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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon

Summary: Elizabeth was still painfully aware that, come morning, their triad would diminish to only herself. That thought drove her through the rest of the night, eagerly clinging to Lorne and John in her bed. (Winner for Best Threesome Other SGA Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8618; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Apr 2007; Published: 17 Apr 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
09 Mar 2008
This is excellent, please, please, please write more! What happens because she didn't drink? Do they get back to Atlantis? I need to know!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: 1

Summary: "Am I the only one that remembers what happened the last time?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3024; Completed: No
Updated: 25 Jun 2009; Published: 04 May 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
29 Jun 2009
Eheheee, I like it!
Chapter 3: Three
Entranced by Siri Tachi [NC-17]
[Reviews - 9]

Summary: Carson is infected with a vampiric virus and succumbs to the lure of human flesh. [Beckett/Cadman]

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4633; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 May 2007; Published: 05 May 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
09 Apr 2008
Guh, my two favourite things in one story Carson and vampires. *drool*
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Thanks to Chuck the team are acting oddly, Sheppard has delusions of grandeur, Teyla is inciting orgies, Ronon is singing ballads and McKay is doing something decidedly unMcKay-like; oh yeah and Weir is just confused and feeling left out.

Categories: Bitextual, Ship Pairings > McKay/Weir, Slash Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2628; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 May 2007; Published: 10 May 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Apr 2008
Holy crap, I haven't laughed so hard in ages, bravo!
Chapter 1: The Contest

Summary: "Obviously, you need some private time. I'll just leave you two alone," Rodney teased, hooking a thumb over his shoulder while backing toward the door.

Updated: 07 Apr 2008; Published: 17 May 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
09 Mar 2008
Oh wow... that's... wow... love it!

Author's Response: Thanks :)
Chapter 2: Sometimes John Sheppard Disturbs Everyone Around Him
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
07 Apr 2008
oh my god! Poor Rodney, John's gonna have a field day, oh dear.

Author's Response: Yeah, Rodney is not a happy camper right about now.
Chapter 3: Sometimes John Sheppard Needs a New Hobby

Summary: Rodney stumbled during the Genii's brief occupation of Atlantis. Now that they're gone, he's starting to tumble...

Categories: General
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, Episode Related, Hurt Comfort, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 13 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 24812; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Feb 2008; Published: 27 May 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Feb 2008
Really great piece. It definitely makes you feel for Rodney, and it was an interesting take on what might have happened.
Chapter 13: Epilogue

Summary: Major Lorne finds out he's allergic to the pollen on a particular planet the hard way but he's not the only one who's got to deal with it.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 11790; Completed: No
Updated: 05 Jul 2007; Published: 10 Jun 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
08 Mar 2008
Very nice fic. XD Can't wait for more!
Chapter 3: Modes of Communication

Summary: Once again, it's the harrowing adventures of Imaginary Gate Team 5! Well, okay, it's set pre-GT5 formation, as this is the first time Steven met Matt... but well just chalk it up to foreshadowing. ^_~ *grin*

Categories: General
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Imaginary Gate Team 5

Word count: 1692; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Jun 2007; Published: 14 Jun 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Aug 2008
brains......

Author's Response: Never underestimate the power of the Weird! *grin*
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Crack!fic. Teyla and Cadman try some reverse pyschology on a tribe of women that want to 'keep' Rodney and John.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Team, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2291; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Jun 2007; Published: 17 Jun 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
24 Jan 2009
Absolutely hilarious, well done. XD
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Just One Week by skidmo [PG-13]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Lorne has to spend the week looking after Parrish.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Original Character, Other
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2785; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Jun 2007; Published: 20 Jun 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Mar 2008
I love this piece, it's great for them to have a break. XD
And do I detect a Firefly reference?

Author's Response: Thank you!\r\nI didn\'t intend there to be, but it wouldn\'t surprise me if one crept in.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: In which Chuck takes his first trip offworld in the company of Sheppard, Lorne, and Parrish, and learns that just because the rumors are outlandish it doesn't mean they aren't true.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > Other Male Pairings
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Established Relationship, First Time, Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Dramatic Exit

Word count: 1605; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jul 2007; Published: 15 Jul 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Apr 2008
Shmexy, I like it. *eyebrow wiggles*

Author's Response: Heh, thanks.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Some silly flower had made contact with Evan's boot, the flower less crushed than Parrish was, if the botanist's howl was any indication. At least the flower managed to die quietly.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Original Character, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2476; Completed: No
Updated: 30 Jul 2007; Published: 22 Jul 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Ooooh, good good good! I cannot wait for more!
Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Summary: 4 short vignettes about 4 couples not in season 4: "Well Met by Candlelight", " The More Things Change", "Bedtime Stories", "The Big Wedding"

Updated: 27 Jul 2007; Published: 27 Jul 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Oh god, that's one wedding I wouldn't miss for anything. :P great drabbles!

Author's Response: It\'s the talk of Pegasus, that\'s for sure. Thanks!
Chapter 4: The Big Wedding
Captured by Recognizer [PG-13]
[Reviews - 10]

Summary: Carson is out on a hunt, but the hunter soon becomes the hunted.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4695; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Jul 2007; Published: 29 Jul 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
15 Feb 2008
Oh man, that's awesome, this story is great!
Chapter 1: Captured

Summary: Look, this sort of thing just happens, and they (usually) don't mean to do it. Seriously, every team destroys a world once in a while. Lorne's lying when he says he never has.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1119; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Aug 2008; Published: 08 Aug 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Aug 2008
Love the firefly reference. XD

Author's Response: Heh, thanks.
Chapter 2: Splash

Summary: McKay receives an invitation to Thanksgiving from his sister. That is the Canadian Thanksgiving, second Monday in October. Beware, includes a little Canadian history.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/McKay
Characters: Major Lorne, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 812; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Sep 2007; Published: 22 Sep 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Mar 2014
I rather enjoyed this. Sweet, and I learned stuff.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: John lives with a secret -- a secret he doesn't know he shares with Rodney.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 949; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Oct 2007; Published: 08 Oct 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
27 Mar 2008
Ehehehehe! Love it!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Detective John Sheppard starts his new life in suburbia and becomes steadily captivated by his neighbor, Dr. Rodney McKay, and his son Timothy. This fic started because I wondered why Rodney never got to be the tragic woobie widower in fics.

Updated: 09 Oct 2007; Published: 08 Oct 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
20 Apr 2008
Such a good story, I absolutely loved it. Especially the Halloween bit, made extra-funny because I'm Canadian. :P

Author's Response: Rodney would so do whatever he needed to get candy. :-) Thank you!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Over the years, their love evolved, but they would always have firelight at dusk, and he would always come back to her.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1297; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Oct 2007; Published: 17 Oct 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
27 Mar 2008
*cries happy tear* I love this, really really great. XD
Chapter 1: Chapter 1