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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon

Summary: Smallish drabble for my sick beloved Mice. Carson cares for Rodney after a whumptastic mission... WARNING: Rated for Rodney cursing a little.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Friendship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 815; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Feb 2006; Published: 25 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Very sweet, I quite liked it.

Author's Response: Aw, thank you, hon!\r\n-----}-@
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: If Carson wanted to play it that way, then Rodney could give just as good as he was getting.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 875; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Feb 2006; Published: 26 Feb 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Hot! like a jalapeno. XD
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1
Jitterbug by Cadiliniel [PG-13]
[Reviews - 8]

Summary: Rodney and Carson are almost caught in the act.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 932; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Mar 2006; Published: 01 Mar 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Not wrong, not wrong at all! Totally hot! gah, I so wish I was Teyla right now.
Chapter 1: Jitterbug
Safety by Cadiliniel [PG]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Carson can't just stand by and watch as Rodney is injured.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1277; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Mar 2006; Published: 01 Mar 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
OMGWTFBBQ!!!! You totally have to write a sequel!
This is awesome, and there's a lot of potential to expand on it.
Chapter 1: Safety

Summary: "Rodney had said he would join me for lunch in the mess, but, knowing him, he must have become thoroughly immersed in his project and forgotten that we had plans. Grabbing an extra power bar, I started to make my way back to the lab."

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 935; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Mar 2006; Published: 10 Mar 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
I would pay good money to walk in on that. :P
Chapter 1: Prompt 55 - Voyeur

Summary: It grew harder everyday to watch the man he loved suffer but Rodney had pushed him away like all the others.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2893; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Mar 2006; Published: 18 Mar 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
I love happy endings. :) Well, happyish, that sacrifice sounds freakin disturbed as hell. Really great ficcy.
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Rodney tries to cope with the fact that he's deaf. As does Carson. AU.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 583; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Mar 2006; Published: 28 Mar 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
This is excellent.
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Rodney and Carson take a vacation. Aliens make them do sex.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4700; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Apr 2006; Published: 26 Apr 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
OMG you have to write the sequel!
Hehe, this was awesome, but I want more!
Chapter 1: Complete

Summary: Carson's eyes stared at the wall, unmoving, lifeless like the doll's.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Zelenka
Characters: Carson Beckett, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1307; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Apr 2006; Published: 28 Apr 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
06 Apr 2008
Oh my, that's beautiful and horrible, I absolutely love it.
Chapter 1: Doll's eyes
A Friend in Need by Mice [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Peter sees what Hoff has done to Carson Beckett.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4291; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 May 2006; Published: 10 May 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
15 Mar 2008
HOT!!! 8D Sweet too, they're good for each-other.

Author's Response: I always did like Peter a lot. I was sad when they offed him, poor woobie.
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: "What do you mean, what am I doing... in the buff and in Carson's room... what are YOU doing here?"

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1024; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 May 2006; Published: 25 May 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Absolutely marvy! Man, that would be one awkward situation. :P
Chapter 1: 1/1
Silence by ElvenWolf [PG-13]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Nobody knew about Peter and Carson. [Written for Heuradys and Paisleyparadox on LiveJournal.]

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1037; Completed: Yes
Updated: 30 May 2006; Published: 30 May 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
03 Apr 2008
Sad but wonderful. *tears up*
Chapter 1: Silence
Proven Wrong by fififolle [PG-13]
[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Trinity - McKay/Beckett short tag.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1236; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Jun 2006; Published: 02 Jun 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Great piece, Carson is so good for Rodeny. XD

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading. Glad you liked it :) Yes, I agree, he is!
Chapter 1: Complete

Summary: The romantic mis-adventures of Dr. Parrish & Major Lorne. A series of five common romantic cliches, with a dash of Atlantis realism.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Episode Related, First Time, Hurt Comfort, Romance, Series, Vignette
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 16410; Completed: Yes
Updated: 27 Oct 2006; Published: 07 Jun 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Yay! Such a good piece, loved every minute. XD
Chapter 5: The One With the Fight (5/5)

Summary: Six years after Carson left Atlantis, John visits him in Scotland.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4217; Completed: No
Updated: 23 Jun 2006; Published: 23 Jun 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
07 Apr 2008
I know this request is a bit belated, but more? please? pretty please with a cheery on top? it's excellent!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: Rodney's lab went boom.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 656; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jun 2006; Published: 24 Jun 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
07 Apr 2008
Oh man, this is awesome. XD I love that word, have for a long time, yay! *goes to happy place and does a little dance*
Chapter 1: complete

Summary: Sometimes Rodney just doesn't have to say anything and sometimes he doesn't get the chance, Rodney/Carson, Drabble and a half

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 202; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Jul 2006; Published: 20 Jul 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
That is cute beyond reasonable belief!
And it's weirdly like a lot of my friends and i...
Chapter 1: Fragmentary 1/1

Summary: John just looked at the other man, who in the cramped small-town tavern stuck out like a sore thumb with his black robe and pointy hat, and raised one of his brows. Rodney rolled his eyes. "Rodney McKay. Do I get your name, or would that obliterate the baffling veil of mystery you shroud yourself in?"
SGA/Discworld crossover. Yes, you've read that right. Includes completely unimportant character death.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8406; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jul 2009; Published: 25 Jul 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
27 Feb 2008
Oh my god this is amazing! It's two of my favourite things put together, I absolutely love it!

Author's Response: Thank you very much! :D
Chapter 2: Flying High
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
07 Jul 2009
Another brilliant chapter. This is most definitely my favourite crossover, and it's one I never would have thought to cross myself. Well done once again!

Author's Response: Thank you very much!
Chapter 3: Low Probability

Summary: Caught in a snowstorm with Lorne, Rodney learns more than he bargained for. (McShep and Porne)

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Friendship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4401; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Aug 2006; Published: 23 Aug 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Marvy marvy marvy. Really great fic, well written and everything. XD
P.S. lurve your pen ame!
Chapter 1: 1/1