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Penname: Formaldehyde [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 14 Feb 2010
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Reviews by Formaldehyde

Summary: Sometimes, when Teyla's jumping him in the indoor arena, he can hear Rodney telling off the other show horses in the paddock on the other side from John's, commenting on how poorly they held themselves or how he can't believe that they're actually permitted to pass on their genes when they're all – obviously – incompetent idiots.
SLIGHT McShep pairing mentioned, but only actually there if you want it to be. Could be considered crack!fic.

Categories: General, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2957; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Feb 2009; Published: 14 Feb 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
15 Mar 2010
*vbg* This is so cool. They make good horses. And Ronon's 'your horses are gay' was too funny. Great work.
Chapter 1: Greener Pastures
Blessed by Mithreon [NC-17]
[Reviews - 15]

Summary: John never interrupts Rodney's lesson. AU sequel to When push comes to shove

Warnings aka Read at your own risk: There are very many sick things – incredibly sick things – in this story. I assure you, this *will* squick. Just assume it will be way too much for you and you'll be on the safe side.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Other
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Series
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove

Word count: 7490; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Feb 2009; Published: 17 Feb 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
14 May 2010
This is actually rather sick, and I'm not sure I want to know what brought that on...

That said, it is magnificent work. The feelings are so very real and the emotion runs deep. I am often taken by a mood that prompts me to write things like this, but never could I write something of this caliber. I salute you.

Author's Response: Thank you. I think:-) Actually, I don\'t remember what brought this on. Occasionally my mind is a very strange place. It scares even me.
Chapter 1: Blessed

Summary: "I don't know if this matters, but wherever he's from, they had no intention of making him human."

Updated: 19 Feb 2009; Published: 19 Feb 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
24 Mar 2010
Yet another amazing installment. Probably my favorite of all of them. So powerful. I read it over like three days and was constantly late to everything because I was like 'just a few more minutes!'

This story gripped me like nothing else ever has. My emotions went crazy and everyone around me noticed that. How could I tell them that I was being held in thrall by a fanfic?

I cannot tell you enough how amazing you are and how amazing this 'verse is. It makes me wish that this was how the show had gone down. Thank you so, so much.
Chapter 1: One of One

Summary: Woolsey likes having nice things. Woolsey/John.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Other
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 331; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Mar 2009; Published: 03 Mar 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
19 Apr 2010
Guh... I'll review when I get my breath back. Amazing, once again.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Anatsuno wanted "the story where Rodney's the Librarian from Discworld. going Ook! :D"

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1079; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Jul 2009; Published: 08 Jul 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
24 Apr 2010
This is freaking awesome. I'm new to Discworld, but this is amazing and from what I've seen, totally in style. You rock!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Born on a Morning by Leah [PG-13]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: "I created that virus, Sheppard! Just like I reprogrammed the incubator! And both times I fucked up beyond all redemption and other people suffered for it! Are suffering for it! And I can't fix it. I don't know how. I can't."

Updated: 13 Jul 2009; Published: 13 Jul 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
27 Mar 2010
There are no words for how much I love this; a thing cannot get more perfect. Thank you ever so much. By the way, has anyone ever sketched Cordy or Lindsey? Because I'd love to see it. Coop too, though not quite as much.
Chapter 1: One of One

Summary: Sometimes Rodney McKay finds himself in situations that make him doubt his own genius.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 22921; Completed: No
Updated: 23 Feb 2013; Published: 28 Jul 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
I think my computer melted... I'll review when it recovers from the heat! Excellent work. Rodney, in eyeliner? *dies*

Author's Response: Thankyou so much! And Rodney was just born to wear eyeliner!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Pet by Kitten [NC-17]
[Reviews - 7]

Summary: Teyla enslaved! Dark spinoff of the seemingly defunct Watcherverse (*personal fav) in which Teyla is not spared Rodney's hand. Piercing, bondage, noncon and other seeming unsavory fare!

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes, Non-consensual
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8227; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Mar 2010; Published: 12 Aug 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
02 Mar 2010
Oh, for more of this....
Chapter 1: Pet

Summary: Jeannie was going to have to rethink the 'two grown men can manage one little girl for three or four hours' hypothesis. Set in the Screen Savor 'verse.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 1115; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Sep 2009; Published: 05 Sep 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
Excellent story and very clever title! I can so see this actually happening. Love it.

Author's Response: I can rarely resist a pun. :-) Glad you liked it and thanks!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Honestly, it's about a fern. Sheppard/Woolsey.

Updated: 16 Sep 2009; Published: 12 Sep 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
19 Apr 2010
Oh, I just love this. It cracks me up, especially John's whole did NOT choke when I did NOT jump denial. Now I can't look at Woolsey without giggling... Great stuff.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Daniel buys a calculator. His name is John. Slave AU; Daniel/John, implied Jack/Sam.

Categories: Crossovers > Ship Pairings, Crossovers > Slash Pairings
Characters: Daniel Jackson, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1485; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Sep 2009; Published: 12 Sep 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
02 Mar 2010
That's what I'm talking about. I gotta get me one of these... Thank you!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: There just didn't seem to be as much sex on Atlantis as Radek had expected there would be.

Updated: 22 Oct 2009; Published: 16 Oct 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
My poor, clueless Radek. I love this fic, nice job!

Author's Response: Thanyou! Radek is a sweetie!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: "That's funny. I always thought not wearing any clothes meant you were nude."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 1500; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Oct 2009; Published: 18 Oct 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
"You're harshing my mellow, dude, and now I'm hungry."

Had me in stitches! I love photographer Rodney and he and John are so sweet together. You do good work.

Author's Response: Had to mix in a little fun - glad you liked it! Thanks!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Tart by geekgirl [G]
[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Missing scene for the episode The Pegasus Project. Why did John give Cameron that lemon? Slightly AU to suit my purposes lol. Hints of McShep if you squint. I suppose this could count as a crossover.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drabble, Episode Related, Pre-slash, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 653; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Nov 2009; Published: 06 Nov 2009
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
05 Mar 2010
Sweet work, much love for this fic is here. Is there a sequel? Because I so want to see Rodney's revenge.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: John tells a story about two men, a chair, and an orange fleece jacket. Set in the Screen Savor 'verse, but may be read as standalone.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 2262; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Jan 2010; Published: 10 Jan 2010
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
That picture is gold. As is the story that goes with it. This is so sweet and personal and I just can't get enough. The two of them are great together, especially when you write them. Great great great work.

Author's Response: Thanks - this was one time the picture preceded the story and I\'m glad I was able to capture it. Thanks!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Cash Out by kimberlite [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: You wanna cash out and get the hell outta town. Vegas AU. Sheppard/Mitchell, Sheppard/Mitchell/O'Neill, (Mitchell/O'Neill, O'Neill/Jackson)

Updated: 11 Jan 2010; Published: 11 Jan 2010
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
I keep coming back to this one again and again because it is just so good. Wonderful job!

Author's Response: What a lovely compliment! Thank you so much. :)
Chapter 1: Chapter 1 of 1

Summary: *Mild SLASH* Sheppard/Mitchell.

John had so easily accepted McKay, even pursued him. It irked Cam a little because John wouldn't give him the time of day but there he was chasing McKay. For a while Cam had thought John had a crush on the other man. But now he was pretty sure that wasn't the case. Plus, Daniel had said there was nothing going on there and Cam believed him, for the most part.

The thing about John that made Cam wonder the most--he was pretty emotionless. Cam had seen maybe, maybe two smiles grace his lips. He'd never seen John laugh. He'd never seen John get angry. He'd really never seen John as anything other than perfectly restrained. To most he probably appeared laid-back and easy-going. To Cam he seemed permanently broken.

Updated: 19 Jan 2010; Published: 19 Jan 2010
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
12 Apr 2010
Awww... I really can't say more than that, but you can say a whole lot with a noise. But since you can't hear me, I suppose I'll have to elaborate.

Oh wow.

That was completely amazing. I loved how you described John's relationships; from the bastards who hurt him to the men that love him. What a fantastic story and a great start to my day. I can't wait to read the others.

Author's Response: Thank you. *blush* I\'m glad you liked it so much. =) Cheers, Ace
Chapter 1: Sing To Me

Summary: Sequel to Sing To Me--*Mild SLASH* Sheppard/Mitchell.

He had waited on introducing John to his mom because Cam knew his mom could be a little... overwhelming. She was a wonderful lady but sometimes a little strict and too honest and just a bit brazen. Exactly the kind of person who would make John nervous. Cam hadn't explained about John's past to his mom, he kept the promise he'd made to General Mason and hadn't told anybody. Therefore Cam's mom only knew some of the pieces to the puzzle that was John Mason.

Cam was very afraid that his mom wouldn't like John. To most John probably seemed cold and unfeeling. He wasn't very affectionate and when he wasn't on duty, John didn't speak very loudly. She would be there for such a short time that Cam didn't think it was long enough for her to accurately gauge the depth of John's feelings for Cam. Cam wasn't sure he'd accurately gauged the depth of John's feelings.

Updated: 31 Jan 2010; Published: 31 Jan 2010
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
12 Apr 2010
The sequel may have just surpassed the first story. Another amazing, amazing work. I don't cry over anything but man, this got me pretty dang close. Thank you!

Author's Response: Heh, thank you. Glad I didn\'t make you cry. (No, really.) =) I hate when I cry over things. I\'m glad you enjoyed it. Cheers, Ace
Chapter 1: The Only One

Summary: Hide and Seek tag.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Episode Related
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 443; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Feb 2010; Published: 11 Feb 2010
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
This so happened off screen, I just know it. Great job, you really captured their personalities.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Thirty-Eight Minutes tag.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Friendship, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1075; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Feb 2010; Published: 11 Feb 2010
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
Best 38M tag I've ever read. Great work, I really enjoyed it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1