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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon

Summary: "I had sex—" John frowned, "With a woman on the last mission." He said as quickly as possible.

Updated: 25 Dec 2008; Published: 27 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
02 Nov 2008
Tension!!!!! Must read MORE!!!!!

Author's Response: there\'s more on the way...as soon as i can be.\r\n
Chapter 8: Back and Forth
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Dec 2008
Nice way to wrap it up, very nice indeed.
Also, "a nasty shade of angry," best new expression ever!

Author's Response: LOL!! Yeah, that was my favorite phrase as well!! It just fit perfectly! lol...thanks for the compliment. I was concerned for a long time that I wouldn\'t be able to wrap it up as well as it had started.
Chapter 9: In the End...

Summary: Rodney learns to knit, and learns that he has more in common with a few of his friends than he had guessed.

Categories: Bitextual
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 685; Completed: No
Updated: 31 Jan 2008; Published: 29 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Mar 2008
I like it. :P Rodney knits just like my friend, lots of swearing and very little actually coming out of it.

Author's Response: I think the results are inversely proportional to the stress one puts on the process. ^__^
Chapter 2: Remember, Czech Your Stitch Count

Summary: An accident forces Elizabeth to return to Earth permanently. Alone and depressed during the holidays, she receives some surprise visitors. AU, takes place in what would be early Season 3.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Team
Warnings: None
Challenges: Aren't Earth customs strange?
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4710; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Jan 2008; Published: 30 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Feb 2008
Marvy. XD
really great piece, left me feeling all warm and fuzzzy.

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Rodney has to get John out of trouble with the ancient devices he can't resist activating, and John has to save Rodney from the usual suspects trying to kill them. John drives Rodney up the wall sometimes, but that only makes him like the man more.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9057; Completed: No
Updated: 07 Mar 2008; Published: 31 Jan 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Feb 2008
very very nice. XD
Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
04 Mar 2008
gah, stupid Rodney and his confidence issues. *rolls eyes in an exasperated fashion*
Really marvy chapter, I loved it!
Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
08 Mar 2008
hehe, "rest."
Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Summary: John gritted his teeth as the Wraith bent down, lifted him up and pinned him against the wall of the cave opening, one hand around his throat, the other ripping his shirt open.

Updated: 21 May 2008; Published: 02 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
OMG, this is ad. :'(
Well written though, I quite like it. XD

Author's Response: Thankyou. It should get happier soon.
Chapter 2: Broken

Summary: Who needs the mountains when we've got the sky?; or, How to Define John Sheppard in Several Disastrous Missions (not a crossover, but does refer to Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, First Time, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4492; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Feb 2008; Published: 09 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
21 Mar 2008
Gah, so good! Really really wow. XD

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 1: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Summary: "You've wanted this, haven't you? Wanted me to take control ever since we started this thing."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1436; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Feb 2008; Published: 09 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
20 Mar 2008
*sigh* I love it when Rodney gets forceful. XD

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Feb 2008
Hot and sweet! ;P

Author's Response: Aww, thanks!
Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
14 Feb 2008
Oooh, I like this. XD

Author's Response: Thanks!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
23 Feb 2008
Yummy. ;D
This really is marvy, I can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thansk, much more to come!
Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Feb 2008
Really excellent!

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
04 Mar 2008
Love this take on the episode, such a good fic!

Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
04 Mar 2008
positively marvy. XD

Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Mar 2008
happy happy joy joy yum yum. XP

Author's Response: Why am I now seeing Ren and Stimpy? Glad you\'re enjoying!
Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
08 Mar 2008
Ronon's so right, Carson is definitely the hottest guy in Atlantis. XD Great chapter!

Author's Response: Just don\'t tell Rodney that!\r\n\r\nThanks!
Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
12 Mar 2008
Great chapter, especially the Carson/Ronon parts, it was interesting to see them in that context. I love how you're fitting the episodes so well into this story. XD

Author's Response: Thanks so much :) Looking for things that would change has been one of the fun parts in writing this.
Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
They's so cute. XD *has a fit of fangirlish conniptions*

Author's Response: LOL Thanks!
Chapter 12: Chapter 12