Summary: This is why John should be supervised when playing with other former military boys. Next thing Rodney knows, he'll wake up and John will have bazookas and crates of grenades and God help them all, nuclear weaponry stacked around him, and then Rodney will have to exile him to the floor, which will suck for their sex life so much.
Hey, hey, hey! How can you just leave it like that?! Please, tell us what happens next? Please?
Chapter 1: Mexico City
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