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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon

Summary: Tomorrow wasn't going to be 'just another day' ... but no one ever said it was going to be easy either. The back story continues with a short interlude while the boys get on the same page. (Lorne/Parrish)

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Original Character, Other
Genres: Drama, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 36193; Completed: No
Updated: 29 Dec 2007; Published: 05 Nov 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Mar 2008
So good! I love Lorne, this is just great! happyhappyhappy
Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Summary: John and Carson are pitted against each other in an off-world training exercise once more, but when one goes missing, the other must rescue his lover from darkness.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8179; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Nov 2007; Published: 15 Nov 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
15 Feb 2008
Great fic, lots of suspense, and John and Carson were marvy. XD
Chapter 4: A Glint of Light
Caviar by Kris [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: For the 2nd Urban Legends Slash Challenge, Legend: A woman gets impregnated by an octopus egg

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Ronon Dex
Genres: First Time, Humour, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1464; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Nov 2007; Published: 17 Nov 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Mar 2008
Oh my god, that's freakin hysterical!
Chapter 1: Caviar

Summary: When Elizabeth had said that General O'Neill was sending them some specialist help, John's first thought had been SEALs, or maybe the SAS. What he got was sheep.

Updated: 24 Nov 2007; Published: 24 Nov 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
11 Mar 2008
I may never be the same. *shudder*
Very amusing though. XD
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Laura tells Carson why she won't be leaving on the Daedalus and together they confront Elizabeth about their life changing situation.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Drama, Episode Related, Established Relationship, Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5079; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Nov 2007; Published: 26 Nov 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
09 Apr 2008
I love this fic, it's great!

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Kavanagh is not a happy person. But he's still a person, at least. Part of the Lantean Hive AU.

Categories: General
Characters: Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Lantean Hive

Word count: 1227; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Dec 2007; Published: 05 Dec 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
21 Mar 2008
Oh he sooo had that coming. Excellent!
Chapter 1: Tantalus

Summary: John and Rodney spend the holidays on Earth, with Rodney's family. Each of them bonds with the Millers in their own way.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7487; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Dec 2007; Published: 29 Dec 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
27 Mar 2008
"Didn't you used to have eyebrows?" Y'know, it's shocking the amount of times I've asked people that. :P Love this!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Rodney is visited by spirits at Christmastime, but their intent is a bit more malevolent than Ebenezer Scrooge's ghosts or George Bailey's angel ...

Updated: 01 Jan 2008; Published: 01 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
11 Mar 2008
Oh yay, that made me happy. XD I'm gonna have to re-read it next Christmas.
Chapter 5: Epilogue: For Whom the Christmas Bells Toll

Summary: Double-drabble; Teyla enforces mandatory combat training and Carson decides maybe he doesn't mind after all.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: Carson Beckett, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 199; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Jan 2008; Published: 02 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Yummy. ;D
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: The sex pollen takes a while to kick in, but it gets there in the end.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1291; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Jan 2008; Published: 13 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
13 Mar 2008
Yummy! Hehe, nice flower, very nice flower.

Author's Response: Hee. Thanks.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I can't by Lenyia [PG-13]
[Reviews - 19]

Summary: Little series after Miller's Crossing. It's complete, but there can be another parts.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time, Hurt Comfort, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2876; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Mar 2008; Published: 13 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
09 Mar 2008
I like it a lot, great job. XD

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you liked it :)
Chapter 4: Czech Observer

Summary: The first time Radek Zelenka kisses Evan Lorne it's Lieutenant Cadman's fault.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Zelenka, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka
Genres: First Time, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1438; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Jan 2008; Published: 21 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
03 Nov 2009
It's perfect! *muddles off incoherently to have brain die in a corner*
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Major Lorne takes Dr. Beckett up on his offer to go fishing on the Mainland. Sunday fix-it for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle V.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Major Lorne
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1773; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jan 2008; Published: 24 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Oh very nice. XD I really liked this one, they're kinda great together. *drools*
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Pride by Fia Reynne [NC-17]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Teyla learns how to use emotional blackmail, but she makes it up to Carson eventually. Sunday fix-it for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle V.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 893; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jan 2008; Published: 24 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Feb 2008
Really great! Isn't that last line from Firefly?

Author's Response: Thank you! It is. In the ship manifesto on Livejournal, I give a nod to the Wash/Zoe pairing as a similar dynamic to Carson/Teyla. :D
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Inspired by one too many stories referring to Carson repeatedly as "the Scotsman," I was forced to put him in a kilt for Rodney's entertainment. Well, Teyla's more than Rodney's, but he thought it was funny at first...

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3037; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jan 2008; Published: 24 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
HOT! Carson is soooooo sexy, even more so in a kilt. And I love the description of bagpipes, not many people appreciate them, which irks me, as I play them. XD

Author's Response: My family is Scots... the only sure fire way to make me and my dad (big scary guy, used to be a Navy SeaBee) both start crying spontaneously is something beautiful and mournful on the pipes. Good on you for taking them up. I\'m afraid I\'m not coordinated enough to play them, though I daresay I\'ve got enough hot air.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: John makes a fumbling attempt to correspond with Jeannie about her brother, and starts an email volley that intensifies with every missive.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7801; Completed: No
Updated: 16 Nov 2012; Published: 24 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Apr 2008
Haha, I love e-mail wars. XD This is great!
Chapter 2: Best Intentions
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Apr 2009
Silly John, we all know you love Rodney's posterior, why can't you just admit it to yourself?
Chapter 3: Best Left Unsaid

Summary: "I had sex—" John frowned, "With a woman on the last mission." He said as quickly as possible.

Updated: 25 Dec 2008; Published: 27 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Feb 2008
Absolutely marvy. :D
Chapter 1: The Proposition
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
03 Mar 2008
Great chappie, can't wait 4 more!
Chapter 2: When Life Intervenes
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Oct 2008
Yay Radek! Geek power!

Author's Response: LOL Yeah, I\'m all about the geek power!! :-D
Chapter 7: Ronon, Radek, and Teyla, oh my