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Penname: go suck on a lemon [Contact]
Real name: Maximus Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
Membership status: Member
Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Reviews by go suck on a lemon

Summary: Botanists, Radek thinks muzzily, throw the best parties.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Zelenka/other
Characters: Other, Radek Zelenka
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 10462; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Aug 2006; Published: 28 Aug 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
02 Apr 2008
OMG, love this! seriously great piece, and the Princess Brideness is awesome!
Chapter 1: 1

Summary: Written for sga_flashfic's Mission Report challenge. First official appearance of Imaginary Gate Team 5! Not everyone is good at paperwork.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Imaginary Gate Team 5

Word count: 285; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Sep 2006; Published: 19 Sep 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Aug 2008
lmfao, omg, that's brilliant!!!!

Author's Response: Glad you liked it! ^_^
Chapter 1: (one-shot)

Summary: Just because you have had your dominant hand injured does not mean you let the rest of your team draw straws about who gets to do the mission report. It gives John headaches. (Imaginary Gate Team 5 strikes again! And once again, they would like to point out this is all Rodney's fault because if he wasn't setting such a bad example for the other geeks Steven wouldn't be so determined to find a working ZPM and outdo him, just to see the look on his face. Which would be priceless, but is not worth getting eaten for. *nod*)

Categories: General
Characters: Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humour, Graphic Novel
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Imaginary Gate Team 5

Word count: 56; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Sep 2006; Published: 19 Sep 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Aug 2008
Absolutely bloody brilliant!

Author's Response: *grin* I\'m glad you liked it! ^_^
Chapter 1: Baamageddon

Summary: Rodney shifted miserably in his chair, his shoulders hunched and one elbow pressed uncomfortably against the wall.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Movie night

Word count: 412; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Oct 2008; Published: 21 Sep 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Oct 2008
Mother of god. I don't really know what to say, lol. Loved it, laughed my ass off, crackfic rules!

Author's Response: LOL Thank you! :-)
Chapter 1: 1/1
Midnight Blue by Mice [PG-13]
[Reviews - 4]

Summary: What did Carson really intend to say? Spoilers: The Return part 1

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1037; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Oct 2006; Published: 01 Oct 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Friendy, lovey awesomeness, yay!
Smutty sequel perhaps?

Author's Response: A sequel for this one is a possibility. I\'ll have to give it some thought. Obviously they need to move it on from there...
Chapter 1: n/a

Summary: Carson and Rodney, sitting in a Starbucks, s-i-p-p-i-n-g...

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 482; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Oct 2006; Published: 05 Oct 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
It's fate! Yay!
And cliched flirting, where would the world be without it? probably spinning madly off kilter into the surface of the sun or something equally awful... sorry, slightly off topic there.
Good piece, nice new take on their meeting. XD
Chapter 1: The Stranger In Front Of Him

Summary: A collection of drabbles and flashfic about Imaginary Gate Team 5. Some silly, some serious, some rather melancholy, and some down right dark, so keep an eye on the chapter descriptions! ^_^;; The drabbles have no thread or underlying theme other than they are about GT5 and I figured it was time to start grouping drabbles by 'verse. ^_^

Categories: General
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Character Study, Drabble
Warnings: None
Chapters: 20 [Table of Contents]
Series: Imaginary Gate Team 5

Word count: 3112; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Aug 2008; Published: 17 Oct 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Aug 2008
You're a freakin' genius. XD

Author's Response: *grin* I\'m so glad you like it/them! ^_^ GT5 is so much fun to play with, and it\'s a little scary putting things out there that are based on OCs. ^_~;;
Chapter 20: The Aliens Made Them Do It! (sorta)
Pods by Mice [R]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: The aliens did it.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 14217; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Oct 2006; Published: 31 Oct 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Alien tentacle babies, oh noes!!!!!
That's really freaky actually, I am so gonna have nightmares about that. *shudder*
Really great piece, they are once again, so very sweet together, and excellent writing.

Author's Response: mooohahahahaha! Ebol TentacleBabies! Glad I could give you a shudder. :D
Chapter 1: Part 1 of 1

Summary: When Elizabeth drags him to a concert, Radek is in for a few surprises. (AU, McKay/Zelenka, Sheppard/Weir, Ronon/Teyla)

Updated: 05 Nov 2007; Published: 04 Dec 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
11 Mar 2008
Yay! This is excellent, can't wait for more!
Chapter 2: The next time you listen to Borodin

Summary: John Winchester has no illusions about his family. That's why he's never told the boys where they came from. (Stargate Atlantis/Supernatural crossover)

Categories: Crossovers > General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Character Study, Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2029; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Dec 2006; Published: 11 Dec 2006
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
29 Apr 2009
That is absolutely, heart-wrenchingly awesome.
Chapter 1: Hey Little Sister

Summary: Evan Lorne/David Parrish. Post-Coup D'etat. Parrish has a roommate who can't tolerate plants

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Angst, Challenge, Character Study, Episode Related, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3960; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jan 2007; Published: 06 Jan 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
Very sweet, love it!

Author's Response: Thanks!
Chapter 1: Androdioecious
Lab 7 by Alia [PG]
[Reviews - 13]

Summary: While Rodney's away, some of his staff get into some trouble in the lab.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3536; Completed: No
Updated: 14 Feb 2009; Published: 12 Jan 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2009
Idiots. Radek is the shit, did they really think they'd beat him out? *sigh* Loverly fic, keep it coming!
Chapter 2: Chapter 2
[Reviews - 3]

Summary: He couldn't help it, thinking of what a ridiculous sight the three of them must make, and he began to laugh. Radek stopped trying to wriggle from under him as he started to laugh, deep, full whoops of unrestrained hilarity. On the floor, John's head pressed against one of Carson's thighs, his shoulders shaking with nearly silent laughter, as if he couldn't get air enough to make more noise.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1017; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Jan 2007; Published: 15 Jan 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
28 Jan 2009
loverly hot fic, but the song will now be stuck in my head forever. *le sigh*
Chapter 1: Red, Red Wine

Summary: Zelenka and Sheppard find out that they have someone in common who is a recent addition to Atlantis. Her name is Sarah.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Zelenka/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Original Character, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 66665; Completed: No
Updated: 15 Feb 2009; Published: 26 Jan 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Nov 2008
Really liking this, Zelenka is my hero!
Chapter 4: Life's Uncertain Moments
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
17 Feb 2009
Coolio, very neat what happened with her. XD
Chapter 5: Family Matters
How We Operate by Dianann [NC-17]
[Reviews - 13]

Summary: Aliens made them all do it. OT4 fic.
"Hours?" Oh, God, John couldn't do this, even if Rodney was making noises no man should make, and Ronon's hands were under the table, and John was not seeing this, he was not--

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > All Varieties
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Team
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6013; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Jun 2007; Published: 19 Feb 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
09 Mar 2008
HOT! *drools as brain leaks out ears* Wow, that's awesome!
Chapter 1: 1/1

Summary: "It's not like there are security cameras in here anyway, Carson."

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2283; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Mar 2007; Published: 17 Mar 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
Yummy. XD They're so great together, and you write them really well. Transporter malfunctions are so convenient. :P
Chapter 1: 1

Summary: When a motivated blonde attempts to gain Nick's affection Calvin moves in to nip it in the bud. (Lorne/Kavanagh)

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other
Characters: Major Lorne, Other
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1392; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Mar 2007; Published: 17 Mar 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Mar 2008
I'd attack Lorne. Hell, who wouldn't attack Lorne? :P OMG, it's a world of Mary Sue's!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: When Mary Sue's Attack
Foul Pleasure by James [NC-17]
[Reviews - 15]

Summary: The first clue they had that something was amiss was when they walked through the gate into the Atlantis control room and Ronon ran up the short ramp and stabbed John in the leg.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7659; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Mar 2007; Published: 26 Mar 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
16 Feb 2008
I love this!!!!
How the heck did you manage to come up with this, seriously it's brilliant!
Chapter 1: Foul Pleasure

Summary: Lorne flusters Rodney with an odd turn of phrase.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/McKay
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1583; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Apr 2007; Published: 11 Apr 2007
Reviewer: go suck on a lemon (Signed)
15 Mar 2008
Awwwwwww, they's so cute!

Author's Response: Thanks!
Chapter 1: Can't Rush a Miracle