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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon
Sparring by AbylityMaren [PG-13]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Rodney and Carson have to take phys. ed..

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1626; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Nov 2004; Published: 16 Nov 2004
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Oh how I wish I'd tried that in gym class...
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Carson's homesick. Rodney's being more of a wanker than usual. Sound collision alarms! (New Part added as Interlude 2 between two existing stories - Meditations on the Abyss and To Dance at the Edge).

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 41 [Table of Contents]
Series: Moments Sacred and Profane

Word count: 314614; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 May 2006; Published: 20 Nov 2004
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
I read all of this a while ago, but the stupid computer wouldn't let me review. Ah well, it's working now.
I absolutely love this, all of it. It's the one of best things I've seen on this site. You write the characters really well, and the emotional stuff has a lot of impact, really. I ended up bawling my eyes out at several points.

Author's Response: Oooh yay, bawling your eyes out! Fear not, there shall be more to this series!
Chapter 41: Third Law

Summary: ...It wasn't like Daniel was suffering, or anything. So he was small and fuzzy and eating hamburger on a bed. It kind of looked like fun.

Categories: Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Aiden Ford, Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Original Character, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10821; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Nov 2008; Published: 10 Feb 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Nov 2008
Penguins rock the world! and wow,holy hanna, gay penguin sex...
Chapter 2: Pygoscelis (Or, a Gift of Pebbles)

Summary: Someone doesn't want to return to Atlantis.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5260; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Jun 2006; Published: 01 Mar 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
07 Apr 2008
happy happy happy happy happy!
Chapter 3: Home Again

Summary: Carson is unpacking.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2574; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Mar 2005; Published: 06 Mar 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Ooooh excellent. XD
Chapter 3: My World and Will You Please Stop Moving?

Summary: Written for the prime_not_prime drabble tree.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 515; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Mar 2005; Published: 07 Mar 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Omg, that's bloody hilarious!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, I\'m so pleased you enjoyed it.
Chapter 3: Cutest

Summary: Carson realises something about Rodney. Missing scene from 'Poisoning the Well'.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1116; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Mar 2005; Published: 18 Mar 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Ehee, excellent!
Chapter 1: Sublimating

Summary: Carson and Rodney each find something to hold onto, but will it ever be enough?

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Hurt Comfort, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3066; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Mar 2005; Published: 21 Mar 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Adorable. :D Marvy fic!
Chapter 3: I Let My Chance Go By
Festival! by maryavatar [PG-13]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Written for sga_flashfic (Culture clash challenge)

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 636; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Mar 2005; Published: 25 Mar 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
24 Feb 2008
Oh. My. GOD!!!!!!! *dies laughing*
That's freaking amazing, I love this!
Chapter 1: Festival!
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: McKay fights his inappropriately romantic feelings for a coworker.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Zelenka
Characters: None
Genres: Character Study, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6169; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Apr 2005; Published: 12 Apr 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
22 Dec 2008
Smart is SEXY!
Chapter 1: Science Geeks
Walls by chi [R]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Walls are constantly broken down and built up again. Basically, Rodney and Carson try to find each other and run into some walls.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8455; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Apr 2005; Published: 23 Apr 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Great piece! And really, excellent plan on Zelenka's part. XD
Chapter 7: Matchmakers
A Sure Bet by James [PG]
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: There's this bet, see....

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1714; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 May 2005; Published: 01 May 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Freaking hilarious! I am laughing so hard right now. XD
Chapter 1: A Sure Bet
Close by miera [PG]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: It was a foggy evening in Edinburgh.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 439; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 May 2005; Published: 04 May 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Positively loverly. XD
Chapter 1: Close

Summary: Er. Um. Badfic. Slash. McKay, Sheppard. I really can't explain it better than that.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1371; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 May 2005; Published: 05 May 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Mar 2008
Oh my freaking god in heaven. That was amazing! I may never be the same, but I loved it!
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1
Ides by sage [PG-13]
[Reviews - 9]

Summary: Most times, Carson's good is oft interr'd with his bones. Written for the challenge of Beckett, slash, and Julius Caesar

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8165; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 May 2005; Published: 05 May 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Absolutely wonderful piece, great writing and totally engaging plot.
Chapter 1: 1

Summary: Rodney takes care of Carson. For Mice1900. Shameless Carson/Rodney fluff.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 662; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 May 2005; Published: 22 May 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
So sweet. *sigh*
Chapter 1: In Moments of Quiet
Symphony by tigs [PG]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Rodney takes a moment.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1219; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 May 2005; Published: 28 May 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Absolutely splendiferous. XD
Chapter 1: 1/1
Red Lion Rampant by Mice [NC-17]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: On a planet ruled by healers, Carson learns some unintended lessons about courage and love.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 17424; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jun 2005; Published: 05 Jun 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Love this story, great writing and a brilliant plot too. XD

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed the plot. I liked playing in the dream reality here.
Chapter 2: Part 2 of 2

Summary: Why college students should actually sleep and not write fic at three in the morning.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 296; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jun 2005; Published: 06 Jun 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Wow... that's awesome!
Chapter 1: 1/1
Reading by Cassie Jamie [PG-13]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Carson's had a tough day.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 553; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jun 2005; Published: 06 Jun 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Very sweet. :D
Chapter 1: 1/1