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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon

Summary: The discoveries lovers make.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 594; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Oct 2005; Published: 03 Oct 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Kinky. *eyebrow wiggles*
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: John spent the night alone so Carson could spend the night with a female. He's not happy. (MS)

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1428; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Oct 2005; Published: 12 Oct 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Apr 2008
Excellent AND educational! Yay!
Chapter 1: complete
Shadowland by misty4me [NC-17]
[Reviews - 47]

Summary: It's easier to be alone without anyone around... PG rating for this chapter, eventual NC-17

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Related, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 15 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 25203; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Dec 2005; Published: 18 Oct 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Love this piece, it really drew me in.
Chapter 15: 15 (Final)

Summary: a witch doctor uses magic to transform McKay into a little yellow dog.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Humour, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7346; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Oct 2005; Published: 27 Oct 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Highly unusual, but I liked it. XD
I was surprised Rodney didn't totally freak out. :P

Author's Response: Thank you very much for your FB :-)

Author's Response: Thank you very much for your FB :-)
Chapter 2: Two

Summary: [LORNE/PARRISH], ropes and UST for casspeach

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge, Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 535; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Nov 2005; Published: 04 Nov 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Deliciously kinky. ;p

Author's Response: A little kink is good for the soul. Thanks!
Chapter 1: Pit Traps, Not So Much

Summary: "... and then suddenly Stackhouse grinned, looked around to us, shut off the inertial dampers and rolled the fucking jumper sideways thrice! I mean, I loved it..."

McKay/Beckett, Sheppard/Stackhouse
Written for lj community AU100's challenge 24: Family

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1083; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Nov 2005; Published: 08 Nov 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Vair vair amusing. XD

Author's Response: THanks! :D
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Carson Beckett was a man on a mission. An extended tag for Duet. Plot bunny is now deceased.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Pre-relationship, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 836; Completed: No
Updated: 03 Dec 2005; Published: 03 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Great beginning, can't wait for more!

Author's Response: I wouldn\'t hold my breath. I had to abandon this fic.\r\n\r\nZari
Chapter 1: Part One

Summary: The chronology of Carson and Rodney's relationship earmarked by crutch use.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 475; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Dec 2005; Published: 14 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Very sweet, I like it.
Chapter 1: One of One

Summary: A picture's worth more than a few questions...

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Character Study
Warnings: None
Chapters: 9 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9662; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jan 2006; Published: 15 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
21 Feb 2008
I love this! Amazing writing, and really they're all so great together. XD

Author's Response: Awww! Thanks!
Chapter 9: ‘Cause I’m Still Awake

Summary: The Atlantis Crew is in high school!

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, First Time, Friendship, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 17 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 34711; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Feb 2006; Published: 19 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Marvy! I love this take on them. I kinda had trouble picturing them as teenagers at first, but it cleared up. XD Great work!
Chapter 17: Getting In

Summary: John is convinced that Rodney has been possessed by an alien entity

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Friendship, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1923; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Dec 2005; Published: 28 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Yay! *does happy dance* That is such a sweet piece, and vair vair amusant as well. XD
Chapter 1: Heart Attack

Summary: Five ways in which John Sheppard doesn't keep it in his pants. Pairing: John/various

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1995; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Dec 2005; Published: 29 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
21 Feb 2008
Oh god, that's funny. Made my night. :D
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1
Submerged by Mice [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Carson and Rodney get stuck in a very cold place. They attempt to warm up. Set before Hide & Seek.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6619; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Dec 2005; Published: 29 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
So great, and soooooooooo hot!

Author's Response: The boys really are, aren\'t they? Thanks!
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Sheppard eavesdrops and has to deal with the consequences of his actions and reactions

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1666; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Dec 2005; Published: 29 Dec 2005
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Holy shit, that's freaking hilarious! I love this!
Chapter 1: Little Pitchers

Summary: Carson is drunk and needs to be put to bed.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1683; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Jan 2006; Published: 08 Jan 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
Ooooh, yes, excellent reasoning indeed. ;P
Chapter 2: The Morning After
First Kiss by Mice [PG]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Five universes. Five kisses.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2796; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Feb 2006; Published: 06 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2008
This is great!

Author's Response: Yay, thanks!
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: Collection of completely unrelated kink fics. Each one is a stand-alone, but I'm posting them together because they are, well, kink.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7890; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 Dec 2007; Published: 17 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
05 May 2008
Wow, these are... interesting. Gah, I almost did laughing at a few spots. Great stuff!

Author's Response: *laughs* Thank you!
Chapter 4: The Clothes That Make

Summary: Sheppard and the others watch Lorne.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Drabble, Humour, Pre-relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 449; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Feb 2006; Published: 18 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Bloody freakin hillarious!
Chapter 1: Botany? Botanists?

Summary: A simple mission goes horribly wrong when several of the team are captured. Things do not go well. Major John-whumping, with added Rodney and Radek minor whumpage. McKay/Sheppard/Zelenka.

Updated: 24 Feb 2006; Published: 19 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
23 Mar 2008
Really excellent piece, just the right balance of dark and light, i loved it.

Author's Response: Thanks for your review, I\'m glad the balance was right. I\'m so pleased that people are still finding and enjoying this story after so long. Laura.
Chapter 18: Part Eighteen.

Summary: Rodney knows all about denial. I wanted to write mindless porn but instead I ended up with a little character piece. John POV and woobie!Rodney.---Rodney glared at him, "Certainly not! The McKay children didn't waste time on frivolous pursuits."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Character Study, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2967; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 May 2006; Published: 21 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
02 Nov 2008
Excellent writing, props!
Chapter 2: The Expression of Genetic Potential