Penname: go suck on a lemon [
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Real name: Maximus
Member Since: 13 Feb 2008
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Hello!
All my fanfics so far have been on fanfiction.net, and I habven't done any SGA, but I'm getting there, I swear! The plot bunnies are hopping about in their cages trying to escape, I think they might pop out any day now.
I read a LOT and I review as much as I can, but if I happen to forget on your story then I am very sorry.
Fave pairings are Beckett/McKay and Sheppard/Weir, though really I'll read just about anything.
Much love!
Summary: Botanists, Radek thinks muzzily, throw the best parties.
Updated: 28 Aug 2006; Published: 28 Aug 2006
OMG, love this! seriously great piece, and the Princess Brideness is awesome!
Summary: Written for sga_flashfic's Mission Report challenge. First official appearance of Imaginary Gate Team 5!
Not everyone is good at paperwork.
Updated: 19 Sep 2006; Published: 19 Sep 2006
lmfao, omg, that's brilliant!!!!
Author's Response: Glad you liked it! ^_^
Summary: Just because you have had your dominant hand injured does not mean you let the rest of your team draw straws about who gets to do the mission report. It gives John headaches.
(Imaginary Gate Team 5 strikes again! And once again, they would like to point out this is all Rodney's fault because if he wasn't setting such a bad example for the other geeks Steven wouldn't be so determined to find a working ZPM and outdo him, just to see the look on his face. Which
would be priceless, but is not worth getting eaten for. *nod*)
Updated: 19 Sep 2006; Published: 19 Sep 2006
Absolutely bloody brilliant!
Author's Response: *grin* I\'m glad you liked it! ^_^
Summary: Rodney shifted miserably in his chair, his shoulders hunched and one elbow pressed uncomfortably against the wall.
Updated: 15 Oct 2008; Published: 21 Sep 2006
Mother of god. I don't really know what to say, lol. Loved it, laughed my ass off, crackfic rules!
Author's Response: LOL Thank you! :-)
Summary: What did Carson really intend to say? Spoilers: The Return part 1
Updated: 01 Oct 2006; Published: 01 Oct 2006
Friendy, lovey awesomeness, yay!
Smutty sequel perhaps?
Author's Response: A sequel for this one is a possibility. I\'ll have to give it some thought. Obviously they need to move it on from there...
Summary: Carson and Rodney, sitting in a Starbucks, s-i-p-p-i-n-g...
Updated: 05 Oct 2006; Published: 05 Oct 2006
It's fate! Yay!
And cliched flirting, where would the world be without it? probably spinning madly off kilter into the surface of the sun or something equally awful... sorry, slightly off topic there.
Good piece, nice new take on their meeting. XD
Chapter 1: The Stranger In Front Of Him
Summary: A collection of drabbles and flashfic about Imaginary Gate Team 5. Some silly, some serious, some rather melancholy, and some down right dark, so keep an eye on the chapter descriptions! ^_^;; The drabbles have no thread or underlying theme other than they are about GT5 and I figured it was time to start grouping drabbles by 'verse. ^_^
Updated: 12 Aug 2008; Published: 17 Oct 2006
You're a freakin' genius. XD
Author's Response: *grin* I\'m so glad you like it/them! ^_^ GT5 is so much fun to play with, and it\'s a little scary putting things out there that are based on OCs. ^_~;;
Chapter 20: The Aliens Made Them Do It! (sorta)
Summary: The aliens did it.
Updated: 31 Oct 2006; Published: 31 Oct 2006
Alien tentacle babies, oh noes!!!!!
That's really freaky actually, I am so gonna have nightmares about that. *shudder*
Really great piece, they are once again, so very sweet together, and excellent writing.
Author's Response: mooohahahahaha! Ebol TentacleBabies! Glad I could give you a shudder. :D
Summary: When Elizabeth drags him to a concert, Radek is in for a few surprises. (AU, McKay/Zelenka, Sheppard/Weir, Ronon/Teyla)
Categories:
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Zelenka,
Bitextual,
Ship Pairings >
Ronon Dex/Teyla Emmagan,
Ship Pairings >
Sheppard/Weir
Characters:
Elizabeth Weir,
John Sheppard,
Other,
Radek Zelenka,
Rodney McKay,
Ronon Dex,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe,
First TimeWarnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [
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Series: None
Word count: 5942; Completed: No
Updated: 05 Nov 2007; Published: 04 Dec 2006
Yay! This is excellent, can't wait for more!
Chapter 2: The next time you listen to Borodin
Summary: John Winchester has no illusions about his family. That's why he's never told the boys where they came from. (Stargate Atlantis/Supernatural crossover)
Updated: 12 Dec 2006; Published: 11 Dec 2006
That is absolutely, heart-wrenchingly awesome.
Chapter 1: Hey Little Sister
Summary: Evan Lorne/David Parrish. Post-Coup D'etat. Parrish has a roommate who can't tolerate plants
Updated: 06 Jan 2007; Published: 06 Jan 2007
Very sweet, love it!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Chapter 1: Androdioecious
Summary: While Rodney's away, some of his staff get into some trouble in the lab.
Updated: 14 Feb 2009; Published: 12 Jan 2007
Idiots. Radek is the shit, did they really think they'd beat him out? *sigh* Loverly fic, keep it coming!
Summary: He couldn't help it, thinking of what a ridiculous sight the three of them must make, and he began to laugh. Radek stopped trying to wriggle from under him as he started to laugh, deep, full whoops of unrestrained hilarity. On the floor, John's head pressed against one of Carson's thighs, his shoulders shaking with nearly silent laughter, as if he couldn't get air enough to make more noise.
Updated: 15 Jan 2007; Published: 15 Jan 2007
loverly hot fic, but the song will now be stuck in my head forever. *le sigh*
Summary: Zelenka and Sheppard find out that they have someone in common who is a recent addition to Atlantis. Her name is Sarah.
Updated: 15 Feb 2009; Published: 26 Jan 2007
Really liking this, Zelenka is my hero!
Chapter 4: Life's Uncertain Moments
Coolio, very neat what happened with her. XD
Chapter 5: Family Matters
Summary: Aliens made them all do it. OT4 fic.
"Hours?" Oh, God, John couldn't do this, even if Rodney was making noises no man should make, and Ronon's hands were under the table, and John was not seeing this, he was not--
Updated: 14 Jun 2007; Published: 19 Feb 2007
HOT! *drools as brain leaks out ears* Wow, that's awesome!
Summary: "It's not like there are security cameras in here anyway, Carson."
Updated: 17 Mar 2007; Published: 17 Mar 2007
Yummy. XD They're so great together, and you write them really well. Transporter malfunctions are so convenient. :P
Summary: When a motivated blonde attempts to gain Nick's affection Calvin moves in to nip it in the bud. (Lorne/Kavanagh)
Updated: 19 Mar 2007; Published: 17 Mar 2007
I'd attack Lorne. Hell, who wouldn't attack Lorne? :P OMG, it's a world of Mary Sue's!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: When Mary Sue's Attack
Summary: The first clue they had that something was amiss was when they walked through the gate into the Atlantis control room and Ronon ran up the short ramp and stabbed John in the leg.
Updated: 26 Mar 2007; Published: 26 Mar 2007
I love this!!!!
How the heck did you manage to come up with this, seriously it's brilliant!
Summary: Lorne flusters Rodney with an odd turn of phrase.
Updated: 11 Apr 2007; Published: 11 Apr 2007
Awwwwwww, they's so cute!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Chapter 1: Can't Rush a Miracle