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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon
Cravings by miera [PG-13]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: Cameron Mitchell visits Atlantis and brings a present for Elizabeth from Jack. Much flirting ensues among the team, in particular Lorne and Teyla.

Categories: Bitextual
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2925; Completed: Yes
Updated: 09 Mar 2008; Published: 09 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
15 Mar 2008
Loverly piece, very sweet. sequel?
Chapter 1: Cravings

Summary: An Atlantis that is tipped slightly to the left of what we're used to. Hurt crazy!Rodney attempts to deal with his enviroment.
He knew this, knew he hurt, but for the life of him he couldn't hold onto why. It was slippery and wiggling in his hands, like the fish he had pulled out of his sister's fishbowl once.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1884; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Mar 2008; Published: 10 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
11 Mar 2008
That's totally cool. Befudling but really excellent, dark and sweet. I really liked it. XD
Chapter 1: Working Towards One
Like This by Mice [PG-13]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Kindred -- missing scenes and resolutions

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Episode Related, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5390; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Mar 2008; Published: 14 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
15 Mar 2008
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *cries happy tear*
That is so sweet and amazing. I love it!

Author's Response: Yaaaaay! The story is loved!
Chapter 1: Like This

Summary: "You are being ridiculous," Teyla said sternly. "The Blue Moon Ball is a wonderful opportunity to be reunited with old friends and to celebrate our continued survival against the Wraith." "Yes," Rodney said under his breath. "Not being dead: an excellent reason to make ourselves wish we were."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8354; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Mar 2008; Published: 16 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Mar 2008
Excellent ficcy!
Chapter 1: Up To and Including the Blue Moon Ball
Unreasonable by Ionaonie [PG-13]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Carter witnesses Sheppard "handling" Rodney. No, not like that

Set after Reunion and before Doppelganger



Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Samantha Carter
Genres: Episode Related, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 696; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Mar 2008; Published: 19 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
19 Mar 2008
Cute. XD really marvy piece.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Rodney's never been good with anything that lacks explanation.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3601; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Mar 2008; Published: 21 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
21 Mar 2008
Excellent ficcy, positively marvy.
Chapter 1: Twelve Days' Breath

Summary: While Evan and Radek are left to watch over Atlantis, John is left with two options- Fishing with McKay or spending a week with Carson and Elizabeth in meetings.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1217; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Dec 2008; Published: 22 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
13 Dec 2008
Hehhehehehe, no sympathy, the bug season is bad, but tolerable. :P

Author's Response: *grins* Yep! I grew up in Northern Ontario and I remember playing outside during the height of bug season. But for anyone who isn\'t used to it? Well, I can imagine how bad it might seem to them.
Chapter 2: Crash

Summary: A quite moment of botanically-induced relaxation, and a brief encounter between our heroes and one Jack Harkness.

Updated: 22 Mar 2008; Published: 22 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
23 Mar 2008
*sigh* Yay for thigh holsters. XD

Author's Response: Everyone loves thigh holsters :D
Chapter 2: Dancing

Summary: Written ages ago for Sheafrotherdon's Skin Hunger Challenge. Rodney helps John become himself again. References to Conversion, Common Ground.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Hurt Comfort, Poetry
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 181; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Mar 2008; Published: 23 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
25 Mar 2008
Love this, really great piece!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Elizabeth, Evan and Radek swap stories before swapping something else.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2919; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Mar 2008; Published: 23 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
25 Mar 2008
Yummm. XD
Chapter 1: First Time Stories

Summary: What's the real reason Rodney decided he isn't ready to marry Katie?

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9450; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Jun 2008; Published: 23 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
25 Mar 2008
gnnngh my brain has turned to jello. So sweet and VERY hot. XD
Chapter 1: The Element of Surprise

Summary: The vows she made to herself before coming to Atlantis are in ruins. Elizabeth's still not sure whether it was Evan's persuasion or Teyla's gentle pressure that shattered her resolve.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Major Lorne, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 542; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Mar 2008; Published: 24 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
25 Mar 2008
Gah, sooooo good! Awesome pairing too, not one I see too often, but one I thoroughly enjoy.
Chapter 1: Observations
Quiet by Feather Autant [NC-17]
[Reviews - 10]

Summary: Being quiet brings new insights

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4111; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Mar 2008; Published: 25 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Mar 2008
Brain melting, so HOT!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you enjoyed it! Thank you. :)
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: When John shatters Rodney's heart, can Radek pick up the pieces? "Sanctuary" tag.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > McKay/Zelenka
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Established Relationship, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1891; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Mar 2008; Published: 25 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Mar 2008
Ha! In John's face! Love this!

Author's Response: Oh, thanks! J
Chapter 1: Winning Rodney

Summary: when everyone on Atlantis partys, someone has to stay up to clean up the mess...

Updated: 26 Mar 2008; Published: 25 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
02 Apr 2008
Nice piece, but isn't Chuck Canadian?

Author's Response: yeasss....well, i kind of forgot that as i was writing. *blush*
Chapter 1: A really good day

Summary: Written for mckays_girl, who isn't made of awesome - she INVENTED awesome. Rodney has kitchen staff issues, Sheppard requires pudding and comfort. So very much fluff.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Ronon Dex
Genres: Established Relationship, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 750; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Mar 2008; Published: 26 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
26 Mar 2008
Ehee! Love it!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: He looks to his city for peace and reassurance. He realises he can rest in one other also.
" You'll never be alone, Rodney" Sequel to 'What Katie Said'

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1044; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Mar 2008; Published: 29 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
29 Mar 2008
That's really beautiful. Really, excellent writing and a great story.

Author's Response: thanks so much for such great encouragement I really really appreciate it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Chuck/Lorne. Intruder missing scenes and Runner tag. Evan Lorne meets Chuck.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Episode Related, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1536; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Apr 2008; Published: 31 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
02 Apr 2008
Ehehehehe! yay! Love this piece, you gotta write a sequel!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! And so sorry there isn\'t more :) I did try, really I did, but it\'s just not my style ;) Hopefully reefgirluk over at LJ is going to finish it for me! *is excited* LOL
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Now You Know Why by Sugar [NC-17]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Follow-up to "Not Your Only Fear." Rodney's perspective.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2467; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Apr 2008; Published: 31 Mar 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
02 Apr 2008
That's beautiful.

Author's Response: Very glad you thought so! Thanks for letting me know.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: It started with sleeping pills...

Updated: 22 Apr 2008; Published: 02 Apr 2008
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Apr 2008
Guh, love this! And Rodney harumphing, it's so him. XD

Author's Response: Can I just say thanks to all the people who\'ve given me positive reviews. I was so nervous and you\'ve all made me feel so much better! Thanks
Chapter 2: Dashed Hopes?