Penname: parmakai66 [
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Real name: Kathleen
Member Since: 03 Jan 2009
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Summary: Not to brag, but he'd never fit in there.
First time sex.
Updated: 13 Feb 2008; Published: 13 Feb 2008
I was trolling around looking for something to put a smile on my face and found this little gem!!! OMG ... I was completely laughing at the whole "I don't know what I was doing" first sex thing!! Rodney smelling his fingers was hilarious ... GREAT Story!!
Author's Response: Hee, thank you! I\'m glad I could make you smile. :>
Summary: They don't always get along. A series of episode tags and asides that show how they figure it all out.
Updated: 16 Mar 2009; Published: 22 Jan 2009
I love this story ... I read the whole thing .. I laughed I cried and I wondered if they ever were really going to go it. I was cheering for them to do it ... so I hope you aren't done yet. It's refreshing to read something different than McShep.
Author's Response: Not done yet! Feels like it will never end...but I\'ve still got 8 more episodes left to write, but then I run out of season 5. I\'m so glad you liked it!
Summary: "Elizabeth, that's really not the point here."
Updated: 05 Feb 2009; Published: 05 Feb 2009
Summary: John wonders about Mr. Woolsey sometimes.
Updated: 08 Feb 2009; Published: 06 Feb 2009
just a thought? what a tease!
Summary: the title pretty much covers it. no spoilers.
Updated: 09 Feb 2009; Published: 09 Feb 2009
Sweet ... "take out your earpiece" hmmph. makes you wonder what everyone else heard.
I loved this ... talk about haltus-interuptus!!
Chapter 1: 4+1 Times J&E Make Out
Summary: Leaving Las Vegas on a whim and a prayer?
Updated: 25 Feb 2009; Published: 25 Feb 2009
When I first watched Vegas I thought McKay had called John's orientation out with that little rant about the "friend" he tried to save ... because the washing machine was on and I thought he said you were involved with him... then when I rewatched it I realized that yet again the SGA writers had no balls and went for the politically correct response. I like your version better! Yipee
Summary: Lorne was royally screwed. Not because he had just found out that his commander has a thing for him and he didn't return his feelings, it was because he did. The only thing that stood in the way was Lorne's integrity, and he wasn't sure he was such an honorable man.
Categories:
Slash Pairings >
Lorne/Sheppard
Characters:
Daniel Jackson,
Jennifer Keller,
John Sheppard,
Major Lorne,
Other,
Radek Zelenka,
Rodney McKay,
Ronon Dex,
Samantha Carter,
Steven Caldwell,
Teal'c,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure,
Drama,
First Time,
RomanceWarnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 10 [
Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 69432; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Aug 2009; Published: 20 Jun 2009
I started reading this on fanfic dot net, but had to switch over because Lorne/Sheppard is one of my fav match ups. (okay - almost anything Sheppard is okay with me, except Zelenka & for some odd reason Weir). Anyway, I'm all about the NC-17. So bring it on!! And whew! You totally reminded me how much I love foot massages!!
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you\'re enjoying yourself. And yes, the NC-17 will be here shortly :) Wait for it soon.
oooo, come on already. What a tease!!
Author's Response: I\'m sorry (not really) :) But between the two of us, since when is there a dull moment in Atlantis? Or since when is there a moment uninterrupted just when you need it the most? :)
I love this story ... but just one tiny nitpik ... there's no way Lorne could jump headfirst into the water. I think you captured the pain he would have felt pretty good, but at that height, he would have surely broken his neck. The coast guard jumps from their helos at 15-20 feet, feet first. I know its scifi ...
Author's Response: The thing was, I didn\'t have any other reference point about water jumps. I don\'t know how it sounded like, but I really don\'t have the first clue about diving or swimming. My only thought was that there were crazy people who jumped into water from really high cliffs and miraculously stayed alive, but I never could remember their names or the places they were at. I\'ll go work on that in a few days, and really thanks for the comment! :)
great ending!! Loved the hot sex! Caldwell giving Lorne ice chips cracked me up. Can't wait for your next story
Author's Response: Thank you! ;) And yeah, I have a special liking for Caldwell too...
Summary: Lorne doesn't follow orders because he
has to... Warnings for very mild BDSM themes
Updated: 26 Jun 2009; Published: 26 Jun 2009
yum .... great story! Loved the backing up to the bed part.
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: Imagine, if you will, Rodney McKay naked.
Updated: 08 Jul 2009; Published: 08 Jul 2009
Summary: Evan Lorne may be having a hard time dealing with having to move back to Earth, but he could not even imagine what Colonel Sheppard was going through. Part of him wanted to help, though, and with Cam's help he thought he could make a difference. Contains spoilers for "The Return" part 1!
Updated: 04 Aug 2009; Published: 02 Aug 2009
yeow!! Hot, hot, hot!! Three of my fav guys all in one story!
Author's Response: Hahaha, they do go quite well together, don\'t they? I <3 my flyboys.
Summary: When Evan leaves John alone to go on a long mission, John gets a bit restless, so he comes with a plan to have some fun and do Evan a favor along the way.
Updated: 16 Aug 2009; Published: 14 Aug 2009
I love that John called him dork!!! Classic freak speak!! That's what my guy and I call each other. In fact he says it so much, I think he can't remember my real name. I love it though!!
Author's Response: Hahahaha...I hope he actually does remember your name! XD But, I can kind of see them interacting like that outside of the office (well, in this case since they\'re a bit closer than most COs and XOs are normally). And, let\'s face it, Lorne was being kinda dorky. =)
Summary: "Shouldn't be so complicated/ Just touch me and then/ Just touch me again" --
Bent, Matchbox20
Updated: 18 Aug 2009; Published: 18 Aug 2009
Yeow!!! I picked up on this at the library when I was taking a quick stufy break and then had to read it five times. Thank god no one is sitting too close, cuz they would definitely see me blush!!!
Author's Response: lol! Not a safe place to be reading certain types of fic. *g*\r\n\r\nThank you so much! I\'m glad you enjoyed it. :D
Chapter 1: Not So Complicated
Summary: The present was yesterday.
Categories:
Ship Pairings >
Keller/McKay,
Ship Pairings >
Ronon Dex/Other,
Slash Pairings >
McKay/Sheppard
Characters:
John Sheppard,
Rodney McKay,
Ronon Dex,
Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Character Study,
Drama,
Episode Related,
First Time,
Humour,
RomanceWarnings: None
Chapters: 1 [
Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 11624; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Oct 2009; Published: 15 Oct 2009
yeowiza!!! YUM ....
Author's Response: Quite what I\'d hoped to elicit. ;) Thanks!
Summary: And if he knew one thing for sure, he knew that those pants were evil. In a mere 8 seconds they had caused more havoc then the time Parrish and Lorne had brought home that sample of what they had come to semi-affectionately name: "Sexton: The sex plant."
Updated: 09 Dec 2009; Published: 22 Oct 2009
Summary: Cam worries every time Atlantis dials in unexpectedly. This time he has cause.
Updated: 09 Nov 2009; Published: 09 Nov 2009
God, great story ... made me cry.
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! I\'m glad it worked for you.
Summary: A random meeting with Det. Sheppard in a bar. This is an extended version of a more PG story I have recently put up.
Updated: 02 Dec 2009; Published: 13 Nov 2009
yum!! So nasty and hmmmm all at the same time.
Author's Response: Thankyou kind of what I was thinking so I\'m glad it came across. I wasn\'t so sure
Chapter 1: Dark and Dingy