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Sex on the Brain by HYPERFocused [R]
Summary: Everyone wants John. No, really. Written for 60_minute_fics fandom frenzy prompt, which was a contest to referemce as many other fandoms in a fic as one could. I have 27 fandoms, taken mostly from the list at Ship_Manifesto. Needless to say, this is utter crack.
Categories: Bitextual
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 796; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Challenge, Established Relationship, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 796; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Jan 2007; Published: 03 Jan 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
15 Mar 2010
Wow, great work. Not many people coulda pulled that off.
Chapter 1: n/a
Back in the Saddle by DeniseV [R]
Summary: Rodney's still recovering after the events of Grace Under Pressure, but he's definitely interested in getting back in the saddle again. Possible spoilers thru GUP.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2665; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2665; Completed: Yes
Updated: 25 Jan 2007; Published: 23 Jan 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
01 Mar 2010
Those two are so goofy! Great work, you write John extremely well, McKay even more so. I really enjoyed it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1 of 1
The Eternally Unnamed by lavvyan [PG-13]
Summary: "Ketchup and peas don't go together." Pure crack.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 717; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 717; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jan 2007; Published: 24 Jan 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
15 Mar 2010
My shouts of laughter woke my cat up. Seriously, this is genius. Great job!!! :D *am now itching to be drowned in that ketchup...*
Chapter 1: 1. Coming in Hot
Summary: Two men, two songs, one shower. Pure, dorky, Sunday shmoop.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1034; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 1034; Completed: Yes
Updated: 28 Jan 2007; Published: 27 Jan 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
14 Mar 2010
*vbg* This is too awesome! Fantastic work! I love this so much!
Chapter 1: 1/1
The Other Side of the Year by Dianann [PG-13]
Summary: A midnight Jumper ride on New Year's Eve. Set directly after Grace Under Pressure. Can be read as a sort of sequel to my story, Guardian, if you squint. Guardian doesn't need to be read to read this fic, though.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2859; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2859; Completed: Yes
Updated: 14 Jun 2007; Published: 27 Jan 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
01 Mar 2010
Love love love this. Practically perfect in every way. Excellent tag. I could reference several favorite parts, but I'll leave it alone. Thanks so much!
Chapter 1: 1/1
Same Thing He Does Every Night by chelle [NC-17]
Summary: Written for the porn battle. The prompt was John, alone. References to "McKay and Mrs. Miller."
Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 795; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 795; Completed: Yes
Updated: 10 Feb 2007; Published: 10 Feb 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
16 Feb 2010
No, John, because good just isn't as much fun. This is one of my favorite fics. Great work.
Chapter 1: Same Thing
Atlantis High by Major_Whump [PG-13]
Summary: Two important things you learned when you first came to Atlantis High were: 1. Stay away from Kolya; and 2. Rodney McKay belongs to John Sheppard.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Romance, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 518; Completed: Yes
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Romance, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 518; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2007; Published: 17 Feb 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
10 Mar 2010
Wow, excellent! Do want more! Please? With a ZedPM on top? :)
Chapter 1: Chapter One
The Stripper Fic by Crownglass39 [NC-17]
Summary: John always wondered how Rodney put himself through college. In his wildest dreams he hadn't imagined this.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Stripper Fic
Word count: 10653; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Stripper Fic
Word count: 10653; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Apr 2007; Published: 24 Feb 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
24 Aug 2010
*flails incoherently* That was completely amazing. You have the best ideas, excellent work!!
Chapter 1: Catch 22
The Slave Trade by Punk [PG]
Summary: Sheppard's gone and gotten himself enslaved again.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2292; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 2292; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Mar 2007; Published: 16 Mar 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
02 Mar 2010
Aww, that is too cute and absolutely hilarious. All of it was good but, um, great parts? Commander-Doctor McKay, Supreme Scottish-Doctor Beckett, Cheerleader-Minion, and Radek's happy Czech noises. I do love me some hands-on Sheppard....Great work!
Author's Response: Thank you! I had a lot of fun making up different titles for everybody and forcing John to cuddle.
Author's Response: Thank you! I had a lot of fun making up different titles for everybody and forcing John to cuddle.
Chapter 1: one
When push comes to shove by Mithreon [NC-17]
Summary: Rodney's not coping.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > McKay/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Series
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick, Non-consensual
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 20959; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Series
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick, Non-consensual
Chapters: 6 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 20959; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 May 2007; Published: 12 May 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
23 May 2010
I walked around all day today swearing at Simmons in my head. Your characters are so real it's scary. Very dark, very creepy, and very good. I salute you. :)
Chapter 1: Part 1
Gaining momentum by Mithreon [NC-17]
Summary: John is catching up. Sequel to "When push comes to shove".
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 9948; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 9948; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 May 2007; Published: 12 May 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
23 May 2010
I like this a lot. It's a growth process, they don't just jump in. Excellent work.
Chapter 1: Part 1
Stumbling forward by Mithreon [NC-17]
Summary: Festering wounds should not be ignored. Sequel to "Gaining momentum".
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 21399; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Original Character, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 21399; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 May 2007; Published: 12 May 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
23 May 2010
I'm echoing cookiemom, this is the best BDSM lifestyle story I've read. Hard to read at times, because it is so realistic. Thank you.
Chapter 1: Part 1
Atlantis by Bluespirit [PG-13]
Summary: Rodney is a college professor & John runs a flying school.
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Austin 'Verse
Word count: 1870; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Austin 'Verse
Word count: 1870; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Jun 2007; Published: 25 May 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
24 Aug 2010
*incoherent sounds of joy* I am so happy about this one. Made my day. Thank you!!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you! *beams*
Author's Response: Oh, thank you! *beams*
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wading through the swamp by Mithreon [NC-17]
Summary: Everything is allowed in politics.
Sequel to Stumbling forward
Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 17204; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Drama, Established Relationship, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: Adult themes, May squick
Chapters: 3 [Table of Contents]
Series: When push comes to shove
Word count: 17204; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 May 2007; Published: 28 May 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
24 May 2010
Awesome. It's about time the politicians got owned without real onscreen action. Fantastic again.
Author's Response: Thank you very much for your comments - I\'m happy you liked the stories!
Author's Response: Thank you very much for your comments - I\'m happy you liked the stories!
Chapter 1: Part 1
Happily Ever After by Khriskin [PG]
Summary: John and Ronon have a slight disagreement...
Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Ronon Dex
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Ronon Dex
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Jun 2007; Published: 02 Jun 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
18 May 2010
But eventually is a long time, I'm sure. Cute, and very true to the boys. :)
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Summary: 'Some times the old ways are best' or 'Overwhelming proof'. Reader's choice. ^_~
Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 395; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 395; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jun 2007; Published: 03 Jun 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
18 May 2010
ROFL! That is so completely awesome!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
We All Fall Down by Khriskin [PG-13]
Summary: or: Why children's songs do not translate well across galaxies.
Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Jun 2007; Published: 03 Jun 2007
Of Love and Lemons by Khriskin [PG-13]
Summary: The price of genius.
Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Characters: Elizabeth Weir
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Jun 2007; Published: 03 Jun 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
18 May 2010
Awww, the decisions people must make. That is completely amazing and I KNOW that that happened in canon, even if we didn't see it.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Strange Colors by Khriskin [PG-13]
Summary: Atlantis has never seen colors... (And yes, it's a quark joke, so sue me ^_~)
Categories: General
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Updated: 06 Jun 2007; Published: 03 Jun 2007
Tendency to Swarm by Khriskin [PG-13]
Summary: What if the Asurans had been less warlike and more parental in their dealings with Atlantis...
Categories: General
Characters: Other
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 189; Completed: Yes
Characters: Other
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None
Word count: 189; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Jun 2007; Published: 03 Jun 2007
Reviewer: Formaldehyde (Signed)
18 May 2010
I like that, it really makes sense. Nice work.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1