Penname: entropy_maximum [
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Real name: Jessica
Member Since: 12 Dec 2007
Membership status: Member
My name is Jessica duh! Stargate is my salvation, my happy place, some would say.
I love Snappy - Rodney/Radek and Rodney/John but I'm open to suggestions! ;)
All of my stories are always posted first on my livejournal, there is always the possibility that I forget to add them here or am just too lazy so go on over and check it out if you're afraid you might be missing out on a story or two. :D
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Beta-reader: No
Summary: "Maybe it's just regular, good old fashioned burnout," John suggested, although he knew in his heart he was clutching at straws. "Maybe all you need is a vacation."
"'Maybe all you need is a vacation'," Rodney parroted. "Please. I'm not stupid, you know." Then he looked stricken. "I'm not stupid
yet."
Updated: 11 Feb 2008; Published: 11 Feb 2008
Oh I loved it! You made me cry so much, but don't worry it was the good kind of crying. Awesome story!
Summary: 04-877-57-7G was sixteen when he was finally transferred to his owner.
Updated: 17 Feb 2008; Published: 17 Feb 2008
Awwww, so sad! I started reading your male enhancement story, it's good. Keep up the great work!
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. (Or, in which John turns on something unexpected. Vaguely John/Atlantis)
Updated: 14 Jun 2008; Published: 18 Feb 2008
Squeee!! Oh this was so cool, you should write more!!!
Author's Response: I will, don\'t worry about that!
Summary: Rodney wondered if anyone else got a postcard in their email.
Updated: 01 Apr 2008; Published: 19 Feb 2008
heee! are those postcards from post secret? great story btw :D
Summary: Drowning had never been a fear Rodney needed to embrace. Trust, relying on others, and having to betray his own secrets, however, was something that kept him awake at night. Friendship, whump, genetic manipulation, homicidal tree huggers...
Updated: 04 Mar 2008; Published: 20 Feb 2008
great work, can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Thanks!!
Summary: Illustrated alphabet of death. Complete crack and yet manages to have spoilers for all four seasons.
Categories:
General
Characters:
Aiden Ford,
Carson Beckett,
Elizabeth Weir,
Jack O'Neill,
John Sheppard,
Major Lorne,
Other,
Radek Zelenka,
Rodney McKay,
Ronon Dex,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Graphic Novel,
Poetry,
TeamWarnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [
Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Mar 2008; Published: 07 Mar 2008
Awwwwwww, they are all so cute! Kinda sad but.
Summary: A childhood fear comes back to haunt John in an Atlantis hallway.
Updated: 12 Mar 2008; Published: 11 Mar 2008
Summary: A slip of tongue causes panic in Atlantis.
Updated: 12 Mar 2008; Published: 11 Mar 2008
ha ha ha, absolutely classic!
Author's Response: Thanks for readin\' and replyin\'!
Summary: For a brief moment John toys with the thought that Rodney just stumbled in when someone else—a soldier, a scientist; who cares—left.
It's a very brief moment.
Updated: 16 Mar 2008; Published: 16 Mar 2008
different...but good
Author's Response: Heh. Glad you think so!
Summary: John spent a lot of time that month contemplating how seriously fucked up he and Rodney must be if their combined DNA produced Satan.
Updated: 26 Mar 2008; Published: 25 Mar 2008
OMG this is hilarious!
"I think she is beautiful, like a lamb, or a dead Wraith."
"With the power of the Gods in my hand, I name you Neutrogena."
John guessed he could be glad that his alien baby didn't look like Elvira, who looked a little like tapioca, except for glowy and with tentacles.
"I love you," Ronon said, coming up behind Elizabeth. "Will you be my wife?"
Ronon is so random, and he says the funniest things! This was absolutely awesome and totally funny. Poor Chuck :(
Chapter 1: Springtime for Atlantis
Summary: Two men sit in a cave. Two men sit in a cave, wearing nothing but shorts. Two mean sit in a cave, wearing nothing but shorts, and argue.
Updated: 26 Mar 2008; Published: 26 Mar 2008
he he he he, funny and so them!
Summary: Five times Radek left Rodney speechless. #1, #3, #4, and #5 are Gen, #2 is Radek/Vala.
Updated: 14 Apr 2008; Published: 13 Apr 2008
awwwwwww, that last one was best.
Summary: But you can keep them for the birds and bees. Con men AU, written for the team_sga AU fest.
Updated: 03 May 2008; Published: 03 May 2008
I looked around and I can't find any other stories in this AU... are there any? and if there are could you direct me to them? and great job with this, i like.
Author's Response: Sorry, it\'s a standalone at the moment. I\'m glad you enjoyed it though!
Summary: Three hot men. One has a secret. The other two find out. And are intruiged...
Spanking, BDSM Threesome, John/Rodney/Evan
Updated: 25 May 2008; Published: 11 May 2008
OMG this was absolutely fantastic! I like D/S and this was great. Although I don't usually like it when Evan says things like baby, it just doesn't seem right but in this story it rocks! SO HOT!
Author's Response: mmm, i\'m afraid the \'baby\' thing is based in personal experience. i always felt like my scenes with my Dom were hotter when he called me that because he would never call me that in public. was kind of a personal \'at home i am His\' thing, His name for me when we were alone. was hot for me, so just had to put it in here, cause i am writing alot of this based on how my D/s realtionships have been set up. but i\'m glad you liked it regardless!!! next part is here now!!! hanks for reviewing. b
Ah I totally forgot about this! But I found it again, great job, glad that you finished it!
Summary: None of them like to admit it, but sometimes John's wrong. Usually it's Rodney who has to say so. (Season 4, written for the
must be dreaming challenge on
sga_flashfic.)
Updated: 16 May 2008; Published: 16 May 2008
...... this was magnificent, you had me crying tears of sadness for Rodney when John ignored him and then tears of happiness when they kissed! This was such an amazingly brilliant story and so full of emotion and just fantastic writing! I just want to keep going but I've run out of fabulous things to say about this story... I love it.
Summary: The fall of Atlantis came and went with a bang...Now McKay finds himself back at the beginning again. But there is a problem or two.
Categories:
Slash Pairings >
Lorne/McKay,
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Sheppard
Characters:
Aiden Ford,
Carson Beckett,
Daniel Jackson,
Elizabeth Weir,
Jack O'Neill,
John Sheppard,
Major Lorne,
Radek Zelenka,
Rodney McKay,
Ronon Dex,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure,
AU - Alternate Universe,
Drama,
Humour,
RomanceWarnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 29 [
Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 39756; Completed: No
Updated: 27 Mar 2010; Published: 04 Jun 2008
I really love this story, I was wondering, how long are you planning this to be? Because I can see it gong on for a long time, but that's a good thing in my opinion :D Keep up the great work and I look forward to the next chapter.
eeeeeee! love this chapter, best eva! more more more! pleeez? *puppydogeyes*
Chapter 19: The Scenic Route...Boy's Night
Summary: Librarians and the Physics professors who love them.
Updated: 16 Jun 2008; Published: 15 Jun 2008
Squeeeee! I loved this, so cute!
Summary: "In every generation, there is a Chosen One. Sh – uh, he alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. He is the Slayer."
Updated: 16 Jun 2008; Published: 15 Jun 2008
bwahahahahaha, I can so see John as Angel, they're just too much alike, and Rodney as Buffy, hi-la-ri-ous!!!