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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon
Changling by James [PG]
[Reviews - 10]

Summary: Rodney has a secret. He isn't the only one.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1428; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Jun 2005; Published: 13 Jun 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Holy crap! That's the best thing I've read EVER!!!!!!!! And FLORAL! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! I nearly fell off my chair laughing. XD
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Carson in a kilt. It really has no plot.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1069; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Jun 2005; Published: 13 Jun 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
God, there is nothing sexier than a man in a kilt. *drools*
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Rodney has an owie. Luckily, Carson is a doctor.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 839; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jul 2005; Published: 15 Jul 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Mancandy, that's Carson. :P
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Antarctica sure is cold.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Friendship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5339; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jul 2005; Published: 15 Jul 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
18 Feb 2008
Ooooh, this is great! l love them getting together in Antarctica, it's not something you actually get to read very often, y'know?
Chapter 1: Chapter 1/1

Summary: Originally written for the prime_not_prime ficathon

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8250; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Jul 2005; Published: 18 Jul 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
This is really excellent, highly enjoyable. XD
Chapter 1: Rest and Recreation
Idle Annoyances by Pas [PG-13]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Murder. Yes, that was it. He would murder the bloody Canadian with his own damnable pen. It was perfectly justifiable; Elizabeth would understand.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1058; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Nov 2005; Published: 31 Jul 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Oh god, that's hilarious. XD
Chapter 2: Something Quite Atrocious
Duet Over by Amireal [PG-13]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: "Seriously, who taught you to kiss?" Spoilers for Duet.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1080; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Aug 2005; Published: 07 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Gnnngh. I've got butterflies and jelloid legs from reading this, I swear.
Chapter 1: Duet Over

Summary: Rodney has come to depend on Carson to be there for him. What happens when Carson is not there to fix his injuries?

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3531; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Aug 2005; Published: 08 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
bloody freaking hilarious. XD
Chapter 2: Radek Knows

Summary: It was the kiss. Duet tag.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time, Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1812; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Aug 2005; Published: 10 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Hehe, yay! Cadman the matchmaker, that's wicked!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1/1.

Summary: Once upon a time there was a big hunk of macho manliness named Specialist Ronon Dex, though his friends called him Rononlocks because of his stylin' dreads.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1867; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Aug 2005; Published: 13 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
23 Feb 2008
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in days. XD
This is absolutely amazing, I love it!
Chapter 1: The Story of Rononlocks and the Three Atlantians

Summary: Rodney is thinking about the bad things in his past when his future shows him the good things about now.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1015; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Aug 2005; Published: 19 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Absolutely adorable.
Chapter 1: The Best Man

Summary: Rodney discovers that Carson has been keeping something from him that could effect their future. Second Chapter!

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5772; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Aug 2005; Published: 24 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
That is so sweet! And really, I like this type of writing mpreg, the biological impossibility of it has always bothered me a little, not enough to make me stop reading it of course, but this way makes a lot of sense to me. XD
Chapter 3: Once Upon A Child

Summary: Carson get infected by alien goo that was in the dead plants all over the city and starts to act a little different.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2169; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Aug 2005; Published: 24 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Marvy! *fans self madly*
Chapter 1: Damned Goo

Summary: Rodney is forced to deal with the fallout of Trinity at last. Will anyone be able to save him from himself this time?

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drama, Episode Related, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1665; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Aug 2005; Published: 25 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Quite excellent. :D
Chapter 1: The Art of Dying
Unfair by Mistress Kat [NC-17]
[Reviews - 22]

Summary: Life is unfair. And then it isn't. Beckett and McKay get drunk together, sober up separately and move forward in unison.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 13762; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Dec 2005; Published: 26 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
I love this! Carson and Rodney are so well written, as is Radek, and it was just wonderful to read.

Author's Response: What a wonderful surprise to receive a review on an old story! Thanks for taking the time to let me know you liked it.
Chapter 4: Epilogue

Summary: Two men and a sock drawer.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 399; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Aug 2005; Published: 29 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
That's adorable.
Chapter 1: 1.
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: It was hard to pinpoint the exact moment it began. Set S2.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1674; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Aug 2005; Published: 30 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Apr 2008
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Chapter 1: Chapter 1/1
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Apr 2008
Stupid reviewy thing didn't work, grrrr. I loved this!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1/1
Savvy by Kamelion [R]
[Reviews - 9]

Summary: This one is for Dark Cygnet, who asked for a Beckett/McKay fic. She gave a wonderful compliment so I had to try. . .wrote this in about a hour and 40 minutes as a result. Spoilers for Duet. Hope you like it, DC, and thanks! :)

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Pre-slash
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3671; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Aug 2005; Published: 30 Aug 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Yummy. XD
This was great, like a movie playing in my head.
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Carson and Rodney are sharing a secret, but Carson wants to tell.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2500; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Sep 2005; Published: 02 Sep 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Very cute. And a great way to get it out of Rodeny. :P
Chapter 1: Sh, Its A Secret