mckay or Sheppard with anyone other than each other.)

Updated: 06 Jun 2007; Published: 05 Jun 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
06 Jun 2007
Fweee!! A McShep shipping dgeek! I'm so HAPPY! ^.^ Lovely story, generally makes perfect sense. ~Grarr

Author's Response: *Waves* Wow, that was quick! :D Glad you liked it! ^^ I wonder just how many McShep lovers there are at his forum ... I would bet at least a third of the members, probably more ...
Chapter 15: Epilogue

Summary: "What did you do," are the first words out of Rodney's mouth when he sees John, and he thinks he should be surprised that Rodney, usually the most oblivious person on the planet, realises that something is up.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Greenhouse AU

Word count: 1616; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Jun 2007; Published: 10 Jun 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
11 Jun 2007
Just so cuuute! ^.^

Author's Response: Thank you very much :D
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Sheppard and Lorne are trapped off-world and must depend on each other to survive. Eventual Shep/Lorne.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5569; Completed: No
Updated: 19 Jun 2007; Published: 12 Jun 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
31 Jul 2007
More! More I say! More Lorne! More Whump! More awesome!
Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Summary: John's a closet romantic. Rodney, not so much.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Dramatic Exit

Word count: 800; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Jul 2007; Published: 25 Jul 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
26 Jul 2007
"Maybe you'll get lucky and discover sex pollen together."

BEST. LINE. EVER.

Author's Response: Oh, yes, it\'s a great line. However, there\'s another fic that will be up shortly that has an even better line.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Team Sheppard boldly goes, and as often happens, John attracts attention of the amorous kind.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3429; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Jul 2007; Published: 31 Jul 2007
Reviewer: CaptainUntouchable (Signed)
31 Jul 2007
0_0..... M....O....R...E... *dies*

Author's Response: :D The will be more! Possibly something more porny.
Chapter 2: And To Boldly Go