Penname: Raven [Contact]
Real name: Melissa Member Since: 22 Jun 2007
Membership status: Member
For my Ancients of the Cities story, I will try to update as reguarly as possible, and I will also be posting it to a blog made spefically for it.

Reviews by Raven

Summary: "Obviously, you need some private time. I'll just leave you two alone," Rodney teased, hooking a thumb over his shoulder while backing toward the door.

Updated: 07 Apr 2008; Published: 17 May 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
01 Mar 2008
Bwuahahah!!! Oh, lord. Please, please, please tell me there is more to this.

This, this right here? Priceless.

Author's Response: Thanks :)\r\n\r\nI\'m sure I could persuaded to write more.
Chapter 2: Sometimes John Sheppard Disturbs Everyone Around Him
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
07 Apr 2008

Oh, god. Priceless!

Author's Response: *g* thanks
Chapter 3: Sometimes John Sheppard Needs a New Hobby

Summary: John finds that he and Ronon have something unexpected in common... then Teyla joins in. Rodney gets the wrong idea... a lot. Contains spoilers for all three seasons, in particular the end of Season Three ep 'Sunday'.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, First Time, Humour, Team
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 13145; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 May 2007; Published: 29 May 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
21 Oct 2007
Man, I felt so bad for Rodney throughout this whole thing because he just didn't get it. I almost cried at some points, too, because it was just so sad how little Rodney believed in himself. I'm just glad that they were finally able to knock s
some sense into his head!

Author's Response: thanks very much; very glad you liked it!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: No, these definitely weren't fake entries. If Rodney had known that John was going to take files from his computer, he'd have taken this file and burned it, put it in a box full of dirt from Transylvania and thrown it into the nearest unstable vortex.

Updated: 13 Dec 2008; Published: 25 Jun 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
04 Nov 2007

He didn't see any for awhile, but then one four letter word popped out so hard it almost hit him in the face,


That made me laugh so hard.

And this, too!

"So Rodney, your birthday is coming up in a few days. What do you want?" John asked, really not meaning to, but, hey, that's the price you pay for not knowing what you're going to say before you open your mouth.

Man, I love John.

Author's Response: Hey, I\'m glad you liked it. And I threw that before you open your mouth line in there from experience. I better know what I\'m gonna say before I open my mouth or you never can tell what\'ll come out :)\r\nI love John too :)
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
04 Nov 2007
"I'll let you rape me."

That has got to be the best line, ever.

God, I love this.

Author's Response: thanks for the comment! \r\nI know it\'s more than a year late... but thanks anyway :)\r\nI really loved writing that scene between John and Rodney, and I think that line is one of my favorite lines I\'ve ever written.\r\nThanks again!
Chapter 2: Turn About is Foreplay
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
04 Nov 2007
Wow. Yeah, I agree. That was seriously hot. I loved it.
Chapter 3: Interesting Turn of Events

Summary: Challenge, Rodney, Radek, and John are trapped in the Cafeteria during the wee hours of the morning and have no way to get out, yet they try anyway. In response to planetkiller's challenge here on Wraithbait

Categories: General
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Cafeteria Series

Word count: 3633; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Jul 2007; Published: 12 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
12 Aug 2007
I think I hurt myself from trying not to laugh so I could finish reading this. ^_^ Very funny and soooo worth the risk of injury to finish reading it.
Chapter 1: In the Cafeteria

Summary: Crossover with SG1. Slightly AU because I made everyone gay/bisexual. Pairings include Sheppard/Mitchell, Jackson/Beckett, Carter/Cadman, Ronon/Teal'c, Teyla/Vala and McKay/Zelenka.
Written mostly because I can. I accept that this is crackfic and do not take myself at all seriously. That said, sometimes I can't help but take a serious angle on a situation.

Updated: 10 Aug 2007; Published: 14 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
11 Aug 2007
*snicker* Oh, god. The "molested" look... I can just picture that on Daniel's face...

*shudder* God, I love you.

Author's Response: Daniel does indeed wear the molested look well. Thanks for reviewing, I love you too O_o
Chapter 5: Reunion

Summary: Inhaling deeply, he gave a low sigh that sounded almost like a purr.
"Do you know how long it has been," he moaned, "Since I have tasted chocolate?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Zelenka
Characters: Carson Beckett, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Pre-relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1656; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Jul 2007; Published: 14 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
14 Jul 2007
...I think I need to go eat some chocolate.

Author's Response: Find yourself a sexy Czech engineer and you\'re all set ;)\r\nThank for reviewing!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: A slight spin off of my other fic In the Cafeteria, though no need to read that one first. This one: Alien drugs, kissing, green slime, exploding ovens, an empty cafeteria, and two bored Air Force Officers. I think that about sums it up.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Original Character, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Cafeteria Series

Word count: 4380; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jul 2007; Published: 17 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
12 Aug 2007
*snicker* god, i love you.
Chapter 1: Pegasus Cake Baking 101

Summary: When Rodney learns John is attracted to him, he's determined to find a way around the rules.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drama, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 36529; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Jul 2007; Published: 18 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
19 Jul 2007
" Rodney's hand landed on his crotch. "Oh, look, I think I found something that needs unpacking." "

....I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Takes place after Pegasus Cake Baking 101; Contains a flu-like Major, an off-world Colonel, Teddy Grahams, yogurt, and fluff. Probably more comfort than hurt.

Updated: 19 Jul 2007; Published: 19 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
12 Aug 2007
How Evan was walking his Teddy Grahams to the yogurt and then eating them was simply adorable!
Chapter 1: Comfort Food
Ritual by Auburn [NC-17]
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Summary: He paints kohl around John's eyes.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: In the City of Seven Walls

Word count: 1240; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Jul 2007; Published: 22 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
29 Jan 2008
Oh, wow. Achingly and tragically beautiful.
Chapter 1: Ritual

Summary: Where there are whales there must be marine biologists. Her tea cup had made it halfway to her lips before the British project representative across the table from her had uttered those three fateful words.

Aliens. Are. Real.

Updated: 02 Mar 2008; Published: 22 Jul 2007
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
28 Jul 2007
Hm. I'm interested. Please update!

Author's Response: Hi, glad to see you\'re interested. Look, I\'ve actually updated this fic (several times) on I\'ve been having trouble updating here so I haven\'t bothered. This fic will actually be pulled from here pretty soon anyway. Just letting you know. Thanks for the review.
Chapter 2: Part 2
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
12 Aug 2007
Ahahahaha.... I love Genny and Casper. ^_^ They have no shame!!!
Chapter 7: Part 7
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
28 Aug 2007
^_^ Hurrah! I can't wait to watch Genny show her true colors and fall over. Sounds like fun.
Chapter 8: Part 8
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
22 Sep 2007
God, I love Genny's outfit! ^_^
Chapter 9: Part 9
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
22 Sep 2007
*snicker* Fall Our Girl. Man, I just love this.
Chapter 10: Part 10
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
20 Oct 2007
*snicker* Harry Potter hair and all... Man, I can't wait for more.
Chapter 11: Part 11 / The Long Goodbye
Reviewer: Raven (Signed)
09 Jan 2008
O.O Oh, I can't wait for more!
The other New Zelander makes me laugh.. haha, obsessing over them like that. Man.

And Genny! I loves her!!
Chapter 14: Part 14