Wraithbait

Summary: Humorous series portrayed as newspaper articles.

As I can't figure out how to do an Author Reply from LH's thingy, here you go: Voyeur, check! Daniel... hmmm... since this has been served up to me once again, I'll see what I can do. ;)

*bows* Thanky, thanky, Miso!! I'd love to give you the [censored] bits, but due to a recent bout of Ascension that's been going around the office, I can't quite recall exactly what happened... ;) I like the 'Dr. Twice-nightly' thing... might have to work that in somewhere... and Bond? Did someone say Bond? ;) *whistles and wanders off*

It's your fault because *you* asked vaguely for 'Bond'... that simple request spawned most of that article... I'll admit though, that your seed had a bit of help... :) As for more Glowy Squid Porn, email me at cynical_coat@care2.com and I'll see if I can send you Ellex's fic by that title, and my own sequel to said fic (once it's done, that is... '^_^)

A little quick searching turned up Ellex's fic... here! http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=1271

Summary: Sora has been stuck in prison, but receives daily visits from a nameless stranger.

Don't remember if I fb on list.. so here you are! I love that you remembered both Sora and Bates. And the slow transition from jailor to friend is lovely. :)

Summary: A short bit of fluff, written to amuse myself while waiting for the laundry

Wow... that was sweet and sad, and rather heavy for something you wrote while waiting for your laundry... brava!

Summary:

Sociopath?? Who? Me? ;)

*snerk* That was bad, m'dear... true, to be sure... but still bad. ;)

Summary: She's back! Chaya wants a lot more from Sheppard and McKay than they're willing to give, but how can they convince her to leave them alone? Season 1, post 'Sanctuary'.

You know, I was going to apologize again for leaving you in the lurch, so-to-speak, but you did a fine job. And by 'fine' I mean wonderful and hot and damn inventive. You clean up real nice, Lex.

Summary: As punishment for breaking a cultural taboo, Rodney is sentenced to death in a virtual reality of his own making. Can John help him find his way back to reality before it's too late?

Oh. My. -God-. I love you like a thing that is greatly loved.

Author's Response: I laughed out loud at this--thank you!

Summary: FBI Agent John Sheppard accepts a bet that leads to a big change in his life.

Even if he is an ass, I have to thank Bates for this awesome premise. ^__^

Author's Response: Yes, despite being a git, Bates has proved to be somewhat useful in this story lol.

*cackles and keeps reading* Brilliant!

Author's Response: Thanks a million :D

Summary: Jeannie comes to Atlantis.

OMG... I -love- this!! Much as I like Caleb, they should so do this!! Plus the "Oh, you have got to be kidding me," is just -so- the Rodney.

Summary: Human beings weren't meant for any of the things they're doing here, but they wouldn't be human if they let that stop them.

Whoa. Like, -seriously- whoa.

Summary: After Lucius's removal from Atlantis everyone breathed in a sigh of relief. But Lucius did more damage then they were aware of and now one person is left to pick up the pieces in silence. McKay centric but includes everyone. Spoilers for Irrisistible and Sateda

Oh my god... o__o Poor Rodney. You just made me hate Lucius, which is no mean feat... *thinks about writing a response fic to this*

Author's Response: LOL. I\'d say sorry...but I\'m really not :) There are a lot of people requesting a follow through with this story so if you want to take a stab at it (because lord knows when I will) then please be my guest! I have but one request: Make it at least 4500 words. Anything less just doesn\'t feel like it will be enough :) If you do write a continuation then let me know, because I would love to read it! :)\r\n\r\nCheers!

*scuffs foot* If it's really okay, and since so many seem to want a continuation... would you really let me?

Author's Response: please do :) In the future I may take a stab at it as well, but as far as I\'m concerned the more the merrier...oh poor Rodney. He\'s not going to get any breaks :) Let me know when you\'re finished because I would love to read it.\r\n\r\ncheers.

Summary: The Goa'uld are gone, the world is at peace and the history of the SGC is known by every schoolchild. Or is it? A once trusted friend is now the enemy while those left fight to stay alive and search for way to be free again.

I'm really enjoying this. ^__^ Great job keeping everyone true to themselves [evil traitors excluded, of course]

o__o Oh no, Cadman!! *bites nails* Really, you've got me hooked here!! *waits for more* I'm loving this!

Summary: Five months after, Teyla's daughter is born. She tells him she's naming her Johna. Rodney hands the little bundle back to her and leaves the infirmary. He hurries to John's room and spends an hour on the floor, sobbing in the darkness.

o__O Wow. That was crazy good. When I read the summary I was expecting like... a year. Not thirteen. Wow.

Author's Response: Hee hee, yeah people were shocked about the large time jumps. I based it on the Colombia hostage crisis, and unfortunately, the families of those hostages have had to learn to live with the same kind of time frames that Rodney did. I wanted to make it as realistic as possible, so I made the time gaps larger and larger. I\'m so thrilled you enjoyed it!

Summary: Pretty much what the title says. No spoilers. A million thanks to Neevebrody and Velocitygrass for being such wonderful betas. They made great suggestions and caught some truly bad errors. Any remaining weirdness is completely my own.

"Four?" John mock protested. "Now who's coming up with arbitrary numbers? Alien rituals do not mean that you get to change the parameters of our relationship by a factor of two." *cackles* Very nice.

Author's Response: Yay. I\'m so glad you liked it, thanks for letting me know. It\'s so cool when stuff you write works.