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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
21 Mar 2008
Hah, take that Teer! :P Marvy chappie, sooo much better with Rodney in the field too.

Author's Response: Hehe thanks so much!
Chapter 13: Chapter 13
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
29 Mar 2008
Excellent chappie. XD

Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Apr 2008
Positively marvy, loving this take on the epi.

Author's Response: Thanks so much!!
Chapter 16: Chapter 16
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Apr 2008
Happy happy joy joy! XD Excellent chapter!

Author's Response: Thanks glad you\'re still with us!
Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
23 Apr 2008
Love these two chapters! I really never get tired of this story, it's awesome!
Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Apr 2008
Better ending than the episode. :P
Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
30 Apr 2008
Nice chappie, I like the spirit animals. XD
Chapter 21: Chapter 21
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: John and Rodney get their taxes done.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Little Miracles

Word count: 4126; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Feb 2008; Published: 12 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
20 Mar 2008
Taxes have never been so interesting. :P

Author's Response: Hee. I always think taxes are interesting, but I\'m weird that way. Thank you!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Any Liability by lavvyan [NC-17]
[Reviews - 18]

Summary: Not to brag, but he'd never fit in there.

First time sex.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2084; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Feb 2008; Published: 13 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
20 Mar 2008
Wow, that was really, really good. XD :P
Seriously, awesome, hysterical and sweet.

Author's Response: Hee, thank you!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: "You stole all the good stuff from WoW, didn't you?"

"Shut up and play, Sheppard."


Categories: Bitextual, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1466; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Feb 2008; Published: 13 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Mar 2008
This is freaking hillarious, I love it!

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: John had sent him a message, in his own words. Rodney wondered why. (Companion story to Logopetria by Lavvyan.)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: Logopetria

Word count: 3075; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Oct 2009; Published: 13 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
05 May 2008
Awwwwwwwwwww. *cries with happiness*
Chapter 1: One of One

Summary: It had been seven days.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1935; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Feb 2008; Published: 15 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Mar 2008
man that's hot. 8D

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: M.R.M. writes a third Penthouse letter. P0rn, p0rn, and more p0rn.

Updated: 15 Feb 2008; Published: 15 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
31 Mar 2008
ho-ot! phew! *fans self*

Author's Response: Hee. Thanks! #4 has been finished, so it\'ll be on Wraithbait soon.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Dearest by lavvyan [PG-13] Past Featured Story
[Reviews - 55]

Summary: 04-877-57-7G was sixteen when he was finally transferred to his owner.

Updated: 17 Feb 2008; Published: 17 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Feb 2008
Oh my god. I'm crying. :'(
That is so sad, but really beautifully written.

Author's Response: Thank you very much!
Chapter 1: 1/1
Really by Susan [NC-17]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Carson was master of the prostate, the final medical frontier in men's health, where no finger probe has gone before, to exam or not to exam, that is the question . . . Sometimes Carson got really involved in his fantasies.

Can you say Med Kink?

Updated: 18 Feb 2008; Published: 17 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Oh man... that's just... wow...

Author's Response: You\'re too kind. I love seeing familiar faces on my reviews. Thanks for taking a peak.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Just A Postcard by Raven [PG-13]
[Reviews - 30]

Summary: Rodney wondered if anyone else got a postcard in their email.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Other
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Graphic Novel, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1077; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Apr 2008; Published: 19 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
25 Feb 2008
this is great, and the pictures are really amazing. XD

Author's Response: Thank you!
Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Summary: John could have spent the night on the mainland taking part in some crazy Athosian harvest festival that had promised to include lots of ale, but he'd declined in favour of playing chess. With Rodney. Who was now standing him up.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3369; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Feb 2008; Published: 26 Feb 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Feb 2008
*sigh* They are so obtuse, it's marvellous!
Is that an actual Elvis movie? 'Cause I am so gonna watch it if it is. XD

Author's Response: Thank you! And no, it\'s a Bruce Campbell movie in which he plays Elvis. It\'s called Bubba Hotep. You could check it out. :)
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Just a lazy day for some hard working doctors.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2302; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Mar 2008; Published: 02 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
03 Mar 2008
Not real?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
When they do finally find a cure you must write a sequel for this. ;D

Author's Response: My brain... it is of the evil! I\'m sorry!!! I am all about writing a sequel, muse willing. But dude, they better find a cure because I WANT CARSON BACK!!!\r\n\r\nThank you so much for the comment! :-)
Chapter 1: I'll Give You Shelter From The Storm

Summary: On Canlaon anything is for sale. Caveat emptor -- let the buyer beware.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Established Relationship, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 24631; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Mar 2008; Published: 03 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
13 Mar 2008
Really excellent. Loved the ferengi reference, lol, just great!

Author's Response: ::g:: I kind of liked that too :-) Thank you :-)

Temaris
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: It's funny, because he can imagine Rodney's outrage when he realised that of all things, the soul was the one thing that couldn't be measured. (Tag for 4.20 The Last Man)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5505; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Mar 2008; Published: 09 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
10 Mar 2008
Sad, beautiful and happy all at once. Great piece.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1