Penname: campylobacter [Contact]
Real name: Campy Lobacter Member Since: 25 Apr 2010
Membership status: Member
I'm an equal-opportunity pervert ("multi-shipper") who enjoys the full range of fan fiction, from Gen, het, F/F & M/M slash, & multiples. Although I prefer reading porn, I also love AU, crack, UST, fluff, badfic (unintentional and parody), crossovers, and action-adventure.
AIM: XFcampy
Beta-reader: Yes
Reviews by campylobacter
Ternion by Claire [NC-17]
[Reviews - 20]

Summary: Completely gratuitous Sheppard/McKay/Lorne double penetration fic.

Categories: Threesomes and Moresomes > Strictly slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, First Time, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Ternion

Word count: 858; Completed: Yes
Updated: 26 Aug 2007; Published: 26 Aug 2007
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
05 Jan 2011
Chapter 1: One

Summary: Sheppard never saw her coming. Vala never thought it would be more than a one-night stand. They both got more than they expected. John/Vala

Categories: Crossovers > Ship Pairings, Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Vala Mal Doran
Genres: Angst, Episode Related, First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1807; Completed: Yes
Updated: 22 Feb 2008; Published: 21 Feb 2008
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
27 Apr 2010
Go Vala! I love seeing how characters from one franchise interact with those in another. And Vala is certainly in character here!
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: While in Atlantis, Cameron gets into a conversation with John and Ronon about Vala Maldoran

Updated: 10 Jun 2008; Published: 10 Jun 2008
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
26 Apr 2010
Whoah! This is an unexpected surprise! Daniel/Vala on Wraithbait! I applaud you!

Author's Response: Heh:) Thanks. Daniel/Vala was my OTP for SG-1 and its what really got me writing Stargate Fic. So they tend to trickle into my other fics:)
Chapter 1: That Vala Girl

Summary: The bus arrived in Porks n'Beans, Washington (population 2,904.05) at 8:17.25 PM.

Updated: 25 Apr 2010; Published: 09 Oct 2009
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
25 Apr 2010
Good job with the Gatecrack! Very funny! Thank you for making sure John doesn't sparkle! I'm really having a great time imagining his nostrils flaring as he learns Rodney's scent.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: John Sheppard likes his men like he likes his football: All-American. John/Cam with implied Jack/Daniel and Daniel/Vala.

Categories: Bitextual, Crossovers > Slash Pairings, Slash Pairings > Mitchell/Sheppard
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 532; Completed: Yes
Updated: 31 Jan 2010; Published: 30 Jan 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
29 Apr 2010
I want that security camera footage! :-D GUH. Main point of this delightful little vignette? So many sexy Stargate men, so little time...
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Rodney and John on the pier, having epiphanies.. or something...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Ronon Factor

Word count: 3594; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Apr 2010; Published: 04 Apr 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
06 Jul 2010
This is great! I love the way you've captured their voices. oceania recc'ed this to me, saying "The dialogue in this one is off the hook." I agree.

Author's Response: Oh my god, THANK YOU. That\'s so awesome to hear. At the moment my muse is on sabbatical, but I think I\'m almost ready to write again, and knowing someone liked it enough to recommend it REALLY helps. Thanks again!
Chapter 1: 1 of 1
Consequences by Kimber [NC-17]
[Reviews - 15]

Summary: AU version of post Trinity. Rodney gets sent back to Earth, and can no longer working for SGC and can't work in the Science field per contract constraints. Someone close to Rodney will pay the price when he refuses to work under the radar. John is giving Elizabeth and Jack only a few months to get Rodney back.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 16 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 52499; Completed: No
Updated: 01 May 2012; Published: 25 Apr 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
26 Apr 2010
> He would really hate to be this man's brain,
> but he was going to enjoy blowing this man's mind.

Hell yeah. Just... hell yeah!

Author's Response: Let me add a third, Hell Yeah!. Thanks for the review, it means alot.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Disguised by oceania [NC-17]
[Reviews - 18]

Summary: Clueless!John finally uncovers the truth about his feelings for Rodney.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5022; Completed: Yes
Updated: 18 Jul 2010; Published: 30 Apr 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
04 May 2010
> "You haven't eaten any citrus for 5 years"

OMG that is true love. TRUE love!

> "Undressing my clown..."

Dang, this just makes me all swoony. Shep's such a sweetie to overcome his distaste for clowns on Rodney's behalf.

> "'s been a long time since I was—well, you know—with a fireman."

LOL Why do I wanna read that backstory? Was Rodney stuck in up a light pole and in need of rescuing?

Author's Response: Hahaha...that would be a fun backstory. You should write it! I meant it \"metaphorically\"...he hasn\'t been with any man for a while and John\'s kind of a virgin in this regard. Hence the I\'ve never been with a clown. :D
Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
03 May 2010
Thank god you didn't ask for a Clown!Rodney manip. I'd've done it for the sake of friendship, but it would've traumatized me for life. I know how John feels in this story: he loves the person behind the clown, but dang, that greasepaint is creepy.

I adore this bit: "...Sheppard, half the people in this room are feeling faint from looking at you. ALL of the straight women and probably at least a dozen men too! Could you get anymore obvious? Trolling for a piece of tail much?" ROTFL

Author's Response: Wait for it...the clown is getting de-clowned soon. Thanks for the review and the fab manip.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
11 May 2010
Whoa! Nice surprise to see the chafing & de-pantsing you've added since the most recent draft.

> Well, maybe next time.
Damned clowns.

> Nice extension ladder, mon pompier.
I love this! Thank god he didn't call it Little Johnny or something horrifying like that.

I love the hilarious nicknames: "Mister Atlantis" and "Colonel McPoutylips" for Shep, and "Bossy the Clown" for Rodney.

> As he finished with [the] right foot, he gently placed it between his legs so that John could feel his cock.

Mmm... toe sex. Maybe I *will* write a McShep where they're playing footsie and things get a little messy...

Author's Response: Thanks for the encouragement and telling me to \"amp up\" the foot sucking. The nickname thing is kind of canon...I believe Rodney called someone Dr. McGrabbyhands or something similiar. Rodney\'s fun to write.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
18 Jul 2010
Sooo glad WB finally updated their queue! I don't regret that my hatred of clowns inspired you to write this, and am so happy that John was able to overcome his similar distate of clowns enough to indulge in some hot schmexin with the man he's destined to love forever. :-)

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like McSmex. yumyumyum
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Who could resist joining Rodney in a nap some sleepy afternoon? John certainly can't. Set in the Screen Savor 'verse (sometime after Model Behavior), but may be read as a standalone.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 584; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 May 2010; Published: 03 May 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
04 May 2010
Yum yum! Sleepy!Rodney is so adorable after he's collapsed from doing his genius work.

> they fit together like precision-cut pieces of a complicated puzzle

Yes, they do. :-) Nice vignette! Captures the tenderness and intimacy of a perfect match.

And the manip is lovely, too!

Author's Response: I do like showing how well they fit - glad you enjoyed and thanks! :-D
Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Sweet by oceania [NC-17]
[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Rodney and John babysit Madison, and discover they're sweet on each other.

Written for the LJ McShep_Match Team Play
Prompt: Trick or Treat

Special thanks to my beta and friend campylobacter who went far above the call of duty on this one!

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4612; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Sep 2010; Published: 08 Sep 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
12 Sep 2010
"Your Uncle Mer wants to marry someone more like..." he struggled for how to put it, "more like...well, more like Barbie over there."
Sweet and poignant and a little heartbreaking at the same time.

"But he broke up with Dr. Barbie!"
Because Dr. Barbie likes He-Man better and finally noticed the way Ken looks at GI Joe. ;-)

Look, I don't mean to be rude but you are going the wrong direction! There's a clear pattern to the store.
Quintessential McKay.

Rodney leaned back ever so slightly and resisted the urge to snuggle into John.
Aww, this is McShap-tastic.

"Come out of the closet much?" Rodney laughed. John snickered and whispered something so filthy in Rodney's ear
LOL: "I'm going to come in more than a closet."

The overall tone is light-hearted and sweet; it's definitely not a dark, brooding angst-fest of Evil Overlords torturing the protagonists into heavy hurt/comfort, but a sugary confection of diabetes-inducing rainbows, sparkly rhinestones, cookies, chocolate and declarations of love. :-D

Author's Response: Well, I was kind of going for sweet, so I guess I succeeded. LOL. Thanks for all your help with this one. Hope you are not insulin dependent now as a result.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: John has a proposition for Rodney. A short vignette inpsired by a dirty conversation I had with my husband at a local burger joint.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 555; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Nov 2010; Published: 17 Oct 2010
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
06 Nov 2010
Teyla's reaction is ADORABLE. I love her so much! And Ronon's so hip to the slashy food!porn code, it makes you wonder...

Author's Response: Well I like to think of Ronon and his army as \"Spartans\" so yeah, he likely learned all about it in the field! The question remains, \"Is Ronon a onion ring or a french fry?\" I have often thought about him as an onion ring to Rodney\'s french fry.
Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Summary: Sam is comming to Atlantis, this is how she was welcomed.

Categories: General, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 386; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2011; Published: 09 Feb 2011
Reviewer: campylobacter (Signed)
19 Feb 2011
> he primed under her words like a peacock,
> she could also see Sheppard stiffen,
> his laid back attitude diapering in to thin air.

Here are all the Internetz in a Basket for the most epically awesomely hilarious McShep sentence since the "soggy anus" story. I'm going to marry you and we will have many, many baby Internetz.

Author's Response: as long as you carry the babies, consider ourselves hitched XD
Chapter 1: ...then, of course, you spoke.