Penname: Cynical [Contact]
Real name: Elmo Member Since: 16 Nov 2004
Membership status: Member
Okee... let's give this another go.

I haven't seen season 5 yet, but I hear there's some things that need fixing.
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Reviews by Cynical

Summary: The sex pollen takes a while to kick in, but it gets there in the end.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1291; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Jan 2008; Published: 13 Jan 2008
Reviewer: Cynical (Signed)
15 Jan 2008
That's wicked weirdly cute. ^__^

Author's Response: Thanks!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Rodney doesn't know how to do this alone anymore.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Hurt Comfort, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Team
Warnings: Adult themes, Non-consensual
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4403; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jul 2010; Published: 24 Jan 2008
Reviewer: Cynical (Signed)
29 Jan 2008
DADT is a way of life – not just words stringed together with nasty consequences when torn apart.

Gah!! >__<
*long pause*
That means you did well... now fix him. *cries*

Author's Response: lol, thank you, :)
Chapter 2: Madness is in the eye of the beholder

Summary: Episode tag for "Quarantine". Rodney's friends learn about a recent major development in his personal life; Rodney learns about John's stint as Batman -- and something else.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Episode Related, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4457; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Jan 2008; Published: 25 Jan 2008
Reviewer: Cynical (Signed)
28 Jan 2008
"You are not. Spider-Man!" Rodney said over him.

John blinked. "Actually, I was going for Batman."

Rodney's eyelids fluttered as he threw his head back, in his patented Super God, Save Me From These Morons Eyeroll. "Yes, because emulating a superhero with no powers is so much more sane.

Chapter 1: 1/1